Klingon sword fights sex strikes and pigeons with doctorates thank kind of
pigeons with doctorates thank kind of
pigeons with doctorates thank kind of just because you don’t need to know
just because you don’t need to know
just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they
about these stories doesn’t mean they
about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
won’t interest you
won’t interest you court documents say he used a Klingon
court documents say he used a Klingon
court documents say he used a Klingon soar to attack his neighbor after they
soar to attack his neighbor after they
soar to attack his neighbor after they got into a fight about garbage welcome
got into a fight about garbage welcome
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previous week of human existence
previous week of human existence grab your bat’leth let’s do this thing
grab your bat’leth let’s do this thing
grab your bat’leth let’s do this thing there can be only one top number three
there can be only one top number three
there can be only one top number three dr. P agent Caesar can have his Eagle
dr. P agent Caesar can have his Eagle
dr. P agent Caesar can have his Eagle Alexander the Great his Griffin I’ll
Alexander the Great his Griffin I’ll
Alexander the Great his Griffin I’ll take the American fighting pigeon any
take the American fighting pigeon any
take the American fighting pigeon any damn day we heard all the time these
damn day we heard all the time these
damn day we heard all the time these days there are simply not enough doctors
days there are simply not enough doctors
days there are simply not enough doctors to go around well what if the answer to
to go around well what if the answer to
to go around well what if the answer to the shortage was waiting on every
the shortage was waiting on every
the shortage was waiting on every lamppost awning and street corner whoa
lamppost awning and street corner whoa
lamppost awning and street corner whoa dad maybe that’s a stretch but
dad maybe that’s a stretch but
dad maybe that’s a stretch but researchers at the University of
researchers at the University of
researchers at the University of California say pigeons could be of use
California say pigeons could be of use
California say pigeons could be of use when it comes to analyzing x-rays
when it comes to analyzing x-rays
when it comes to analyzing x-rays a recent study tested the pigeons
a recent study tested the pigeons
a recent study tested the pigeons ability to distinguish between healthy
ability to distinguish between healthy
ability to distinguish between healthy and cancerous breast tissue and they did
and cancerous breast tissue and they did
and cancerous breast tissue and they did pretty damn well with overall accuracy
pretty damn well with overall accuracy
pretty damn well with overall accuracy at 85%
at 85%
at 85% what’s more you see pathology Professor
what’s more you see pathology Professor
what’s more you see pathology Professor Richard Levinson says the pigeons could
Richard Levinson says the pigeons could
Richard Levinson says the pigeons could be a vital part of the development of
be a vital part of the development of
be a vital part of the development of image analysis technology it’s time to
image analysis technology it’s time to
image analysis technology it’s time to start respecting pigeons the creature
start respecting pigeons the creature
start respecting pigeons the creature that left a little present on your car
that left a little present on your car
that left a little present on your car window could also be advising your
window could also be advising your
window could also be advising your doctor with an accurate diagnosis made a
doctor with an accurate diagnosis made a
doctor with an accurate diagnosis made a good diagnosis doctor number two in the
good diagnosis doctor number two in the
good diagnosis doctor number two in the name of Collis
name of Collis
sword violence was alive and well this
sword violence was alive and well this year unfortunately this week a machete
year unfortunately this week a machete
year unfortunately this week a machete wielding man held up at Michigan Dairy
wielding man held up at Michigan Dairy
wielding man held up at Michigan Dairy Queen for what we can only assume was an
Queen for what we can only assume was an
Queen for what we can only assume was an intense craving to get blazed it’ll get
intense craving to get blazed it’ll get
intense craving to get blazed it’ll get you every time earlier in the year a
you every time earlier in the year a
you every time earlier in the year a store clerk in Pittsburgh pulled a
store clerk in Pittsburgh pulled a
store clerk in Pittsburgh pulled a scimitar on a would-be robber who was
scimitar on a would-be robber who was
scimitar on a would-be robber who was wielding a machete becoming thought that
wielding a machete becoming thought that
wielding a machete becoming thought that could be from a yeah I attack him like
could be from a yeah I attack him like
could be from a yeah I attack him like that
that
that and finally screams of a paw were heard
and finally screams of a paw were heard
and finally screams of a paw were heard in Spokane Washington this week as a
in Spokane Washington this week as a
in Spokane Washington this week as a neighborly dispute devolved into one man
neighborly dispute devolved into one man
neighborly dispute devolved into one man wielding a klingon sword or bat’leth as
wielding a klingon sword or bat’leth as
wielding a klingon sword or bat’leth as it’s known to Trekkies so here’s how it
it’s known to Trekkies so here’s how it
it’s known to Trekkies so here’s how it went down
went down
went down solo male neighbor gets evicted and
solo male neighbor gets evicted and
solo male neighbor gets evicted and starts throwing his garbage in his
starts throwing his garbage in his
starts throwing his garbage in his neighbor’s bin the neighboring couple
neighbor’s bin the neighboring couple
neighbor’s bin the neighboring couple takes exception to that Jamie would you
takes exception to that Jamie would you
takes exception to that Jamie would you please not put your stuff in my garbage
please not put your stuff in my garbage
please not put your stuff in my garbage can tell him to stop but he refuses and
can tell him to stop but he refuses and
can tell him to stop but he refuses and starts throwing garbage all over their
starts throwing garbage all over their
starts throwing garbage all over their lawn and he kept the bag at me and hit
lawn and he kept the bag at me and hit
lawn and he kept the bag at me and hit me in the back with it one thing leads
me in the back with it one thing leads
me in the back with it one thing leads to another yada yada yada the husband of
to another yada yada yada the husband of
to another yada yada yada the husband of the couple pulls out his Klingon sword
the couple pulls out his Klingon sword
the couple pulls out his Klingon sword and voila
and voila
and voila classic occasion for some bat’leth
number one cocked and locked up ladies
number one cocked and locked up ladies in Chicago are taking certain things out
in Chicago are taking certain things out
in Chicago are taking certain things out of the bedroom and into their own hands
sex or lack thereof is apparently the
sex or lack thereof is apparently the answer to Chicago’s violence problem yes
answer to Chicago’s violence problem yes
answer to Chicago’s violence problem yes no whoo yeah definitely no there’s no no
no whoo yeah definitely no there’s no no
no whoo yeah definitely no there’s no no sex the idea is that women will withhold
sex the idea is that women will withhold
sex the idea is that women will withhold sex from their men until they put down
sex from their men until they put down
sex from their men until they put down their weapons so what do you think
their weapons so what do you think
their weapons so what do you think should we have sex tonight
should we have sex tonight
should we have sex tonight uh April Lawson the conscious abstain
uh April Lawson the conscious abstain
uh April Lawson the conscious abstain err an originator of this movement hopes
err an originator of this movement hopes
err an originator of this movement hopes that more women will join her unorthodox
that more women will join her unorthodox
that more women will join her unorthodox approach to lessen murders a shy town
approach to lessen murders a shy town
approach to lessen murders a shy town which has already seen 15 fatal
which has already seen 15 fatal
which has already seen 15 fatal shootings in November 2015 alone
shootings in November 2015 alone
shootings in November 2015 alone so as the age-old saying goes you don’t
so as the age-old saying goes you don’t
so as the age-old saying goes you don’t holster the gun no more fun but if you
holster the gun no more fun but if you
holster the gun no more fun but if you heat to the strike then sex yeah
heat to the strike then sex yeah
heat to the strike then sex yeah something like that
something like that
something like that for a real thing hey wait a minute
for a real thing hey wait a minute
for a real thing hey wait a minute doesn’t this sound exactly like a new
doesn’t this sound exactly like a new
doesn’t this sound exactly like a new movie from Spike Lee isn’t it called
movie from Spike Lee isn’t it called
movie from Spike Lee isn’t it called chiraq try taking away take guns guys
chiraq try taking away take guns guys
chiraq try taking away take guns guys I’m pretty sure that’s the exact premise
I’m pretty sure that’s the exact premise
I’m pretty sure that’s the exact premise of the movie go make sure these fools
of the movie go make sure these fools
of the movie go make sure these fools quit down these guns maybe I’m crazy I
quit down these guns maybe I’m crazy I
quit down these guns maybe I’m crazy I will deny all rights of access or
will deny all rights of access or
will deny all rights of access or insurance so will a sex strike work sex
insurance so will a sex strike work sex
insurance so will a sex strike work sex the physical act of love if you want to
the physical act of love if you want to
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