guys and girls just can’t seem to agree on anything except on the fact that they
on anything except on the fact that they
on anything except on the fact that they can’t agree hi I’m Veronica today
can’t agree hi I’m Veronica today
can’t agree hi I’m Veronica today comedians Iman and Massimo have a battle
comedians Iman and Massimo have a battle
comedians Iman and Massimo have a battle of the sexes on watchmojo.com now ladies
of the sexes on watchmojo.com now ladies
of the sexes on watchmojo.com now ladies first what’s the biggest difference
first what’s the biggest difference
first what’s the biggest difference between the way that men and women think
between the way that men and women think
between the way that men and women think I think men are all about sex and women
I think men are all about sex and women
I think men are all about sex and women are all about commitment as simple as
are all about commitment as simple as
are all about commitment as simple as that I would have to say that you know
that I would have to say that you know
that I would have to say that you know men are like logical rational and women
men are like logical rational and women
men are like logical rational and women are crazy you know men are thinking
are crazy you know men are thinking
are crazy you know men are thinking about right now whereas women are
about right now whereas women are
about right now whereas women are thinking about you know three months
thinking about you know three months
thinking about you know three months from now what if like you said women are
from now what if like you said women are
from now what if like you said women are hard to understand so do you have any
hard to understand so do you have any
hard to understand so do you have any tricks to decoding to find out what they
tricks to decoding to find out what they
tricks to decoding to find out what they really mean no it’s it’s hard to
really mean no it’s it’s hard to
really mean no it’s it’s hard to understand what they’re saying because
understand what they’re saying because
understand what they’re saying because whatever it is that they’re like saying
whatever it is that they’re like saying
whatever it is that they’re like saying or talking about a something to do with
or talking about a something to do with
or talking about a something to do with the actual thing yet I mean it’s like
the actual thing yet I mean it’s like
the actual thing yet I mean it’s like you always kind of you know figure out
you always kind of you know figure out
you always kind of you know figure out some sort of code language that like no
some sort of code language that like no
some sort of code language that like no one has used like in ten thousand years
one has used like in ten thousand years
one has used like in ten thousand years or something I think the easiest way
or something I think the easiest way
or something I think the easiest way really is just go wow you’re right
really is just go wow you’re right
really is just go wow you’re right totally I’m sorry and then then you just
totally I’m sorry and then then you just
totally I’m sorry and then then you just move on with your life whatever you need
move on with your life whatever you need
move on with your life whatever you need to do with that day you know I don’t
to do with that day you know I don’t
to do with that day you know I don’t think we’re that complicated I can see
think we’re that complicated I can see
think we’re that complicated I can see what maximal means because men are
what maximal means because men are
what maximal means because men are extremely simple so it’s hard for them
extremely simple so it’s hard for them
extremely simple so it’s hard for them to get what we’re trying to say we’re
to get what we’re trying to say we’re
to get what we’re trying to say we’re not as direct possibly but we were
not as direct possibly but we were
not as direct possibly but we were hoping we’re hoping for them to figure
hoping we’re hoping for them to figure
hoping we’re hoping for them to figure it out on their own sort of thing and
it out on their own sort of thing and
it out on their own sort of thing and impress us so we could remember why
impress us so we could remember why
impress us so we could remember why we’re still with them how can you tell
we’re still with them how can you tell
we’re still with them how can you tell if a woman is interested in you what i
if a woman is interested in you what i
if a woman is interested in you what i usually do i do a little thing with a
usually do i do a little thing with a
usually do i do a little thing with a little test with a hand I grabbed her
little test with a hand I grabbed her
little test with a hand I grabbed her hand and pull it in and if I kiss them
hand and pull it in and if I kiss them
hand and pull it in and if I kiss them and leave it there and I know
and leave it there and I know
and leave it there and I know something’s happening or there’s a
something’s happening or there’s a
something’s happening or there’s a possibility at the toilet away I know
possibility at the toilet away I know
possibility at the toilet away I know it’s over is he right well in his case I
it’s over is he right well in his case I
it’s over is he right well in his case I mean that whole hand kissing has proven
mean that whole hand kissing has proven
mean that whole hand kissing has proven to work for you very often right if I do
to work for you very often right if I do
to work for you very often right if I do that to her I know she’s not grossed out
that to her I know she’s not grossed out
that to her I know she’s not grossed out with
with
with like you know maybe seven beers from now
like you know maybe seven beers from now
like you know maybe seven beers from now or something are those the tricks that
or something are those the tricks that
or something are those the tricks that you give a man I think it’s very obvious
you give a man I think it’s very obvious
you give a man I think it’s very obvious when a woman wants a guy because we do
when a woman wants a guy because we do
when a woman wants a guy because we do the extra touching the laughing at their
the extra touching the laughing at their
the extra touching the laughing at their unfunny jokes that the hair twirling
unfunny jokes that the hair twirling
unfunny jokes that the hair twirling pain yuck oh my god you know I mean very
pain yuck oh my god you know I mean very
pain yuck oh my god you know I mean very very fake and very but very obvious
very fake and very but very obvious
very fake and very but very obvious that’s what men need now how does a man
that’s what men need now how does a man
that’s what men need now how does a man let a woman know that he’s interested
let a woman know that he’s interested
let a woman know that he’s interested men are pretty much always interested in
men are pretty much always interested in
men are pretty much always interested in all women they made yeah I mean I don’t
all women they made yeah I mean I don’t
all women they made yeah I mean I don’t think any guy like things like some
think any guy like things like some
think any guy like things like some girls would be like yep he wears white
girls would be like yep he wears white
girls would be like yep he wears white socks with his pants that’s not cool
socks with his pants that’s not cool
socks with his pants that’s not cool guys don’t think that way yeah man they
guys don’t think that way yeah man they
guys don’t think that way yeah man they just think you think she would go home
just think you think she would go home
just think you think she would go home with me yeah I mean and if one guy was
with me yeah I mean and if one guy was
with me yeah I mean and if one guy was like I think she’s into you okay I’m
like I think she’s into you okay I’m
like I think she’s into you okay I’m gonna look laughter this what does
gonna look laughter this what does
gonna look laughter this what does cheating mean for a man cheating is when
cheating mean for a man cheating is when
cheating mean for a man cheating is when you get a girl pregnant I think anything
you get a girl pregnant I think anything
you get a girl pregnant I think anything is cheating anything anything you do
is cheating anything anything you do
is cheating anything anything you do with another person that you would do
with another person that you would do
with another person that you would do which a girlfriend a boyfriend give me
which a girlfriend a boyfriend give me
which a girlfriend a boyfriend give me there’s different levels things that are
there’s different levels things that are
there’s different levels things that are worse than others you know but any kind
worse than others you know but any kind
worse than others you know but any kind of exchange of fluids or whatever like
of exchange of fluids or whatever like
of exchange of fluids or whatever like is pretty much cheating do you agree
is pretty much cheating do you agree
is pretty much cheating do you agree completely i think whatever you do with
completely i think whatever you do with
completely i think whatever you do with your boyfriend and you cannot do with
your boyfriend and you cannot do with
your boyfriend and you cannot do with one of your friends is considered
one of your friends is considered
one of your friends is considered cheating making out anything anything
cheating making out anything anything
cheating making out anything anything it’s like seeing my no that’s gross i
it’s like seeing my no that’s gross i
it’s like seeing my no that’s gross i was going to go to seeing my parents if
was going to go to seeing my parents if
was going to go to seeing my parents if I saw my father doing something that he
I saw my father doing something that he
I saw my father doing something that he does with my mother with somebody else
does with my mother with somebody else
does with my mother with somebody else it’s gross that’s gross i don’t know why
it’s gross that’s gross i don’t know why
it’s gross that’s gross i don’t know why i went there what does a breakfast lunch
i went there what does a breakfast lunch
i went there what does a breakfast lunch and dinner date mean to you I think
and dinner date mean to you I think
and dinner date mean to you I think breakfast is great we’re doing well
breakfast is great we’re doing well
breakfast is great we’re doing well maybe we got together the night before
maybe we got together the night before
maybe we got together the night before and he still wants to see me in the
and he still wants to see me in the
and he still wants to see me in the morning that’s excellent thumbs up on
morning that’s excellent thumbs up on
morning that’s excellent thumbs up on that lunch is horrible because he’s
that lunch is horrible because he’s
that lunch is horrible because he’s probably seeing somebody else for dinner
probably seeing somebody else for dinner
probably seeing somebody else for dinner and that’s not a good thing he just
and that’s not a good thing he just
and that’s not a good thing he just wants to keep you on the side and dinner
wants to keep you on the side and dinner
wants to keep you on the side and dinner could be good if it’s at the end of the
could be good if it’s at the end of the
could be good if it’s at the end of the weekend so like Friday Saturday prime
weekend so like Friday Saturday prime
weekend so like Friday Saturday prime spots Monday Tuesday he’s
spots Monday Tuesday he’s
spots Monday Tuesday he’s into you do you agree with that mess
into you do you agree with that mess
into you do you agree with that mess well yeah definitely like I for like you
well yeah definitely like I for like you
well yeah definitely like I for like you know after all this time I’ve lived on
know after all this time I’ve lived on
know after all this time I’ve lived on this planet if somebody invites you to
this planet if somebody invites you to
this planet if somebody invites you to like lunch they just they just want to
like lunch they just they just want to
like lunch they just they just want to be friends order something that you have
be friends order something that you have
be friends order something that you have or something you have maybe have a
or something you have maybe have a
or something you have maybe have a number of wondered like maybe do you
number of wondered like maybe do you
number of wondered like maybe do you wanna have lunch and like it was really
wanna have lunch and like it was really
wanna have lunch and like it was really cool your friend Phil what does anything
cool your friend Phil what does anything
cool your friend Phil what does anything look at the available like in our
look at the available like in our
look at the available like in our maintenance and dinner dinner is like
maintenance and dinner dinner is like
maintenance and dinner dinner is like you know the crew do like that like the
you know the crew do like that like the
you know the crew do like that like the crowning jewel of getting together I
crowning jewel of getting together I
crowning jewel of getting together I mean but definitely I can find her
mean but definitely I can find her
mean but definitely I can find her Saturday sundays are nice too they’re
Saturday sundays are nice too they’re
Saturday sundays are nice too they’re making some days that means a person
making some days that means a person
making some days that means a person might actually want something more my
might actually want something more my
might actually want something more my more like a marriage Sunday’s a nice
more like a marriage Sunday’s a nice
more like a marriage Sunday’s a nice couples night yeah it really why click
couples night yeah it really why click
couples night yeah it really why click church yeah it’s wholly it’s a holy day
church yeah it’s wholly it’s a holy day
church yeah it’s wholly it’s a holy day it’s like I didn’t go to church have
it’s like I didn’t go to church have
it’s like I didn’t go to church have better with you Wow oh don’t you get a
better with you Wow oh don’t you get a
better with you Wow oh don’t you get a drink yeah I like my late days I go like
drink yeah I like my late days I go like
drink yeah I like my late days I go like like I would die this is my crowd like
like I would die this is my crowd like
like I would die this is my crowd like night church well thank you you guys
night church well thank you you guys
night church well thank you you guys helped a lot thanks for having us this
helped a lot thanks for having us this
helped a lot thanks for having us this one we’re both single by the way
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