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Porno Prof., Magneto Mind Control & Baby Sales: The Dispatch Ep. 18


and you read my mind

and you read my mind magnetic mind control daughters for sale

magnetic mind control daughters for sale

magnetic mind control daughters for sale and porn star professors just because

and porn star professors just because

and porn star professors just because you don’t need to know about these

you don’t need to know about these

you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest

stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest

stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you

you

you whoop-dee-doo what does it all mean

whoop-dee-doo what does it all mean

whoop-dee-doo what does it all mean welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

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welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch oh yeah I’ve never even heard

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of it.where we bring you the Internet’s

of it.where we bring you the Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this

weirdest and coolest news stories this

weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at the mind control

week we’re looking at the mind control

week we’re looking at the mind control of mice selling daughters and China and

of mice selling daughters and China and

of mice selling daughters and China and professors who know how to porn why is

professors who know how to porn why is

professors who know how to porn why is he so huge and obnoxious

he so huge and obnoxious

he so huge and obnoxious number three magneto mice let’s just say

number three magneto mice let’s just say

number three magneto mice let’s just say God works too slow

God works too slow

God works too slow who knew all those Magnus you have from

who knew all those Magnus you have from

who knew all those Magnus you have from pizza deliveries can make a mouse so

pizza deliveries can make a mouse so

pizza deliveries can make a mouse so happy a group of researchers reported in

happy a group of researchers reported in

happy a group of researchers reported in nature neuroscience that they have

nature neuroscience that they have

nature neuroscience that they have achieved genetically targeted magnetic

achieved genetically targeted magnetic

achieved genetically targeted magnetic control of the nervous system you can

control of the nervous system you can

control of the nervous system you can read mind

read mind

read mind so in short commoners like you and I are

so in short commoners like you and I are

so in short commoners like you and I are calling it mind control as they are well

calling it mind control as they are well

calling it mind control as they are well controlling the emotions of an animal as

controlling the emotions of an animal as

controlling the emotions of an animal as you know your brain circuitry alters

you know your brain circuitry alters

you know your brain circuitry alters your behavior and emotions depending on

your behavior and emotions depending on

your behavior and emotions depending on which neurological connections are being

which neurological connections are being

which neurological connections are being made which chemicals are flowing through

made which chemicals are flowing through

made which chemicals are flowing through it etc etc the scientists created a

it etc etc the scientists created a

it etc etc the scientists created a hybrid protein called Magneto which a

hybrid protein called Magneto which a

hybrid protein called Magneto which a magneto inserted it into the mice then

magneto inserted it into the mice then

magneto inserted it into the mice then release them into a chamber with various

release them into a chamber with various

release them into a chamber with various magnetic fields the magneto protein

magnetic fields the magneto protein

magnetic fields the magneto protein attached itself to the cells that are

attached itself to the cells that are

attached itself to the cells that are responsive to dopamine within the mice

responsive to dopamine within the mice

responsive to dopamine within the mice so wherever there was a magnetic field

so wherever there was a magnetic field

so wherever there was a magnetic field activated in the chamber the mice would

activated in the chamber the mice would

activated in the chamber the mice would flock to those areas pretty outstanding

flock to those areas pretty outstanding

flock to those areas pretty outstanding stuff cue the conspiracy theorists to

stuff cue the conspiracy theorists to

stuff cue the conspiracy theorists to start wearing anti magnetism helmets ah

start wearing anti magnetism helmets ah

start wearing anti magnetism helmets ah government mind-control number 2 Daddy

government mind-control number 2 Daddy

government mind-control number 2 Daddy Daughter iPhone deal with such an

Daughter iPhone deal with such an

Daughter iPhone deal with such an enormous immigration crisis taking place

enormous immigration crisis taking place

enormous immigration crisis taking place in the EU and the Middle East these days

in the EU and the Middle East these days

in the EU and the Middle East these days forces us to ask the difficult questions

forces us to ask the difficult questions

forces us to ask the difficult questions where should all these people go who

where should all these people go who

where should all these people go who will pay for them how much does a human

will pay for them how much does a human

will pay for them how much does a human life actually cost what’s a person worth

life actually cost what’s a person worth

life actually cost what’s a person worth no no no no well it’s one worth to you

no no no no well it’s one worth to you

no no no no well it’s one worth to you well according to a Chinese couple

well according to a Chinese couple

well according to a Chinese couple around $3,500

around $3,500

around $3,500 in hopes of purchasing an iPhone and a

in hopes of purchasing an iPhone and a

in hopes of purchasing an iPhone and a motorcycle why in the world would you be

motorcycle why in the world would you be

motorcycle why in the world would you be buying a motorcycle that you can’t

buying a motorcycle that you can’t

buying a motorcycle that you can’t afford a couple from the Fujian province

afford a couple from the Fujian province

afford a couple from the Fujian province of southeast China decided to sell their

of southeast China decided to sell their

of southeast China decided to sell their baby daughter online this week using the

baby daughter online this week using the

baby daughter online this week using the Chinese messaging app QQ they had no

Chinese messaging app QQ they had no

Chinese messaging app QQ they had no trouble finding a buyer who said he

trouble finding a buyer who said he

trouble finding a buyer who said he wanted to purchase the girl for his

wanted to purchase the girl for his

wanted to purchase the girl for his sister meanwhile police tracked down and

sister meanwhile police tracked down and

sister meanwhile police tracked down and arrested the couple who are now

arrested the couple who are now

arrested the couple who are now sentenced to face time sorry jail time

sentenced to face time sorry jail time

sentenced to face time sorry jail time for the offense even though they quote

for the offense even though they quote

for the offense even though they quote didn’t know it was illegal can you

didn’t know it was illegal can you

didn’t know it was illegal can you really blame them I mean who’s got money

really blame them I mean who’s got money

really blame them I mean who’s got money for diapers and baby food when you have

for diapers and baby food when you have

for diapers and baby food when you have costly data overages and applications to

costly data overages and applications to

costly data overages and applications to pay for and the reception isn’t very

pay for and the reception isn’t very

pay for and the reception isn’t very shut up and take my money

shut up and take my money

shut up and take my money number one porn star prof. we all know

number one porn star prof. we all know

number one porn star prof. we all know that horrifying feeling when you bump it

that horrifying feeling when you bump it

that horrifying feeling when you bump it to your teacher on the street or at the

to your teacher on the street or at the

to your teacher on the street or at the grocery store and you’re forced to

grocery store and you’re forced to

grocery store and you’re forced to imagine that your prof. has a private

imagine that your prof. has a private

imagine that your prof. has a private life well this has been sufficiently

life well this has been sufficiently

life well this has been sufficiently awkward so you can imagine the horror

awkward so you can imagine the horror

awkward so you can imagine the horror students at Manchester University faced

students at Manchester University faced

students at Manchester University faced upon learning that their 61 year old

upon learning that their 61 year old

upon learning that their 61 year old professor was moonlighting as a porn

professor was moonlighting as a porn

professor was moonlighting as a porn star

a respected academic and lecturer and

a respected academic and lecturer and chemical engineering at the British

chemical engineering at the British

chemical engineering at the British School Niklas Godard or old NIC as he’s

School Niklas Godard or old NIC as he’s

School Niklas Godard or old NIC as he’s known as on screen is said to have taken

known as on screen is said to have taken

known as on screen is said to have taken on the job following a divorce

on the job following a divorce

on the job following a divorce an investigation is currently ongoing at

an investigation is currently ongoing at

an investigation is currently ongoing at the University to determine whether the

the University to determine whether the

the University to determine whether the professor is guilty of any wrongdoing it

professor is guilty of any wrongdoing it

professor is guilty of any wrongdoing it should make for an interesting return to

should make for an interesting return to

should make for an interesting return to the classroom we’re just hoping you

the classroom we’re just hoping you

the classroom we’re just hoping you doesn’t pull an Old Nick and show up

doesn’t pull an Old Nick and show up

doesn’t pull an Old Nick and show up wearing nothing but a gold watch it is

wearing nothing but a gold watch it is

wearing nothing but a gold watch it is just gross so are you nervous about this

just gross so are you nervous about this

just gross so are you nervous about this magneto mind control you have to wonder

magneto mind control you have to wonder

magneto mind control you have to wonder what are they capable of today and what

what are they capable of today and what

what are they capable of today and what are they doing today for your weekly

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