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Nintendo Playstation, Crocodiles & Jetpacks: The News You Missed – The Dispatch Ep. 3


crocodile guards a Nintendo Sony hybrid

crocodile guards a Nintendo Sony hybrid and real life jetpacks just because you

and real life jetpacks just because you

and real life jetpacks just because you don’t need to know about these stories

don’t need to know about these stories

don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you

doesn’t mean they won’t interest you

doesn’t mean they won’t interest you welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we give you three cool

dispatch where we give you three cool

dispatch where we give you three cool funny or weird news stories from the

funny or weird news stories from the

funny or weird news stories from the previous week of human existence get

previous week of human existence get

previous week of human existence get ready to blast off y’all number three

ready to blast off y’all number three

ready to blast off y’all number three jet packing some serious Heat jetpacks

jet packing some serious Heat jetpacks

jet packing some serious Heat jetpacks real working jetpacks there’s been so

real working jetpacks there’s been so

real working jetpacks there’s been so much hope placed in hopeless attempts at

much hope placed in hopeless attempts at

much hope placed in hopeless attempts at the jetpack technology most of which are

the jetpack technology most of which are

the jetpack technology most of which are bulky impractical or not a true jetpack

bulky impractical or not a true jetpack

bulky impractical or not a true jetpack and it starts right now oh sigh but now

and it starts right now oh sigh but now

and it starts right now oh sigh but now the good people at jetpack aviation have

the good people at jetpack aviation have

the good people at jetpack aviation have created the most legit jetpack yet it

created the most legit jetpack yet it

created the most legit jetpack yet it even stays loyal to those old movie

even stays loyal to those old movie

even stays loyal to those old movie depictions strapping comfortably to your

depictions strapping comfortably to your

depictions strapping comfortably to your back without any extra ropes pipes or

back without any extra ropes pipes or

back without any extra ropes pipes or tethers jetpack Aviation’s back blaster

tethers jetpack Aviation’s back blaster

tethers jetpack Aviation’s back blaster tops out at an average of 100 km/h can

tops out at an average of 100 km/h can

tops out at an average of 100 km/h can climb at 150 to 300 metres per hour and

climb at 150 to 300 metres per hour and

climb at 150 to 300 metres per hour and is nowhere close to being for sale to

is nowhere close to being for sale to

is nowhere close to being for sale to the public bummer I know but now that we

the public bummer I know but now that we

the public bummer I know but now that we have a working model we have taken a

have a working model we have taken a

have a working model we have taken a huge step toward jetpacking to school or

huge step toward jetpacking to school or

huge step toward jetpacking to school or work come to think of it that’s a

work come to think of it that’s a

work come to think of it that’s a terrifying thought

number two killer croc’s nope not those

number two killer croc’s nope not those these highly secretive powerful ambush

these highly secretive powerful ambush

these highly secretive powerful ambush predators Indonesia is going straight

predators Indonesia is going straight

predators Indonesia is going straight medieval in order to prevent prison

medieval in order to prevent prison

medieval in order to prevent prison escapes how medieval are they going

escapes how medieval are they going

escapes how medieval are they going they’re going crocodile filled moat

they’re going crocodile filled moat

they’re going crocodile filled moat medieval Indonesia’s national narcotics

medieval Indonesia’s national narcotics

medieval Indonesia’s national narcotics agency chief buddy acesso pitched the

agency chief buddy acesso pitched the

agency chief buddy acesso pitched the idea of building a penitentiary guarded

idea of building a penitentiary guarded

idea of building a penitentiary guarded by the after mentioned ravenous reptiles

by the after mentioned ravenous reptiles

by the after mentioned ravenous reptiles why in order to separate the drug

why in order to separate the drug

why in order to separate the drug kingpins from their drug traffickers in

kingpins from their drug traffickers in

kingpins from their drug traffickers in a separate jail visesa said he would

a separate jail visesa said he would

a separate jail visesa said he would even personally travel across Indonesia

even personally travel across Indonesia

even personally travel across Indonesia to employ the most badass crocodiles to

to employ the most badass crocodiles to

to employ the most badass crocodiles to guard his prison they are ambush hunters

guard his prison they are ambush hunters

guard his prison they are ambush hunters that prefer their prey to come to them i

that prefer their prey to come to them i

that prefer their prey to come to them i thinkwe sesso describes the M

thinkwe sesso describes the M

thinkwe sesso describes the M practicality of utilizing a crocodile

practicality of utilizing a crocodile

practicality of utilizing a crocodile hell moat best saying quote you can’t

hell moat best saying quote you can’t

hell moat best saying quote you can’t bribe crocodiles so when they the

bribe crocodiles so when they the

bribe crocodiles so when they the criminals try to escape they get eaten

criminals try to escape they get eaten

criminals try to escape they get eaten it’s not a human rights violation when a

it’s not a human rights violation when a

it’s not a human rights violation when a crocodile does the killing yeah we’ll

crocodile does the killing yeah we’ll

crocodile does the killing yeah we’ll just leave it at that

number one the plate end o it is one

number one the plate end o it is one thing is it is the how do you call it

thing is it is the how do you call it

thing is it is the how do you call it the Nintendo PlayStation yeah there’s a

the Nintendo PlayStation yeah there’s a

the Nintendo PlayStation yeah there’s a couple of different things we call it so

couple of different things we call it so

couple of different things we call it so many of us were stuck on either side of

many of us were stuck on either side of

many of us were stuck on either side of the Nintendo / Sony console showdown of

the Nintendo / Sony console showdown of

the Nintendo / Sony console showdown of the 90s looking longingly across the

the 90s looking longingly across the

the 90s looking longingly across the gaming borders words can’t describe the

gaming borders words can’t describe the

gaming borders words can’t describe the endless challenge of super mario world

endless challenge of super mario world

endless challenge of super mario world so who that the players do the talking

so who that the players do the talking

so who that the players do the talking well this next story goes out to us

well this next story goes out to us

well this next story goes out to us doesn’t take much intelligence to play

doesn’t take much intelligence to play

doesn’t take much intelligence to play that game visit you should know the news

that game visit you should know the news

that game visit you should know the news that has gamers thinking of what could

that has gamers thinking of what could

that has gamers thinking of what could have been this week is the official

have been this week is the official

have been this week is the official confirmation of the existence of the

confirmation of the existence of the

confirmation of the existence of the Nintendo PlayStation also known as the

Nintendo PlayStation also known as the

Nintendo PlayStation also known as the Sony play Tendo or nin station or

Sony play Tendo or nin station or

Sony play Tendo or nin station or whatever combo name you prefer but

whatever combo name you prefer but

whatever combo name you prefer but really it’s quite a surprise to see this

really it’s quite a surprise to see this

really it’s quite a surprise to see this hybrid console across the web

hybrid console across the web

hybrid console across the web considering we now know about the bad

considering we now know about the bad

considering we now know about the bad blood between the two companies hey

blood between the two companies hey

blood between the two companies hey plumber boy mustache man your worst

plumber boy mustache man your worst

plumber boy mustache man your worst nightmare has arrived with an estimated

nightmare has arrived with an estimated

nightmare has arrived with an estimated 200 prototypes currently in existence

200 prototypes currently in existence

200 prototypes currently in existence the console is a rare piece of gaming

the console is a rare piece of gaming

the console is a rare piece of gaming history no point 95 it was it always

history no point 95 it was it always

history no point 95 it was it always made right they held my version one just

made right they held my version one just

made right they held my version one just imagine you touch some fuzzy and get

imagine you touch some fuzzy and get

imagine you touch some fuzzy and get weird on yoshi’s island then head right

weird on yoshi’s island then head right

weird on yoshi’s island then head right over to the wampa islands to kick some

over to the wampa islands to kick some

over to the wampa islands to kick some evil scientist but with your buddy crash

it’s unfortunate that the unis ceased

it’s unfortunate that the unis ceased production after the 200 prototypes were

production after the 200 prototypes were

production after the 200 prototypes were built but we still have it on our

built but we still have it on our

built but we still have it on our unrealistic Christmas wish list here at

unrealistic Christmas wish list here at

unrealistic Christmas wish list here at watchmojo so what do you think should

watchmojo so what do you think should

watchmojo so what do you think should crocodiles guard more prisons it’s feast

crocodiles guard more prisons it’s feast

crocodiles guard more prisons it’s feast or famine for the crocodiles for your

or famine for the crocodiles for your

or famine for the crocodiles for your weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories

weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories

weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and top 10 list published every day be

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