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Sex Burglars, Virgin Epidemics & Puking New Ants: The Dispatch #36


there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t

doesn’t mean that they aren’t

doesn’t mean that they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and

interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and

interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you

this is the dispatch where we bring you

this is the dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news

the internet’s weirdest and coolest news

the internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at sex

stories this week we’re looking at sex

stories this week we’re looking at sex burglars puking up undiscovered ants and

burglars puking up undiscovered ants and

burglars puking up undiscovered ants and a virgin epidemic in japan number three

a virgin epidemic in japan number three

a virgin epidemic in japan number three sexy burglars try something after a busy

sexy burglars try something after a busy

sexy burglars try something after a busy day the last thing you want to find when

day the last thing you want to find when

day the last thing you want to find when arriving at home is a burglar in your

arriving at home is a burglar in your

arriving at home is a burglar in your house please not the computer scratch

house please not the computer scratch

house please not the computer scratch that Jamie Barnes of Memphis Tennessee

that Jamie Barnes of Memphis Tennessee

that Jamie Barnes of Memphis Tennessee has done one better picture burglars but

has done one better picture burglars but

has done one better picture burglars but instead of them just taking your stuff

instead of them just taking your stuff

instead of them just taking your stuff and messing up your kitchen table get

and messing up your kitchen table get

and messing up your kitchen table get nasty in your living room you don’t stop

nasty in your living room you don’t stop

nasty in your living room you don’t stop on my account

on my account

on my account Barnes said she was arriving home after

Barnes said she was arriving home after

Barnes said she was arriving home after being away for a few days when she

being away for a few days when she

being away for a few days when she walked inside she found the burglars

walked inside she found the burglars

walked inside she found the burglars having sex on her couch

having sex on her couch

having sex on her couch the man is reported to have gotten away

the man is reported to have gotten away

the man is reported to have gotten away on foot while the woman Ponca Barnes was

on foot while the woman Ponca Barnes was

on foot while the woman Ponca Barnes was arrested for aggravated burglary

arrested for aggravated burglary

arrested for aggravated burglary according to a neighbor the suspects

according to a neighbor the suspects

according to a neighbor the suspects were seen taking bins of clothing and

were seen taking bins of clothing and

were seen taking bins of clothing and jewelry out of the house both suspects

jewelry out of the house both suspects

jewelry out of the house both suspects in the case are facing charges of

in the case are facing charges of

in the case are facing charges of attempted burglary and chill just forget

attempted burglary and chill just forget

attempted burglary and chill just forget you ever saw it it’s better that way

you ever saw it it’s better that way

you ever saw it it’s better that way number 2 devil frog using would be nice

number 2 devil frog using would be nice

number 2 devil frog using would be nice yes the little devil frog also known as

yes the little devil frog also known as

yes the little devil frog also known as the saga sylvatica and Diablito is a

the saga sylvatica and Diablito is a

the saga sylvatica and Diablito is a small bright orange poisonous frog

small bright orange poisonous frog

small bright orange poisonous frog native to Ecuador and Colombia these

native to Ecuador and Colombia these

native to Ecuador and Colombia these little guys are making big waves in the

little guys are making big waves in the

little guys are making big waves in the world of biology as they were crucial to

world of biology as they were crucial to

world of biology as they were crucial to the recent discovery of a new species of

the recent discovery of a new species of

the recent discovery of a new species of ant the Leno mimics Ho el de larry as

ant the Leno mimics Ho el de larry as

ant the Leno mimics Ho el de larry as ant eating frogs the diablitos go

ant eating frogs the diablitos go

ant eating frogs the diablitos go hunting for bugs and hard-to-reach

hunting for bugs and hard-to-reach

hunting for bugs and hard-to-reach places a scientists can take advantage

places a scientists can take advantage

places a scientists can take advantage of this resourceful behavior by

of this resourceful behavior by

of this resourceful behavior by capturing them and flushing their

capturing them and flushing their

capturing them and flushing their stomachs to check for any potential

stomachs to check for any potential

stomachs to check for any potential treasure such was the case for this

treasure such was the case for this

treasure such was the case for this latest a discovery found within the

latest a discovery found within the

latest a discovery found within the belly of a Diablito frog in Ecuador to

belly of a Diablito frog in Ecuador to

belly of a Diablito frog in Ecuador to check for treasure scientists and sort

check for treasure scientists and sort

check for treasure scientists and sort of softube into the frogs mouth and

of softube into the frogs mouth and

of softube into the frogs mouth and gently fill it with water which causes

gently fill it with water which causes

gently fill it with water which causes the little guys to vomit puking up a new

the little guys to vomit puking up a new

the little guys to vomit puking up a new species

species

species you want a party with these guys number

you want a party with these guys number

you want a party with these guys number one Japanese virgin epidemic your name

one Japanese virgin epidemic your name

one Japanese virgin epidemic your name is fuck me newbie in 2011 Japan saw the

is fuck me newbie in 2011 Japan saw the

is fuck me newbie in 2011 Japan saw the Fukushima meltdown a disaster comparable

Fukushima meltdown a disaster comparable

Fukushima meltdown a disaster comparable to Chernobyl and 2014 brought the first

to Chernobyl and 2014 brought the first

to Chernobyl and 2014 brought the first outbreak of dengue fever in 70 years but

outbreak of dengue fever in 70 years but

outbreak of dengue fever in 70 years but now there’s a new crisis sweeping Japan

now there’s a new crisis sweeping Japan

now there’s a new crisis sweeping Japan virginity what according to a survey in

virginity what according to a survey in

virginity what according to a survey in The Japan Times approximately 40% of

The Japan Times approximately 40% of

The Japan Times approximately 40% of Japanese citizens have never rounded the

Japanese citizens have never rounded the

Japanese citizens have never rounded the bases within the age range of 18 to 34

bases within the age range of 18 to 34

bases within the age range of 18 to 34 70 % of unmarried men and 60% of women

70 % of unmarried men and 60% of women

70 % of unmarried men and 60% of women are single when you consider that Japan

are single when you consider that Japan

are single when you consider that Japan has the world’s oldest population and

has the world’s oldest population and

has the world’s oldest population and shrinking birthrate the statistics point

shrinking birthrate the statistics point

shrinking birthrate the statistics point to an overall lack of bedroom activity

to an overall lack of bedroom activity

to an overall lack of bedroom activity among the nation of people who invented

among the nation of people who invented

among the nation of people who invented the hyper sexualized art forms of hentai

the hyper sexualized art forms of hentai

the hyper sexualized art forms of hentai and manga what’s hentai

and manga what’s hentai

and manga what’s hentai Japanese comic books where the women get

Japanese comic books where the women get

Japanese comic books where the women get penetrated by octopus tentacles

penetrated by octopus tentacles

penetrated by octopus tentacles but major shifts in Japan’s economy

but major shifts in Japan’s economy

but major shifts in Japan’s economy working culture and to personal

working culture and to personal

working culture and to personal communication or lack thereof might

communication or lack thereof might

communication or lack thereof might point as to why this shouldn’t be so

point as to why this shouldn’t be so

point as to why this shouldn’t be so surprising the Bushido code the whole

surprising the Bushido code the whole

surprising the Bushido code the whole Japanese thing I get it but about being

Japanese thing I get it but about being

Japanese thing I get it but about being Japanese I guess only the cliches really

Japanese I guess only the cliches really

Japanese I guess only the cliches really luckily though the virtual reality age

luckily though the virtual reality age

luckily though the virtual reality age is upon us now if only we could stretch

is upon us now if only we could stretch

is upon us now if only we could stretch the definition of the word version to

the definition of the word version to

the definition of the word version to include digital hookups very soon so how

include digital hookups very soon so how

include digital hookups very soon so how would you deal with the Virgen epidemic

would you deal with the Virgen epidemic

would you deal with the Virgen epidemic we should have sex on your birthday for

we should have sex on your birthday for

we should have sex on your birthday for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news

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your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and top ten lists published

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