there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the
dispatch where we bring you the
dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’ve got psychic
stories this week we’ve got psychic
stories this week we’ve got psychic cucumbers Bank spankings and food in the
cucumbers Bank spankings and food in the
cucumbers Bank spankings and food in the nude because I don’t like to get naked
nude because I don’t like to get naked
nude because I don’t like to get naked in front of another man you know number
in front of another man you know number
in front of another man you know number 3 clairvoyant cucumber Paul the Octopus
3 clairvoyant cucumber Paul the Octopus
3 clairvoyant cucumber Paul the Octopus rest his soul was a psychic and a
rest his soul was a psychic and a
rest his soul was a psychic and a modern-day animal Oracle he predicted 12
modern-day animal Oracle he predicted 12
modern-day animal Oracle he predicted 12 out of 14 football match results
out of 14 football match results
out of 14 football match results correctly during both the 2008 UEFA
correctly during both the 2008 UEFA
correctly during both the 2008 UEFA European Championships and the 2010 FIFA
European Championships and the 2010 FIFA
European Championships and the 2010 FIFA World Cup at which he predicted all
World Cup at which he predicted all
World Cup at which he predicted all eight of Germany’s match results
eight of Germany’s match results
eight of Germany’s match results correctly other animals tried to follow
correctly other animals tried to follow
correctly other animals tried to follow suit Leon the porcupine penny the pygmy
suit Leon the porcupine penny the pygmy
suit Leon the porcupine penny the pygmy hippopotamus all failed with their
hippopotamus all failed with their
hippopotamus all failed with their predictions boobie boobie the Koala was
predictions boobie boobie the Koala was
predictions boobie boobie the Koala was so poor at predicting that he was
so poor at predicting that he was
so poor at predicting that he was relieved of match prediction duty at the
relieved of match prediction duty at the
relieved of match prediction duty at the Leipzig zoo but now Paul can finally
Leipzig zoo but now Paul can finally
Leipzig zoo but now Paul can finally give up the throne to a worthy successor
give up the throne to a worthy successor
give up the throne to a worthy successor a Finnish cucumber well an English
a Finnish cucumber well an English
a Finnish cucumber well an English cucumber from Finland the secret to the
cucumber from Finland the secret to the
cucumber from Finland the secret to the cucumbers predicting powers is a mystery
cucumbers predicting powers is a mystery
cucumbers predicting powers is a mystery as this interpreter spins it on the
as this interpreter spins it on the
as this interpreter spins it on the floor The Closer appoints to a victor
floor The Closer appoints to a victor
floor The Closer appoints to a victor the easier the victory if the cucumber
the easier the victory if the cucumber
the easier the victory if the cucumber feels as though a match will end in a
feels as though a match will end in a
feels as though a match will end in a draw it points between the two
draw it points between the two
draw it points between the two competitors oh it hasn’t been as
competitors oh it hasn’t been as
competitors oh it hasn’t been as accurate as Paul this gallon gourd is
accurate as Paul this gallon gourd is
accurate as Paul this gallon gourd is certainly building up its cult cred
certainly building up its cult cred
certainly building up its cult cred number two Chinese banks bank
as a leading nation in manufacturing
as a leading nation in manufacturing China has received quite a bit of
China has received quite a bit of
China has received quite a bit of unfavorable press over the years for
unfavorable press over the years for
unfavorable press over the years for having poor working conditions in some
having poor working conditions in some
having poor working conditions in some factories but it came as a bit of a
factories but it came as a bit of a
factories but it came as a bit of a shock when news surfaced of inhumane
shock when news surfaced of inhumane
shock when news surfaced of inhumane treatment at a commercial bank video
treatment at a commercial bank video
treatment at a commercial bank video footage of the bank’s staff being
footage of the bank’s staff being
footage of the bank’s staff being spanked for poor performance at a
spanked for poor performance at a
spanked for poor performance at a training session has gone viral this
training session has gone viral this
training session has gone viral this week resulting in plenty of public
week resulting in plenty of public
week resulting in plenty of public outrage as well as a suspension for the
outrage as well as a suspension for the
outrage as well as a suspension for the boss of the Qiang Zi Jiang’s a rural
boss of the Qiang Zi Jiang’s a rural
boss of the Qiang Zi Jiang’s a rural commercial bank the video showed eight
commercial bank the video showed eight
commercial bank the video showed eight employees on stage being asked why they
employees on stage being asked why they
employees on stage being asked why they finished last in a competition the boss
finished last in a competition the boss
finished last in a competition the boss then proceeds to shout out get your
then proceeds to shout out get your
then proceeds to shout out get your butt’s ready and beat the employees
butt’s ready and beat the employees
butt’s ready and beat the employees several times with what appears to be a
several times with what appears to be a
several times with what appears to be a thick wooden paddle the incident has
thick wooden paddle the incident has
thick wooden paddle the incident has drawn complaints of being perverted and
drawn complaints of being perverted and
drawn complaints of being perverted and ancient rightfully so hopefully this
ancient rightfully so hopefully this
ancient rightfully so hopefully this boss receives the message or at least
boss receives the message or at least
boss receives the message or at least gets a spanked bottom you must tie her
gets a spanked bottom you must tie her
gets a spanked bottom you must tie her down on a bed and spank her the
down on a bed and spank her the
down on a bed and spank her the dispatcher talking to him spanking of
dispatcher talking to him spanking of
dispatcher talking to him spanking of employees in Richmond
number one nudist Reston we take your
number one nudist Reston we take your pants off
Japan has some of the most aesthetically
Japan has some of the most aesthetically pleasing food but one restaurant in
pleasing food but one restaurant in
pleasing food but one restaurant in Tokyo is going for a different aesthetic
Tokyo is going for a different aesthetic
Tokyo is going for a different aesthetic and it’s even more minimalist than
and it’s even more minimalist than
and it’s even more minimalist than sashimi the Amrita opens in July 2016 as
sashimi the Amrita opens in July 2016 as
sashimi the Amrita opens in July 2016 as one of only three naked restaurants in
one of only three naked restaurants in
one of only three naked restaurants in the world
the world
the world guests will hand over their clothing and
guests will hand over their clothing and
guests will hand over their clothing and $700 us for a reservation and to return
$700 us for a reservation and to return
$700 us for a reservation and to return we’ll have their food served to them by
we’ll have their food served to them by
we’ll have their food served to them by muscular waiters and skimpy underwear
muscular waiters and skimpy underwear
muscular waiters and skimpy underwear while enjoying a performance but if
while enjoying a performance but if
while enjoying a performance but if you’re carrying a spare tire on your
you’re carrying a spare tire on your
you’re carrying a spare tire on your midriff you might want to skip this
midriff you might want to skip this
midriff you might want to skip this joint wait wait hang on a second
joint wait wait hang on a second
joint wait wait hang on a second did you just say I was fat well uh yeah
did you just say I was fat well uh yeah
did you just say I was fat well uh yeah you you are pretty fat um okay this is
you you are pretty fat um okay this is
you you are pretty fat um okay this is news to me as part of a list of rules
news to me as part of a list of rules
news to me as part of a list of rules posted on the restaurants website
posted on the restaurants website
posted on the restaurants website patrons weighing more than 33 pounds
patrons weighing more than 33 pounds
patrons weighing more than 33 pounds above the average weight for their
above the average weight for their
above the average weight for their height will be refused entry okay look
height will be refused entry okay look
height will be refused entry okay look we are capacity okay if you’re cutting
we are capacity okay if you’re cutting
we are capacity okay if you’re cutting it close
it close
it close you may want to weigh your options body
you may want to weigh your options body
you may want to weigh your options body image we are here because there is
image we are here because there is
image we are here because there is something wrong with society management
something wrong with society management
something wrong with society management will ask patrons to step on the scale to
will ask patrons to step on the scale to
will ask patrons to step on the scale to ensure they fall within their guidelines
ensure they fall within their guidelines
ensure they fall within their guidelines on this spot it’s a very mean and nasty
on this spot it’s a very mean and nasty
on this spot it’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are
place and I don’t care how tough you are
place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep
it will beat you to your knees and keep
it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it so
you there permanently if you let it so
you there permanently if you let it so have we been eating cucumbers when we
have we been eating cucumbers when we
have we been eating cucumbers when we should have been utilizing their wisdom
should have been utilizing their wisdom
should have been utilizing their wisdom all along it’s a little bullshit and for
all along it’s a little bullshit and for
all along it’s a little bullshit and for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
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