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Sex Doll Romance, DIY Death Ray & Dinos on Mars: The Dispatch #30


there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories that

haven’t heard of these stories that

haven’t heard of these stories that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we have a homemade

stories this week we have a homemade

stories this week we have a homemade laser bazooka finding love in silicon

laser bazooka finding love in silicon

laser bazooka finding love in silicon and dinosaurs in space number three

and dinosaurs in space number three

and dinosaurs in space number three DIY death ray okay let’s get to the

DIY death ray okay let’s get to the

DIY death ray okay let’s get to the killing if you’re into youtube these

killing if you’re into youtube these

killing if you’re into youtube these days

days

days oh of course you are what was it due to

oh of course you are what was it due to

oh of course you are what was it due to exactly you’ll know the DIY trend is

exactly you’ll know the DIY trend is

exactly you’ll know the DIY trend is very popular do you like to do it

very popular do you like to do it

very popular do you like to do it yourself whether it’s for cool crafts

yourself whether it’s for cool crafts

yourself whether it’s for cool crafts homemade gifts or death lasers there’s

homemade gifts or death lasers there’s

homemade gifts or death lasers there’s no limit to what a few pieces of scrap

no limit to what a few pieces of scrap

no limit to what a few pieces of scrap metal and an old computer hardware can

metal and an old computer hardware can

metal and an old computer hardware can do I just finished putting my was

do I just finished putting my was

do I just finished putting my was terrifying device yet such was the

terrifying device yet such was the

terrifying device yet such was the thinking of DIY enthusiast IRA pyro when

thinking of DIY enthusiast IRA pyro when

thinking of DIY enthusiast IRA pyro when he built a 200 watt laser gun using

he built a 200 watt laser gun using

he built a 200 watt laser gun using spare parts projector electronics and

spare parts projector electronics and

spare parts projector electronics and lithium batteries the YouTube inventor

lithium batteries the YouTube inventor

lithium batteries the YouTube inventor whose channel features other laser

whose channel features other laser

whose channel features other laser inspired inventions like lava lamps and

inspired inventions like lava lamps and

inspired inventions like lava lamps and tasers claims his laser bazooka is 33

tasers claims his laser bazooka is 33

tasers claims his laser bazooka is 33 million times more intense than staring

million times more intense than staring

million times more intense than staring at the Sun I don’t know where you get

at the Sun I don’t know where you get

at the Sun I don’t know where you get your delusions laser brain well we can’t

your delusions laser brain well we can’t

your delusions laser brain well we can’t back up the science on that statistic we

back up the science on that statistic we

back up the science on that statistic we can say this homemade death ray is

can say this homemade death ray is

can say this homemade death ray is certifiably badass

number two when Dino Mars ruled the

number two when Dino Mars ruled the space

okay so that title may be a stretch but

okay so that title may be a stretch but perhaps not as big of a stretch as the

perhaps not as big of a stretch as the

perhaps not as big of a stretch as the claims by the tinfoil hat wearing

claims by the tinfoil hat wearing

claims by the tinfoil hat wearing population of the internet this week

first they thought they found a pyramid

first they thought they found a pyramid in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean if

in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean if

in the bottom of the Pacific Ocean if you ask us that looks like a mountain or

you ask us that looks like a mountain or

you ask us that looks like a mountain or maybe an inactive sub aquatic volcano

it even has more pyramids surrounding it

it even has more pyramids surrounding it but the creme de la creme has to be the

but the creme de la creme has to be the

but the creme de la creme has to be the bull claims that a dinosaur skull was

bull claims that a dinosaur skull was

bull claims that a dinosaur skull was found on Mars granted this evidence is

found on Mars granted this evidence is

found on Mars granted this evidence is standing on a much more solid base than

standing on a much more solid base than

standing on a much more solid base than the underwater Google Earth bumps but

the underwater Google Earth bumps but

the underwater Google Earth bumps but it’s still pretty weak just as a piece

it’s still pretty weak just as a piece

it’s still pretty weak just as a piece of toast can look like Jesus a Martian

of toast can look like Jesus a Martian

of toast can look like Jesus a Martian rock can resemble a dino skull however a

rock can resemble a dino skull however a

rock can resemble a dino skull however a real-life martial source Rex would

real-life martial source Rex would

real-life martial source Rex would probably be as certifiably badass as the

probably be as certifiably badass as the

probably be as certifiably badass as the DIY death ray I wonder if the space

DIY death ray I wonder if the space

DIY death ray I wonder if the space dinos got MRSA Soros wracked by a meteor

dinos got MRSA Soros wracked by a meteor

dinos got MRSA Soros wracked by a meteor like our dinosaurs here on earth number

like our dinosaurs here on earth number

like our dinosaurs here on earth number one silicone seductress hello hi the

one silicone seductress hello hi the

one silicone seductress hello hi the saying goes the third time’s the charm

saying goes the third time’s the charm

saying goes the third time’s the charm and when that doesn’t do it time to get

and when that doesn’t do it time to get

and when that doesn’t do it time to get a sex doll or at least that’s what Marie

a sex doll or at least that’s what Marie

a sex doll or at least that’s what Marie is saying after falling in love with

is saying after falling in love with

is saying after falling in love with noni noni is a stunning plastic blonde

noni noni is a stunning plastic blonde

noni noni is a stunning plastic blonde who’s clearly got more to offer than

who’s clearly got more to offer than

who’s clearly got more to offer than divorce papers

divorce papers

divorce papers unlike his three previous sentient wives

unlike his three previous sentient wives

unlike his three previous sentient wives Marie of Queensland Australia says he’s

Marie of Queensland Australia says he’s

Marie of Queensland Australia says he’s forged a deep emotional connection with

forged a deep emotional connection with

forged a deep emotional connection with the silicone vixen adding to their

the silicone vixen adding to their

the silicone vixen adding to their already fiery sexual bond quote

already fiery sexual bond quote

already fiery sexual bond quote depending on what wig the doll will put

depending on what wig the doll will put

depending on what wig the doll will put on depending on what clothes she’s

on depending on what clothes she’s

on depending on what clothes she’s wearing will depend on the type of sex

wearing will depend on the type of sex

wearing will depend on the type of sex we have now that sounds like a solid

we have now that sounds like a solid

we have now that sounds like a solid bond but with Marie still feel that

bond but with Marie still feel that

bond but with Marie still feel that fiery passion if you saw the PVC

fiery passion if you saw the PVC

fiery passion if you saw the PVC skeleton on which these dolls are built

skeleton on which these dolls are built

skeleton on which these dolls are built a recent independent documentary

a recent independent documentary

a recent independent documentary exploring the real doll sex doll Factory

exploring the real doll sex doll Factory

exploring the real doll sex doll Factory in Los Angeles California provides some

in Los Angeles California provides some

in Los Angeles California provides some all-too-real insights into how these

all-too-real insights into how these

all-too-real insights into how these dolls are produced

but heck if it keeps Mary happy what’s

but heck if it keeps Mary happy what’s the harm well at least until Nonie puts

the harm well at least until Nonie puts

the harm well at least until Nonie puts on her divorce paper signing wig and

on her divorce paper signing wig and

on her divorce paper signing wig and negligee all right that’s all right so

negligee all right that’s all right so

negligee all right that’s all right so our space dinosaurs responsible for

our space dinosaurs responsible for

our space dinosaurs responsible for building the underwater pyramid here on

building the underwater pyramid here on

building the underwater pyramid here on earth what would happen if they were

earth what would happen if they were

earth what would happen if they were hostile and for your bi-weekly dispatch

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millions of voices suddenly cried out in

millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced this

terror and were suddenly silenced this

terror and were suddenly silenced this is definitely my new favorite toy

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