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Sex Ed. Switch, Alien Sun Structures & Pizza Tech Tats: The Dispatch #38


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[Music] there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re talking about

stories this week we’re talking about

stories this week we’re talking about porn classes in grade school pizza tech

porn classes in grade school pizza tech

porn classes in grade school pizza tech tattoos and studying alien

tattoos and studying alien

tattoos and studying alien megastructures number three rethinking

megastructures number three rethinking

megastructures number three rethinking sex ed first the war on drugs

sex ed first the war on drugs

sex ed first the war on drugs next the war on porn in the united

next the war on porn in the united

next the war on porn in the united kingdom back in May the Queen said that

kingdom back in May the Queen said that

kingdom back in May the Queen said that pornographic sites should be forced to

pornographic sites should be forced to

pornographic sites should be forced to verify that all of their users are over

verify that all of their users are over

verify that all of their users are over the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from

the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from

the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from Radio 4 claims that schools should

Radio 4 claims that schools should

Radio 4 claims that schools should utilize pornography within their sexual

utilize pornography within their sexual

utilize pornography within their sexual education practices she said quote we

education practices she said quote we

education practices she said quote we give her kids Jane Austen to read and we

give her kids Jane Austen to read and we

give her kids Jane Austen to read and we say okay let’s analyze it why not show

say okay let’s analyze it why not show

say okay let’s analyze it why not show them pornography and teach them how to

them pornography and teach them how to

them pornography and teach them how to analyze it we’ll take the full play as

analyze it we’ll take the full play as

analyze it we’ll take the full play as read so her point is that sexual

read so her point is that sexual

read so her point is that sexual education should be overhauled and

education should be overhauled and

education should be overhauled and renamed gender studies and that it

renamed gender studies and that it

renamed gender studies and that it should teach kids to analyze sexuality

should teach kids to analyze sexuality

should teach kids to analyze sexuality and porn as we are taught to analyze

and porn as we are taught to analyze

and porn as we are taught to analyze everything else around us raaah hard to

everything else around us raaah hard to

everything else around us raaah hard to say whether a twelve-year-old is capable

say whether a twelve-year-old is capable

say whether a twelve-year-old is capable of rationally analyzing something they

of rationally analyzing something they

of rationally analyzing something they likely know next to nothing about well

likely know next to nothing about well

likely know next to nothing about well hopefully they know nothing about

hopefully they know nothing about

hopefully they know nothing about Gilbert are things moving too fast

Gilbert are things moving too fast

Gilbert are things moving too fast between you and a girl named Stella

between you and a girl named Stella

between you and a girl named Stella I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos

I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos

I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile

from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile

from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile ordering apps and pizza

ordering apps and pizza

ordering apps and pizza Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has

Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has

Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has seen a lot of innovations in the digital

seen a lot of innovations in the digital

seen a lot of innovations in the digital age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut

age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut

age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut may have jumped the shark with their

may have jumped the shark with their

may have jumped the shark with their latest creation there was an episode of

latest creation there was an episode of

latest creation there was an episode of happy days where a guy literally jumped

happy days where a guy literally jumped

happy days where a guy literally jumped over a shark and it was the best one

over a shark and it was the best one

over a shark and it was the best one since reaching over the bed to get your

since reaching over the bed to get your

since reaching over the bed to get your phone and hit a few buttons was too hard

phone and hit a few buttons was too hard

phone and hit a few buttons was too hard Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech

Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech

Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech that allows you to order pizza by simply

that allows you to order pizza by simply

that allows you to order pizza by simply touching a tattoo

stick the pizza slice tattoo on your

stick the pizza slice tattoo on your body like you would any normal temporary

body like you would any normal temporary

body like you would any normal temporary tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you

tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you

tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you hover over it with your smartphone so

hover over it with your smartphone so

hover over it with your smartphone so basically you use a smartphone door to

basically you use a smartphone door to

basically you use a smartphone door to pizza just like before with a bit of

pizza just like before with a bit of

pizza just like before with a bit of novelty added it’s hard to believe that

novelty added it’s hard to believe that

novelty added it’s hard to believe that this idea made it around the corporate

this idea made it around the corporate

this idea made it around the corporate boardroom with nods of approval but even

boardroom with nods of approval but even

boardroom with nods of approval but even harder to believe is the fact that the

harder to believe is the fact that the

harder to believe is the fact that the human race spent time creating wearable

human race spent time creating wearable

human race spent time creating wearable Pizza ordering technology you have to

Pizza ordering technology you have to

Pizza ordering technology you have to use it or you admit it’s pointless but

use it or you admit it’s pointless but

use it or you admit it’s pointless but it is pointless Quentin it’s my point

it is pointless Quentin it’s my point

it is pointless Quentin it’s my point number one alien megastructures

what if instead of trying to create fuel

what if instead of trying to create fuel by harvesting oil from the ground we can

by harvesting oil from the ground we can

by harvesting oil from the ground we can harness the energy of the Sun by

harness the energy of the Sun by

harness the energy of the Sun by creating a superstructure around it

oh the only problem is that we are ages

oh the only problem is that we are ages away from having the tools necessary to

away from having the tools necessary to

away from having the tools necessary to do this but according to some scientists

do this but according to some scientists

do this but according to some scientists this hypothetical mega-structure

this hypothetical mega-structure

this hypothetical mega-structure referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be

referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be

referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be within the grasp of some highly advanced

within the grasp of some highly advanced

within the grasp of some highly advanced life forms from other galaxies it’s

life forms from other galaxies it’s

life forms from other galaxies it’s another Death Star I wish that were the

another Death Star I wish that were the

another Death Star I wish that were the case major UC Berkeley has formally

case major UC Berkeley has formally

case major UC Berkeley has formally started studying tabby star located in

started studying tabby star located in

started studying tabby star located in the constellation Cygnus which has shown

the constellation Cygnus which has shown

the constellation Cygnus which has shown a constant fluctuation in his brightness

a constant fluctuation in his brightness

a constant fluctuation in his brightness it may seem a small detail to us but in

it may seem a small detail to us but in

it may seem a small detail to us but in academic circles this is huge

academic circles this is huge

academic circles this is huge drawing a wide range of hypotheses the

drawing a wide range of hypotheses the

drawing a wide range of hypotheses the quote alien mega-structure is one of the

quote alien mega-structure is one of the

quote alien mega-structure is one of the least likely however definitely the most

least likely however definitely the most

least likely however definitely the most sexy come on people planetary debris and

sexy come on people planetary debris and

sexy come on people planetary debris and clouds of disintegrating comets are

clouds of disintegrating comets are

clouds of disintegrating comets are really not going to get people’s minds

really not going to get people’s minds

really not going to get people’s minds racing so are you gonna ink yourself up

racing so are you gonna ink yourself up

racing so are you gonna ink yourself up with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your

with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your

with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news

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the weapon again now our system is the

the weapon again now our system is the next target help us

next target help us

next target help us [Music]

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