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Sex, Farts & Exorcism: The News You Missed – The Dispatch Ep. 2


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the world is pretty cool just because you don’t need to know about these

you don’t need to know about these

you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest

stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest

stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you to calling them out isn’t me some

you to calling them out isn’t me some

you to calling them out isn’t me some while a poke yourself welcome to

while a poke yourself welcome to

while a poke yourself welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch

watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch

watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we give you three cool funny or

where we give you three cool funny or

where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories from the previous

weird news stories from the previous

weird news stories from the previous week of human existence this week we’re

week of human existence this week we’re

week of human existence this week we’re talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual

talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual

talking Taiwanese exorcisms sexual assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh

assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh

assistance and kangaroo flatulence oh that’s gross number three sexual

that’s gross number three sexual

that’s gross number three sexual accessibility we all have needs the

accessibility we all have needs the

accessibility we all have needs the world was clearly feeling a little sexy

world was clearly feeling a little sexy

world was clearly feeling a little sexy this week giggidy giggidy on the funny

this week giggidy giggidy on the funny

this week giggidy giggidy on the funny side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz

side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz

side Spanish town of Aspen Thesz accidentally advertised for a clitoris

accidentally advertised for a clitoris

accidentally advertised for a clitoris festival as opposed to an innocent

festival as opposed to an innocent

festival as opposed to an innocent vegetable festival after a google

vegetable festival after a google

vegetable festival after a google translate error oops but on the smart

translate error oops but on the smart

translate error oops but on the smart side of things the Czech Republic has

side of things the Czech Republic has

side of things the Czech Republic has joined the likes of Austria Belgium

joined the likes of Austria Belgium

joined the likes of Austria Belgium France and more and starting a sexual

France and more and starting a sexual

France and more and starting a sexual assistance program for the disabled my

assistance program for the disabled my

assistance program for the disabled my frustrations on and pushy when I cook

frustrations on and pushy when I cook

frustrations on and pushy when I cook things full of wicked came here if I

things full of wicked came here if I

things full of wicked came here if I were cooking channel 5 carefully

were cooking channel 5 carefully

were cooking channel 5 carefully selected check women have been chosen

selected check women have been chosen

selected check women have been chosen and trained by bliss without risk an

and trained by bliss without risk an

and trained by bliss without risk an organization that supports sex workers

organization that supports sex workers

organization that supports sex workers and promotes STD prevention with funding

and promotes STD prevention with funding

and promotes STD prevention with funding from the czech finance ministry and the

from the czech finance ministry and the

from the czech finance ministry and the right to sex project these sexual

right to sex project these sexual

right to sex project these sexual assistants will be providing sexual

assistants will be providing sexual

assistants will be providing sexual services on top of teaching clients to

services on top of teaching clients to

services on top of teaching clients to behave assertively develop relationships

behave assertively develop relationships

behave assertively develop relationships and the use of contraception way to

and the use of contraception way to

and the use of contraception way to spread the love czech republic

[Music]

[Music] number two the mass exorcism of

number two the mass exorcism of

number two the mass exorcism of Taiwanese students I file this one away

Taiwanese students I file this one away

Taiwanese students I file this one away in the unsolved mystery section of the

in the unsolved mystery section of the

in the unsolved mystery section of the watchmojo vault twelve students from the

watchmojo vault twelve students from the

watchmojo vault twelve students from the chiyan on university of pharmacy in

chiyan on university of pharmacy in

chiyan on university of pharmacy in tainan taiwan were rushed from their

tainan taiwan were rushed from their

tainan taiwan were rushed from their Halloween party to the Ching Hwang

Halloween party to the Ching Hwang

Halloween party to the Ching Hwang temple via scooters and cars for a mass

temple via scooters and cars for a mass

temple via scooters and cars for a mass exorcism apparently the organizer /

exorcism apparently the organizer /

exorcism apparently the organizer / possessed Student Association members

possessed Student Association members

possessed Student Association members were the only ones at the party that

were the only ones at the party that

were the only ones at the party that felt the symptoms of the possession

felt the symptoms of the possession

felt the symptoms of the possession which were listed as nausea vertigo

which were listed as nausea vertigo

which were listed as nausea vertigo inability to walk and tightness of the

inability to walk and tightness of the

inability to walk and tightness of the chest temple staff said that the

chest temple staff said that the

chest temple staff said that the students treated the place of worship

students treated the place of worship

students treated the place of worship quote as if it were an emergency room

quote as if it were an emergency room

quote as if it were an emergency room and quote but hooked them up with the

and quote but hooked them up with the

and quote but hooked them up with the Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same

Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same

Taoists Shu Qing exorcism all the same apparently it was immediately effective

apparently it was immediately effective

apparently it was immediately effective with only a few of the students having

with only a few of the students having

with only a few of the students having lasting symptoms so was it something

lasting symptoms so was it something

lasting symptoms so was it something that organizers ate was it the poor

that organizers ate was it the poor

that organizers ate was it the poor circulation of the packed party room or

circulation of the packed party room or

circulation of the packed party room or was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond

was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond

was it malevolent spirits it’s beyond our knowing number one the royal

our knowing number one the royal

our knowing number one the royal australian air farts well what oh man he

australian air farts well what oh man he

australian air farts well what oh man he oh man turns out kangaroo farts are

oh man turns out kangaroo farts are

oh man turns out kangaroo farts are actually much worse for the environment

actually much worse for the environment

actually much worse for the environment that they were initially believed to be

that they were initially believed to be

that they were initially believed to be who knew kangaroo farts were held in

who knew kangaroo farts were held in

who knew kangaroo farts were held in such high regard no I wasn’t aware of

such high regard no I wasn’t aware of

such high regard no I wasn’t aware of that at all anyway since the 70s

that at all anyway since the 70s

that at all anyway since the 70s experimental biologists believed that

experimental biologists believed that

experimental biologists believed that kangaroos produce far less methane gas a

kangaroos produce far less methane gas a

kangaroos produce far less methane gas a massive contributor to our global

massive contributor to our global

massive contributor to our global warming problem than other animals such

warming problem than other animals such

warming problem than other animals such as cows the reason for the low methane

as cows the reason for the low methane

as cows the reason for the low methane output from kangaroos was thought to be

output from kangaroos was thought to be

output from kangaroos was thought to be due to some sort of super bacteria in

due to some sort of super bacteria in

due to some sort of super bacteria in their digestive tract that broke down

their digestive tract that broke down

their digestive tract that broke down the gas so if they could somehow get

the gas so if they could somehow get

the gas so if they could somehow get this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it

this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it

this bacteria from kangaroos and pass it on to cows and other livestock there

on to cows and other livestock there

on to cows and other livestock there would be a massive reduction in

would be a massive reduction in

would be a massive reduction in greenhouse gas emissions annually

greenhouse gas emissions annually

greenhouse gas emissions annually unfortunately they were wrong about

unfortunately they were wrong about

unfortunately they were wrong about everything and those Ozzy hopper farts

everything and those Ozzy hopper farts

everything and those Ozzy hopper farts are just as bad as the rest of the

are just as bad as the rest of the

are just as bad as the rest of the animal kingdom

so what do you think we’re those

so what do you think we’re those students actually possessed yes I think

students actually possessed yes I think

students actually possessed yes I think that’s right for your weekly dispatch of

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