this comedian does it all he’s an actor he’s funny and he’s in the hottest
he’s funny and he’s in the hottest
he’s funny and he’s in the hottest lip-sync band around sweet hi I’m
lip-sync band around sweet hi I’m
lip-sync band around sweet hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re
Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re
Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re talking with the very popular Mike
talking with the very popular Mike
talking with the very popular Mike Patterson the answer is yes I am growing
Patterson the answer is yes I am growing
Patterson the answer is yes I am growing a mullet how do you come up with your
a mullet how do you come up with your
a mullet how do you come up with your set uh usually it happens to me which is
set uh usually it happens to me which is
set uh usually it happens to me which is actually insane considering what I talk
actually insane considering what I talk
actually insane considering what I talk about like I have a like a joke about
about like I have a like a joke about
about like I have a like a joke about Freddy Krueger and meeting the actor
Freddy Krueger and meeting the actor
Freddy Krueger and meeting the actor that played Freddy Krueger and then he
that played Freddy Krueger and then he
that played Freddy Krueger and then he was boring to death my you have to go to
was boring to death my you have to go to
was boring to death my you have to go to Paris wine cheese croissants the
Paris wine cheese croissants the
Paris wine cheese croissants the croissants with cheese my thought is
croissants with cheese my thought is
croissants with cheese my thought is pretty Krueger talking about the whole
pretty Krueger talking about the whole
pretty Krueger talking about the whole joke is that I keep falling it like I’m
joke is that I keep falling it like I’m
joke is that I keep falling it like I’m like alrighty so boring oh god and then
like alrighty so boring oh god and then
like alrighty so boring oh god and then I’m like whoa don’t fall asleep cuz
I’m like whoa don’t fall asleep cuz
I’m like whoa don’t fall asleep cuz Freddie / will get you like a on the
Freddie / will get you like a on the
Freddie / will get you like a on the chair I think with a ball like dr.
chair I think with a ball like dr.
chair I think with a ball like dr. Kruger of course that didn’t happen i
Kruger of course that didn’t happen i
Kruger of course that didn’t happen i was still asleep in the makeup chair and
was still asleep in the makeup chair and
was still asleep in the makeup chair and he was like chocolate croissants
you’ve already discussed how you
you’ve already discussed how you envision your wedding day and I think it
envision your wedding day and I think it
envision your wedding day and I think it involves at UFC announcer and the final
involves at UFC announcer and the final
involves at UFC announcer and the final countdown it’s not us seeks I don’t like
countdown it’s not us seeks I don’t like
countdown it’s not us seeks I don’t like USC because it’s too real I like
USC because it’s too real I like
USC because it’s too real I like professional wrestling which is more
professional wrestling which is more
professional wrestling which is more like you stomp like I could punch the
like you stomp like I could punch the
like you stomp like I could punch the camera now ah oh but you have to get the
camera now ah oh but you have to get the
camera now ah oh but you have to get the UH lasers of my wedding oh sorry I worm
UH lasers of my wedding oh sorry I worm
UH lasers of my wedding oh sorry I worm explosions going off when I celebrate my
explosions going off when I celebrate my
explosions going off when I celebrate my uncle’s the joke comes from somebody to
uncle’s the joke comes from somebody to
uncle’s the joke comes from somebody to said what’s gonna happen when she walks
said what’s gonna happen when she walks
said what’s gonna happen when she walks down the aisle and I was like half that
down the aisle and I was like half that
down the aisle and I was like half that I want to walk down the aisle cause
I want to walk down the aisle cause
I want to walk down the aisle cause it’ll be like you walk down you’re like
it’ll be like you walk down you’re like
it’ll be like you walk down you’re like yeah do you have any tips for women who
yeah do you have any tips for women who
yeah do you have any tips for women who want to be as lucky as your girlfriend
want to be as lucky as your girlfriend
want to be as lucky as your girlfriend and data comedian one thing that would
and data comedian one thing that would
and data comedian one thing that would help if you have money we have a job
help if you have money we have a job
help if you have money we have a job yeah if you have like a like a job and
yeah if you have like a like a job and
yeah if you have like a like a job and you can pay for some and the comedian
you can pay for some and the comedian
you can pay for some and the comedian will eventually move into your house and
will eventually move into your house and
will eventually move into your house and eat your food all the time I do too or a
eat your food all the time I do too or a
eat your food all the time I do too or a lot with good-looking comedians and
lot with good-looking comedians and
lot with good-looking comedians and they’re always surrounded by women at
they’re always surrounded by women at
they’re always surrounded by women at the end of the show that are just Maura
the end of the show that are just Maura
the end of the show that are just Maura what are you doing where are we going
what are you doing where are we going
what are you doing where are we going blah blah for me I’m surrounded by like
blah blah for me I’m surrounded by like
blah blah for me I’m surrounded by like it all bald men guys are the mustache my
it all bald men guys are the mustache my
it all bald men guys are the mustache my girlfriend is not worried about me
girlfriend is not worried about me
girlfriend is not worried about me cheating on her she’s worried about me
cheating on her she’s worried about me
cheating on her she’s worried about me getting into Lake like an all-night
getting into Lake like an all-night
getting into Lake like an all-night go-karting fiasco with with with alcohol
go-karting fiasco with with with alcohol
go-karting fiasco with with with alcohol involved
why does your boyfriend drink some on
why does your boyfriend drink some on now besides being just a funny man which
now besides being just a funny man which
now besides being just a funny man which women always like you add another level
women always like you add another level
women always like you add another level of sex appeal by being in a lip-sync
of sex appeal by being in a lip-sync
of sex appeal by being in a lip-sync band I am in a lip-sync bandits I called
band I am in a lip-sync bandits I called
band I am in a lip-sync bandits I called never surrender which is uh it’s on the
never surrender which is uh it’s on the
never surrender which is uh it’s on the television channel YouTube
I play keyboards and I’m the backup lead
I play keyboards and I’m the backup lead vocalist I actually went to theater
vocalist I actually went to theater
vocalist I actually went to theater school so I have some dance technique
school so I have some dance technique
school so I have some dance technique and we did all our own choreography cuz
and we did all our own choreography cuz
and we did all our own choreography cuz yeah nobody wants a part of that thing
thanks it was really great having you it
thanks it was really great having you it was so great to be here
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