oh my god do you speak to like where’s your brainless be huge
your brainless be huge
your brainless be huge hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today
hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today
hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today comedian Derek’s again gives us the
comedian Derek’s again gives us the
comedian Derek’s again gives us the French man’s guide to dating romance and
French man’s guide to dating romance and
French man’s guide to dating romance and everything that comes with it
everything that comes with it
everything that comes with it our Frenchman truly great lovers I don’t
our Frenchman truly great lovers I don’t
our Frenchman truly great lovers I don’t know but I’ve never had sex with a
know but I’ve never had sex with a
know but I’ve never had sex with a French man so I can’t tell you are you
French man so I can’t tell you are you
French man so I can’t tell you are you flirting with me what does that mean you
flirting with me what does that mean you
flirting with me what does that mean you have any moves that you pull on the
have any moves that you pull on the
have any moves that you pull on the first date that really that you helped
first date that really that you helped
first date that really that you helped used to woo her
used to woo her
used to woo her I learned one trick this is a trick okay
I learned one trick this is a trick okay
I learned one trick this is a trick okay when I was married and I would go out of
when I was married and I would go out of
when I was married and I would go out of town I would take off the ring now that
town I would take off the ring now that
town I would take off the ring now that I’m divorced
I’m divorced
I’m divorced can put the ring on there’s girls like a
can put the ring on there’s girls like a
can put the ring on there’s girls like a married man oh he must be so stable and
married man oh he must be so stable and
married man oh he must be so stable and caring and you must have a job and it’s
caring and you must have a job and it’s
caring and you must have a job and it’s good because they want to just give you
good because they want to just give you
good because they want to just give you like a world they don’t want to have sex
like a world they don’t want to have sex
like a world they don’t want to have sex because that would the other want you to
because that would the other want you to
because that would the other want you to cheat that you yeah totally don’t you
cheat that you yeah totally don’t you
cheat that you yeah totally don’t you feel attracted to me my hands are a bit
feel attracted to me my hands are a bit
feel attracted to me my hands are a bit dry I need to moisturize is chivalry
dry I need to moisturize is chivalry
dry I need to moisturize is chivalry dead it depends on what you want to
dead it depends on what you want to
dead it depends on what you want to impress or make the person happy
impress or make the person happy
impress or make the person happy sometime you want to have sex with them
sometime you want to have sex with them
sometime you want to have sex with them there’s women that deserve that kind of
there’s women that deserve that kind of
there’s women that deserve that kind of treatment like one in wheelchair you
treatment like one in wheelchair you
treatment like one in wheelchair you have to open the door because they just
have to open the door because they just
have to open the door because they just bang into it a lot the feminists close
bang into it a lot the feminists close
bang into it a lot the feminists close the door on her face but sometimes you
the door on her face but sometimes you
the door on her face but sometimes you see like in movies or where the guy does
see like in movies or where the guy does
see like in movies or where the guy does the stretching and puts his arm around
the stretching and puts his arm around
the stretching and puts his arm around the girl do you have any moves that are
the girl do you have any moves that are
the girl do you have any moves that are very smooth like that when a girl go up
very smooth like that when a girl go up
very smooth like that when a girl go up the stairs I stick my finger in the
the stairs I stick my finger in the
the stairs I stick my finger in the bubbles good but she act like a tickle
bubbles good but she act like a tickle
bubbles good but she act like a tickle but you know you give it a little and
but you know you give it a little and
but you know you give it a little and it’s hey suddenly I feel I remember I
it’s hey suddenly I feel I remember I
it’s hey suddenly I feel I remember I have a vagina and I want to do something
have a vagina and I want to do something
have a vagina and I want to do something with it what we’ll go upstairs later
with it what we’ll go upstairs later
with it what we’ll go upstairs later it’ll be fun hey it’s Valentine’s Day so
it’ll be fun hey it’s Valentine’s Day so
it’ll be fun hey it’s Valentine’s Day so I’m feeling very amorous and I know that
I’m feeling very amorous and I know that
I’m feeling very amorous and I know that you had a birthday recently and we’re
you had a birthday recently and we’re
you had a birthday recently and we’re talking about romance and tricks away I
talking about romance and tricks away I
talking about romance and tricks away I thought these are all for you but
thought these are all for you but
thought these are all for you but yes flowers roses let’s see this trick
that’s totally stupid I don’t know why
that’s totally stupid I don’t know why anybody would put sour in there rather
anybody would put sour in there rather
anybody would put sour in there rather yeah but I thought it would be funny and
yeah but I thought it would be funny and
yeah but I thought it would be funny and it’s your birthday and it’s Valentine’s
it’s your birthday and it’s Valentine’s
it’s your birthday and it’s Valentine’s so there you go that trick that we did
so there you go that trick that we did
so there you go that trick that we did last time too because French people know
last time too because French people know
last time too because French people know how to get double the action that’s why
how to get double the action that’s why
how to get double the action that’s why they have to all do do you think that is
they have to all do do you think that is
they have to all do do you think that is important for the man to pay for the
important for the man to pay for the
important for the man to pay for the date on the first time no that’s
date on the first time no that’s
date on the first time no that’s oh yes then of course let’s go to
oh yes then of course let’s go to
oh yes then of course let’s go to Wendy’s Veronica now are there any
Wendy’s Veronica now are there any
Wendy’s Veronica now are there any deal-breakers when you take a girl out
deal-breakers when you take a girl out
deal-breakers when you take a girl out is there anything that a girl can do
is there anything that a girl can do
is there anything that a girl can do that can really mess up the date
that can really mess up the date
that can really mess up the date jailbreaker is your vagina that’s broken
jailbreaker is your vagina that’s broken
jailbreaker is your vagina that’s broken how do you deal with the morning after
how do you deal with the morning after
how do you deal with the morning after the morning after I just dig that bill I
the morning after I just dig that bill I
the morning after I just dig that bill I forget they’ve ever happened do you want
forget they’ve ever happened do you want
forget they’ve ever happened do you want to leave us with any less final thoughts
to leave us with any less final thoughts
to leave us with any less final thoughts you’re very pretty Veronica thank you
you’re very pretty Veronica thank you
you’re very pretty Veronica thank you you have a boyfriend
you have a boyfriend
you have a boyfriend no well shut up
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