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number three meet me at the roadkill
number three meet me at the roadkill cafe a mammoth casserole Badgett hey
cafe a mammoth casserole Badgett hey
cafe a mammoth casserole Badgett hey every foodie and their dog are raving
every foodie and their dog are raving
every foodie and their dog are raving about small-batch this and
about small-batch this and
about small-batch this and locally-sourced that so it’s a bit
locally-sourced that so it’s a bit
locally-sourced that so it’s a bit offbeat that residents of Concord North
offbeat that residents of Concord North
offbeat that residents of Concord North Carolina are up in arms about a local
Carolina are up in arms about a local
Carolina are up in arms about a local eatery picking up a dead deer on the
eatery picking up a dead deer on the
eatery picking up a dead deer on the side of the road bringing it back to
side of the road bringing it back to
side of the road bringing it back to their kitchen and butchering it sure
their kitchen and butchering it sure
their kitchen and butchering it sure it’s a bit unconventional but it has all
it’s a bit unconventional but it has all
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the elements of a gore mom’s favorite
the elements of a gore mom’s favorite meal it’s fresh it’s warm still it’s
meal it’s fresh it’s warm still it’s
meal it’s fresh it’s warm still it’s local and it’s small-batch considering
local and it’s small-batch considering
local and it’s small-batch considering there is only one roadkill the
there is only one roadkill the
there is only one roadkill the restaurant owner told reporters he had
restaurant owner told reporters he had
restaurant owner told reporters he had no intention of serving it to his
no intention of serving it to his
no intention of serving it to his customers and only stop to pick it up
customers and only stop to pick it up
customers and only stop to pick it up because he had quote never eaten deer
because he had quote never eaten deer
because he had quote never eaten deer before sorry local venison lovers the
before sorry local venison lovers the
before sorry local venison lovers the search for the perfect roadkill
search for the perfect roadkill
search for the perfect roadkill casserole continues next big heart for
casserole continues next big heart for
casserole continues next big heart for respect for feeding my family I’m gonna
respect for feeding my family I’m gonna
respect for feeding my family I’m gonna take a nice bite out of this I
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appreciate it buddy thank you luckily for the restaurants
thank you luckily for the restaurants
thank you luckily for the restaurants owner though county health director
owner though county health director
owner though county health director William Pilkington told reporters there
William Pilkington told reporters there
William Pilkington told reporters there was no cross-contamination with the rest
was no cross-contamination with the rest
was no cross-contamination with the rest of the restaurants talk meaning there is
of the restaurants talk meaning there is
of the restaurants talk meaning there is no risk to potential customers which
no risk to potential customers which
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gets me thinking I wonder if there’s an
gets me thinking I wonder if there’s an uptick of speeding in the deer crossing
uptick of speeding in the deer crossing
uptick of speeding in the deer crossing zone
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big year thank you dear number two Italian
thank you dear number two Italian
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never lock so a six year old woman walks
never lock so a six year old woman walks into a fire hall in Italy and asked the
into a fire hall in Italy and asked the
into a fire hall in Italy and asked the firefighters that they can help her
firefighters that they can help her
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baby anyway the firefighters asked where
baby anyway the firefighters asked where she lives
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assuming she was locked out of her house
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