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haven’t heard of these stories but that
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doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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Internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at life
stories this week we’re looking at life
stories this week we’re looking at life in the red light district possess school
in the red light district possess school
in the red light district possess school girls and pokemon go breakups nostalgia
girls and pokemon go breakups nostalgia
girls and pokemon go breakups nostalgia hits in like I’m a kid I need to play
hits in like I’m a kid I need to play
hits in like I’m a kid I need to play this hit number three red light delight
Roxanne
Roxanne your neighborhood got you feeling a
your neighborhood got you feeling a
your neighborhood got you feeling a little unsafe lately don’t want to be
little unsafe lately don’t want to be
little unsafe lately don’t want to be pestered by that homeless fella who
pestered by that homeless fella who
pestered by that homeless fella who parades you for giving him anything less
parades you for giving him anything less
parades you for giving him anything less than a dollar each time you pass hey
than a dollar each time you pass hey
than a dollar each time you pass hey that’s my coffee your jerk tired of
that’s my coffee your jerk tired of
that’s my coffee your jerk tired of having to scurry past that group of
having to scurry past that group of
having to scurry past that group of huddled teams outside the corner store
huddled teams outside the corner store
huddled teams outside the corner store well maybe they’re playing pokemon go
well maybe they’re playing pokemon go
well maybe they’re playing pokemon go more on that later but if not move to
more on that later but if not move to
more on that later but if not move to the safe streets of your local red-light
the safe streets of your local red-light
the safe streets of your local red-light district according to a study conducted
district according to a study conducted
district according to a study conducted by the University of Central Lancashire
by the University of Central Lancashire
by the University of Central Lancashire in England residents of the red light
in England residents of the red light
in England residents of the red light district and Blackpool actually love
district and Blackpool actually love
district and Blackpool actually love where they live the red neon lights make
where they live the red neon lights make
where they live the red neon lights make the streets feel safe by brightening up
the streets feel safe by brightening up
the streets feel safe by brightening up the area the prostitutes clients are
the area the prostitutes clients are
the area the prostitutes clients are much preferred to drunken mobs and
much preferred to drunken mobs and
much preferred to drunken mobs and there’s also an economic contribution
there’s also an economic contribution
there’s also an economic contribution via the use of taxis and other amenities
via the use of taxis and other amenities
via the use of taxis and other amenities by the clients of the sex workers not
by the clients of the sex workers not
by the clients of the sex workers not been going with the ladies they care
been going with the ladies they care
been going with the ladies they care about plus the residents say the comings
about plus the residents say the comings
about plus the residents say the comings and goings it’s coming is more
and goings it’s coming is more
and goings it’s coming is more entertaining than daytime television
entertaining than daytime television
entertaining than daytime television everybody wins look at them heading home
everybody wins look at them heading home
everybody wins look at them heading home after their of dirty filthy hookups
after their of dirty filthy hookups
after their of dirty filthy hookups number too gnarly Charlie and we were
number too gnarly Charlie and we were
number too gnarly Charlie and we were always looking for this guy named
always looking for this guy named
always looking for this guy named Charlotte watch this video would be
Charlotte watch this video would be
Charlotte watch this video would be forever haunted by the beauty of course
forever haunted by the beauty of course
forever haunted by the beauty of course we remember those email threats from the
we remember those email threats from the
we remember those email threats from the hotmail days and we all knew they were
hotmail days and we all knew they were
hotmail days and we all knew they were bogus oh so we were all shocked to hear
bogus oh so we were all shocked to hear
bogus oh so we were all shocked to hear that 22 Colombian schoolgirls were
that 22 Colombian schoolgirls were
that 22 Colombian schoolgirls were possessed by demons after a game of
possessed by demons after a game of
possessed by demons after a game of Charlie Charlie a simplified version of
Charlie Charlie a simplified version of
Charlie Charlie a simplified version of the magic 8-ball the game consists of
the magic 8-ball the game consists of
the magic 8-ball the game consists of two pencils balanced on top of the sheet
two pencils balanced on top of the sheet
two pencils balanced on top of the sheet of paper used to produce answers similar
of paper used to produce answers similar
of paper used to produce answers similar to a Ouija board this is a joke the
to a Ouija board this is a joke the
to a Ouija board this is a joke the children from the Chaco region of
children from the Chaco region of
children from the Chaco region of Colombia were seen screaming
Colombia were seen screaming
Colombia were seen screaming hallucinating and writhing on the ground
hallucinating and writhing on the ground
hallucinating and writhing on the ground some even foaming at the mouth the
some even foaming at the mouth the
some even foaming at the mouth the students were rushed to a hospital where
students were rushed to a hospital where
students were rushed to a hospital where doctors would later declare an episode
doctors would later declare an episode
doctors would later declare an episode of quote mass demonic possession after
of quote mass demonic possession after
of quote mass demonic possession after ruling out disease intoxication or any
ruling out disease intoxication or any
ruling out disease intoxication or any other morning
other morning
other morning natural health problems well these are
natural health problems well these are
natural health problems well these are going to make for some crazy entries in
going to make for some crazy entries in
going to make for some crazy entries in their weekly school journal submissions
what the hell was that Dean that was my
what the hell was that Dean that was my phone Pokemon go is the hottest app on
phone Pokemon go is the hottest app on
phone Pokemon go is the hottest app on the map with the total user base
the map with the total user base
the map with the total user base surpassing the twin T’s Twitter and
surpassing the twin T’s Twitter and
surpassing the twin T’s Twitter and tinder a week after release but while
tinder a week after release but while
tinder a week after release but while most are overjoyed with this nostalgia
most are overjoyed with this nostalgia
most are overjoyed with this nostalgia inducing gameplay some users aren’t so
inducing gameplay some users aren’t so
inducing gameplay some users aren’t so thrilled take Evan Scribner who told the
thrilled take Evan Scribner who told the
thrilled take Evan Scribner who told the New York Post he got dumped after his
New York Post he got dumped after his
New York Post he got dumped after his girlfriend checked his game history
girlfriend checked his game history
girlfriend checked his game history within the app and discovered Scribner
within the app and discovered Scribner
within the app and discovered Scribner had caught a Pokemon at his
had caught a Pokemon at his
had caught a Pokemon at his ex-girlfriend’s house naturally his
ex-girlfriend’s house naturally his
ex-girlfriend’s house naturally his girlfriend used breakup it was very
girlfriend used breakup it was very
girlfriend used breakup it was very effective it’s not you at all of course
effective it’s not you at all of course
effective it’s not you at all of course it’s me you can’t say that you’re
it’s me you can’t say that you’re
it’s me you can’t say that you’re breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I
breaking up with me it’s not it’s me I don’t like you anymore speaking of being
don’t like you anymore speaking of being
don’t like you anymore speaking of being very effective this augmented reality
very effective this augmented reality
very effective this augmented reality app has been great at getting people off
app has been great at getting people off
app has been great at getting people off their butts we saw hordes of people
their butts we saw hordes of people
their butts we saw hordes of people scouring Central Park in New York for a
scouring Central Park in New York for a
scouring Central Park in New York for a Vaporeon in the UK dozens of trainers
Vaporeon in the UK dozens of trainers
Vaporeon in the UK dozens of trainers were showing up at a sex shop with none
were showing up at a sex shop with none
were showing up at a sex shop with none of them looking to do some shopping
of them looking to do some shopping
of them looking to do some shopping regardless people are out and about
regardless people are out and about
regardless people are out and about eager to walk around for the digital
eager to walk around for the digital
eager to walk around for the digital gratification that we finally solved the
gratification that we finally solved the
gratification that we finally solved the obesity epidemic in America
I’ll give it back someday so will you be
I’ll give it back someday so will you be moving to your local red light district
moving to your local red light district
moving to your local red light district oh no it’s got potential and for your
oh no it’s got potential and for your
oh no it’s got potential and for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
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