this Tony award-nominated actor is a real laugh whore hi I’m Rebecca Brayton
real laugh whore hi I’m Rebecca Brayton
real laugh whore hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to watchmojo.com and today
and welcome to watchmojo.com and today
and welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re at the Just for Laughs festival to
we’re at the Just for Laughs festival to
we’re at the Just for Laughs festival to speak with comedian Mario Cantone about
speak with comedian Mario Cantone about
speak with comedian Mario Cantone about his one-man Broadway show so here we are
his one-man Broadway show so here we are
his one-man Broadway show so here we are with Mario Cantone yes here we are
with Mario Cantone yes here we are
with Mario Cantone yes here we are when I get a microphone I talk just like
when I get a microphone I talk just like
when I get a microphone I talk just like this
it’s perfumed okay go ahead well I just
it’s perfumed okay go ahead well I just want to know what it’s funny your lives
want to know what it’s funny your lives
want to know what it’s funny your lives all about I sing I got my band
all about I sing I got my band
all about I sing I got my band it’s very musical
and then I sing as you know Judy Garland
and then I sing as you know Judy Garland I sing as Liza Minnelli and I sing as
I sing as Liza Minnelli and I sing as
I sing as Liza Minnelli and I sing as Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen I don’t do drag I just do it I did the
I don’t do drag I just do it I did the
I don’t do drag I just do it I did the Jim Morrison Christmas special you know
Jim Morrison Christmas special you know
Jim Morrison Christmas special you know I stalk him yeah oh I’m a nut I’ll see
I stalk him yeah oh I’m a nut I’ll see
I stalk him yeah oh I’m a nut I’ll see you know go to Wisconsin nah I’ll be it
you know go to Wisconsin nah I’ll be it
you know go to Wisconsin nah I’ll be it as you know backstage I’m like hi it’s
as you know backstage I’m like hi it’s
as you know backstage I’m like hi it’s me
me
me your stalker yeah I love him he’s a good
your stalker yeah I love him he’s a good
your stalker yeah I love him he’s a good ol motor whoo he’s a queer boo
ol motor whoo he’s a queer boo
ol motor whoo he’s a queer boo I didn’t originally know that you did
I didn’t originally know that you did
I didn’t originally know that you did impressions because he was such a unique
impressions because he was such a unique
impressions because he was such a unique voice anyway that I was like well how
voice anyway that I was like well how
voice anyway that I was like well how can you possibly do impressions yeah
can you possibly do impressions yeah
can you possibly do impressions yeah I’ve always said I’ve always said
I’ve always said I’ve always said
I’ve always said I’ve always said impressions but yeah I enjoyed doing
impressions but yeah I enjoyed doing
impressions but yeah I enjoyed doing them and then they will once that I just
them and then they will once that I just
them and then they will once that I just you know I was actually afraid to do cuz
you know I was actually afraid to do cuz
you know I was actually afraid to do cuz I’m gay enough and my career is over as
I’m gay enough and my career is over as
I’m gay enough and my career is over as it is so I was afraid to do them and
it is so I was afraid to do them and
it is so I was afraid to do them and then I was like like Judy and garland
then I was like like Judy and garland
then I was like like Judy and garland didn’t uh Betty Davis I always do Betty
didn’t uh Betty Davis I always do Betty
didn’t uh Betty Davis I always do Betty Davis no but I do Betty Davis like in
Davis no but I do Betty Davis like in
Davis no but I do Betty Davis like in all three stages it was the young when
all three stages it was the young when
all three stages it was the young when she was you know in dark victory but she
she was you know in dark victory but she
she was you know in dark victory but she had the brain tumor her death scene
had the brain tumor her death scene
had the brain tumor her death scene she’s so hyper before she dies it makes
she’s so hyper before she dies it makes
she’s so hyper before she dies it makes absolutely no sense at all and then
absolutely no sense at all and then
absolutely no sense at all and then there was baby Jane where she was just
there was baby Jane where she was just
there was baby Jane where she was just like the plan she didn’t eat your lunch
like the plan she didn’t eat your lunch
like the plan she didn’t eat your lunch you don’t eat your lunch you don’t get
you don’t eat your lunch you don’t get
you don’t eat your lunch you don’t get any Gingin no but I saw you on the
any Gingin no but I saw you on the
any Gingin no but I saw you on the jungle rivers roast where you dull Betty
jungle rivers roast where you dull Betty
jungle rivers roast where you dull Betty Davis I did Betty Davis crap to the
Davis I did Betty Davis crap to the
Davis I did Betty Davis crap to the stroke yes you’re the smart one Jo you
stroke yes you’re the smart one Jo you
stroke yes you’re the smart one Jo you had plastic surgery early on so after
had plastic surgery early on so after
had plastic surgery early on so after your stroke no one could have a tell
your stroke no one could have a tell
your stroke no one could have a tell actually if you’ve watched that whole
actually if you’ve watched that whole
actually if you’ve watched that whole roast I took the high road a little bit
roast I took the high road a little bit
roast I took the high road a little bit I think oh god you’re like the gay
I think oh god you’re like the gay
I think oh god you’re like the gay punching bag for two hours it’s horrible
punching bag for two hours it’s horrible
punching bag for two hours it’s horrible from Sex in the City and sexy straight
from Sex in the City and sexy straight
from Sex in the City and sexy straight men of America let me introduce you to
men of America let me introduce you to
men of America let me introduce you to someone you’ve never seen and never will
someone you’ve never seen and never will
someone you’ve never seen and never will again
you do TV you do film you do stand-up
you do TV you do film you do stand-up you do you know one-man shows how is it
you do you know one-man shows how is it
you do you know one-man shows how is it different to prepare for each of these
different to prepare for each of these
different to prepare for each of these different and I do Bob’s done five
different and I do Bob’s done five
different and I do Bob’s done five Broadway shows to which and you know
Broadway shows to which and you know
Broadway shows to which and you know I’ve done my one-man show and then the
I’ve done my one-man show and then the
I’ve done my one-man show and then the rest of them were either plays or
rest of them were either plays or
rest of them were either plays or musicals so well you’re on your own kind
musicals so well you’re on your own kind
musicals so well you’re on your own kind of with this the one-man show you you
of with this the one-man show you you
of with this the one-man show you you know I mean I was up last night like
know I mean I was up last night like
know I mean I was up last night like writing some stuff I don’t and I never
writing some stuff I don’t and I never
writing some stuff I don’t and I never do that I don’t really sit down and
do that I don’t really sit down and
do that I don’t really sit down and write it’s all in my head and I don’t
write it’s all in my head and I don’t
write it’s all in my head and I don’t rehearse that much cuz I hate rehearsal
rehearse that much cuz I hate rehearsal
rehearse that much cuz I hate rehearsal I just kind of go do it I get up and do
I just kind of go do it I get up and do
I just kind of go do it I get up and do it so there’s a lot of new stuff in this
it so there’s a lot of new stuff in this
it so there’s a lot of new stuff in this that I haven’t done before what little
that I haven’t done before what little
that I haven’t done before what little acting career I have I try to hold on to
acting career I have I try to hold on to
acting career I have I try to hold on to you know I’ll do the scripted stuff and
you know I’ll do the scripted stuff and
you know I’ll do the scripted stuff and but I get off at a lot of these reality
but I get off at a lot of these reality
but I get off at a lot of these reality shows I won’t do the mommy taste that
shows I won’t do the mommy taste that
shows I won’t do the mommy taste that but you’re not following me around the
but you’re not following me around the
but you’re not following me around the cab of a 24 hours begin you will see my
cab of a 24 hours begin you will see my
cab of a 24 hours begin you will see my ass and my dark side
ass and my dark side
ass and my dark side I would rather bake scones and sell them
I would rather bake scones and sell them
I would rather bake scones and sell them outside my window to all the Porto Rican
outside my window to all the Porto Rican
outside my window to all the Porto Rican children’s into a reality show I have a
children’s into a reality show I have a
children’s into a reality show I have a favorite line from sex and city in is
favorite line from sex and city in is
favorite line from sex and city in is your line what is it it’s a sleigh ride
your line what is it it’s a sleigh ride
your line what is it it’s a sleigh ride into menopause looking for just sex I
into menopause looking for just sex I
into menopause looking for just sex I can just sex looking for my next great
can just sex looking for my next great
can just sex looking for my next great love
love
love well don’t let it hit that six-month
well don’t let it hit that six-month
well don’t let it hit that six-month mark because after that it’s just a
mark because after that it’s just a
mark because after that it’s just a sleigh ride it’s a menopause I like the
sleigh ride it’s a menopause I like the
sleigh ride it’s a menopause I like the one we were in the bar and there’s
one we were in the bar and there’s
one we were in the bar and there’s strippers around the on the bar and I
strippers around the on the bar and I
strippers around the on the bar and I and she’s she’s just had sex with Harry
and she’s she’s just had sex with Harry
and she’s she’s just had sex with Harry and she said no but he’s ugly and I said
and she said no but he’s ugly and I said
and she said no but he’s ugly and I said some of the best sex I’ve ever had is
some of the best sex I’ve ever had is
some of the best sex I’ve ever had is with people that I couldn’t stand yeah
with people that I couldn’t stand yeah
with people that I couldn’t stand yeah that’s that’s the going to the beach are
that’s that’s the going to the beach are
that’s that’s the going to the beach are we that’s girls let’s do it let’s go
we that’s girls let’s do it let’s go
we that’s girls let’s do it let’s go ahead boy he doesn’t sit in the Sun look
ahead boy he doesn’t sit in the Sun look
ahead boy he doesn’t sit in the Sun look at me I’m so white it’s disgusting
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