flying dogs octo cock blocks and viagra permission slips than it was worth 24
permission slips than it was worth 24
permission slips than it was worth 24 years not to mention the 12 it took just
years not to mention the 12 it took just
years not to mention the 12 it took just because you don’t need to know about
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well this week we’re looking at a VA
well this week we’re looking at a VA tener buds octopus cannibal control and
tener buds octopus cannibal control and
tener buds octopus cannibal control and viagra consent forms Jimmy there’s
viagra consent forms Jimmy there’s
viagra consent forms Jimmy there’s nothing weird about random erections
nothing weird about random erections
nothing weird about random erections almost every boy goes through a phase
almost every boy goes through a phase
almost every boy goes through a phase where his penis becomes hard for no
where his penis becomes hard for no
where his penis becomes hard for no particular reason number three pilot
particular reason number three pilot
particular reason number three pilot pups look up turbulence she had dropped
pups look up turbulence she had dropped
pups look up turbulence she had dropped we didn’t get the rod no we did summer
we didn’t get the rod no we did summer
we didn’t get the rod no we did summer 2016 is set to be a big one summer
2016 is set to be a big one summer
2016 is set to be a big one summer olympics hey trio the USA will be
olympics hey trio the USA will be
olympics hey trio the USA will be hosting the copa américa Centenario
hosting the copa américa Centenario
hosting the copa américa Centenario nasa’s juno spacecraft will be going
nasa’s juno spacecraft will be going
nasa’s juno spacecraft will be going into orbit around jupiter and we’ll
into orbit around jupiter and we’ll
into orbit around jupiter and we’ll finally find out if dogs could pilot an
finally find out if dogs could pilot an
finally find out if dogs could pilot an aircraft thanks to the great minds at
aircraft thanks to the great minds at
aircraft thanks to the great minds at sky media a six part series called dogs
sky media a six part series called dogs
sky media a six part series called dogs might fly will test the steel and scale
might fly will test the steel and scale
might fly will test the steel and scale of these reluctant aviators essentially
of these reluctant aviators essentially
of these reluctant aviators essentially a reality show with dogs instead of
a reality show with dogs instead of
a reality show with dogs instead of people the series will take audiences
people the series will take audiences
people the series will take audiences through ten weeks of intensive training
through ten weeks of intensive training
through ten weeks of intensive training testing the pups fear of heights using a
testing the pups fear of heights using a
testing the pups fear of heights using a London high-rise and their composure in
London high-rise and their composure in
London high-rise and their composure in high speed situations by blasting them
high speed situations by blasting them
high speed situations by blasting them down the river on a speedboat even
down the river on a speedboat even
down the river on a speedboat even though only one pup gets to hit the
though only one pup gets to hit the
though only one pup gets to hit the skies in the end all 12 dogs involved in
skies in the end all 12 dogs involved in
skies in the end all 12 dogs involved in the show found happy homes after
the show found happy homes after
the show found happy homes after production wrapped I mean if I found a
production wrapped I mean if I found a
production wrapped I mean if I found a dog that could potentially make a
dog that could potentially make a
dog that could potentially make a pilot’s wage maybe I’d switch from team
pilot’s wage maybe I’d switch from team
pilot’s wage maybe I’d switch from team cat to team dog as well it’s all about
cat to team dog as well it’s all about
cat to team dog as well it’s all about money boys that’s number two cannibal
money boys that’s number two cannibal
money boys that’s number two cannibal octopus they really likes you
octopus they really likes you
octopus they really likes you we lovingly call octopuses hey baby come
we lovingly call octopuses hey baby come
we lovingly call octopuses hey baby come closer and let me put my muscular had
closer and let me put my muscular had
closer and let me put my muscular had roast at around your ink sac is
roast at around your ink sac is
roast at around your ink sac is something you might have heard at the
something you might have heard at the
something you might have heard at the Seattle Aquarium this past Valentine’s
Seattle Aquarium this past Valentine’s
Seattle Aquarium this past Valentine’s Day if the annual octopus mating event
Day if the annual octopus mating event
Day if the annual octopus mating event hadn’t been canceled at the last minute
hadn’t been canceled at the last minute
hadn’t been canceled at the last minute and if octopi could talk the aquarium’s
and if octopi could talk the aquarium’s
and if octopi could talk the aquarium’s biggest octopus kong a 70 pound
biggest octopus kong a 70 pound
biggest octopus kong a 70 pound cephalopod was unable to get jiggy with
cephalopod was unable to get jiggy with
cephalopod was unable to get jiggy with it in front of an audience on Sunday
it in front of an audience on Sunday
it in front of an audience on Sunday over fears that he may eat his mating
over fears that he may eat his mating
over fears that he may eat his mating partner upon completing the ritual the
partner upon completing the ritual the
partner upon completing the ritual the only eligible female was roughly half
only eligible female was roughly half
only eligible female was roughly half Kong’s wait forcing the Seattle Aquarium
Kong’s wait forcing the Seattle Aquarium
Kong’s wait forcing the Seattle Aquarium to call off the event good judgment call
to call off the event good judgment call
to call off the event good judgment call mating rituals between animals can be
mating rituals between animals can be
mating rituals between animals can be kind of scarring for kids plus there’s
kind of scarring for kids plus there’s
kind of scarring for kids plus there’s no rush for Kong to procreate as octopi
no rush for Kong to procreate as octopi
no rush for Kong to procreate as octopi surprisingly only get to hop on the good
surprisingly only get to hop on the good
surprisingly only get to hop on the good foot earth I mean tentacle and do the
foot earth I mean tentacle and do the
foot earth I mean tentacle and do the bad thing once in their three to five
bad thing once in their three to five
bad thing once in their three to five year lifespan the male dies shortly
year lifespan the male dies shortly
year lifespan the male dies shortly after literally giving his only fuck
after literally giving his only fuck
after literally giving his only fuck followed by the female octopus upon
followed by the female octopus upon
followed by the female octopus upon laying her eggs octopi you pour one out
laying her eggs octopi you pour one out
laying her eggs octopi you pour one out for you
memory number one abracadabra bye-bye
memory number one abracadabra bye-bye viagra and that’s a weak rhyme Kentucky
viagra and that’s a weak rhyme Kentucky
viagra and that’s a weak rhyme Kentucky senator Mary Lou Marzian has had enough
senator Mary Lou Marzian has had enough
senator Mary Lou Marzian has had enough of quote men mostly white men
of quote men mostly white men
of quote men mostly white men legislating personal and private medical
legislating personal and private medical
legislating personal and private medical decisions end quote what she’s referring
decisions end quote what she’s referring
decisions end quote what she’s referring to as the new legislation in which women
to as the new legislation in which women
to as the new legislation in which women seeking an abortion must have at least
seeking an abortion must have at least
seeking an abortion must have at least two consultations with a medical
two consultations with a medical
two consultations with a medical professional before going through with
professional before going through with
professional before going through with the procedure so for response to these
the procedure so for response to these
the procedure so for response to these white men quote I will strike a nerve
white men quote I will strike a nerve
white men quote I will strike a nerve because what is more sacred two men then
because what is more sacred two men then
because what is more sacred two men then their ability to have sexual intercourse
their ability to have sexual intercourse
their ability to have sexual intercourse end quote her answer is House bill 396
end quote her answer is House bill 396
end quote her answer is House bill 396 which makes access to viagra only
which makes access to viagra only
which makes access to viagra only available to married men must have a
available to married men must have a
available to married men must have a signed and dated written consent form
signed and dated written consent form
signed and dated written consent form from their lives just to use something
from their lives just to use something
from their lives just to use something like this as it as a spoof and something
like this as it as a spoof and something
like this as it as a spoof and something funny really disgust me on top of that
funny really disgust me on top of that
funny really disgust me on top of that these married men must swear hand on
these married men must swear hand on
these married men must swear hand on Bible that they will only use the
Bible that they will only use the
Bible that they will only use the medication with their legal partner
medication with their legal partner
medication with their legal partner swear swear swear sound savage but
swear swear swear sound savage but
swear swear swear sound savage but that’s Mars Ian’s point quote do we
that’s Mars Ian’s point quote do we
that’s Mars Ian’s point quote do we really want legislators interfering in
really want legislators interfering in
really want legislators interfering in private personal medical decisions and
private personal medical decisions and
private personal medical decisions and put so all you eligible bachelors
put so all you eligible bachelors
put so all you eligible bachelors looking for some added power to your
looking for some added power to your
looking for some added power to your member ask your doc if organ I nor horny
member ask your doc if organ I nor horny
member ask your doc if organ I nor horny goat weed is a okay for you dispatch
goat weed is a okay for you dispatch
goat weed is a okay for you dispatch always here to help all right thanks
always here to help all right thanks
always here to help all right thanks guys okay no problem so what sex life is
guys okay no problem so what sex life is
guys okay no problem so what sex life is more tragic than that of the octopus for
more tragic than that of the octopus for
more tragic than that of the octopus for your weekly dispatch of offbeat news
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