mmm hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and today Ron jostle sits down for a
and today Ron jostle sits down for a
and today Ron jostle sits down for a chat so I didn’t do my hair or anything
chat so I didn’t do my hair or anything
chat so I didn’t do my hair or anything I just came up from the gym so I kind of
I just came up from the gym so I kind of
I just came up from the gym so I kind of dirty in your comedy you describe
dirty in your comedy you describe
dirty in your comedy you describe yourself in many different ways the
yourself in many different ways the
yourself in many different ways the worst thing about being Filipino is
worst thing about being Filipino is
worst thing about being Filipino is nobody knows what you are I go to Miami
nobody knows what you are I go to Miami
nobody knows what you are I go to Miami think I’m CUBAN I go to LA they think
think I’m CUBAN I go to LA they think
think I’m CUBAN I go to LA they think I’m Mexican son of the Samoan Islands do
I’m Mexican son of the Samoan Islands do
I’m Mexican son of the Samoan Islands do you think of a newborn baby you also
you think of a newborn baby you also
you think of a newborn baby you also said that you look like the rock off
said that you look like the rock off
said that you look like the rock off season I have a job that described
season I have a job that described
season I have a job that described exactly i’m talking about i had a
exactly i’m talking about i had a
exactly i’m talking about i had a girlfriend that we broke up in the next
girlfriend that we broke up in the next
girlfriend that we broke up in the next we should brought this guy in the front
we should brought this guy in the front
we should brought this guy in the front row and start making out with him to
row and start making out with him to
row and start making out with him to piss me off on stage right but then i
piss me off on stage right but then i
piss me off on stage right but then i was upset that I start looking at him
was upset that I start looking at him
was upset that I start looking at him and he looked like a loser version of me
and he looked like a loser version of me
and he looked like a loser version of me it’s kind of like some girl going for me
it’s kind of like some girl going for me
it’s kind of like some girl going for me because she got done by the rock so it’s
because she got done by the rock so it’s
because she got done by the rock so it’s kind of like I’m not I’m a shitty
kind of like I’m not I’m a shitty
kind of like I’m not I’m a shitty version of the rock but eventually I
version of the rock but eventually I
version of the rock but eventually I could probably be him if they worked out
could probably be him if they worked out
could probably be him if they worked out him stop talking to my ex-girlfriend and
him stop talking to my ex-girlfriend and
him stop talking to my ex-girlfriend and in her first date with his new guy she
in her first date with his new guy she
in her first date with his new guy she brought him to one of my shows you can’t
brought him to one of my shows you can’t
brought him to one of my shows you can’t do that that’s my job I don’t do that to
do that that’s my job I don’t do that to
do that that’s my job I don’t do that to her I’m gonna go meet a girl and rigor
her I’m gonna go meet a girl and rigor
her I’m gonna go meet a girl and rigor nowhere and do nothing part of your
nowhere and do nothing part of your
nowhere and do nothing part of your comedy involves your personal views on
comedy involves your personal views on
comedy involves your personal views on life I think that’s a common thread with
life I think that’s a common thread with
life I think that’s a common thread with communes is it is that they see life in
communes is it is that they see life in
communes is it is that they see life in a different view comics have the life
a different view comics have the life
a different view comics have the life schedule as a bum but an hour a day
schedule as a bum but an hour a day
schedule as a bum but an hour a day they’re doing something more productive
they’re doing something more productive
they’re doing something more productive than the month nearly I every weekend
than the month nearly I every weekend
than the month nearly I every weekend I’m in a different city so from the
I’m in a different city so from the
I’m in a different city so from the morning at the point the time I wake up
morning at the point the time I wake up
morning at the point the time I wake up to the show time I go out I go grab food
to the show time I go out I go grab food
to the show time I go out I go grab food I go work out I’ll go watch a movie or
I go work out I’ll go watch a movie or
I go work out I’ll go watch a movie or whatever i’ll lock were on the streets
whatever i’ll lock were on the streets
whatever i’ll lock were on the streets i’ll do some writing i’ll meet up with
i’ll do some writing i’ll meet up with
i’ll do some writing i’ll meet up with people and do some meetings but i’m
people and do some meetings but i’m
people and do some meetings but i’m walking in a paste of bum would walk
walking in a paste of bum would walk
walking in a paste of bum would walk interface a comic would see if you watch
interface a comic would see if you watch
interface a comic would see if you watch a movie and the regular people would
a movie and the regular people would
a movie and the regular people would laugh at something a comment would
laugh at something a comment would
laugh at something a comment would probably laugh at that plus something
probably laugh at that plus something
probably laugh at that plus something else or they would throw in an idea be
else or they would throw in an idea be
else or they would throw in an idea be even funnier if this person to this
even funnier if this person to this
even funnier if this person to this that’s exactly what I thought when I saw
that’s exactly what I thought when I saw
that’s exactly what I thought when I saw what interacts where do you say that
what interacts where do you say that
what interacts where do you say that romance is only sweet when the girl
romance is only sweet when the girl
romance is only sweet when the girl likes the guy that’s something muscle
likes the guy that’s something muscle
likes the guy that’s something muscle that in a comic would observe right like
that in a comic would observe right like
that in a comic would observe right like you know you can’t just keep you can’t
you know you can’t just keep you can’t
you know you can’t just keep you can’t be romantic to everybody they forget
be romantic to everybody they forget
be romantic to everybody they forget remains from
remains from
remains from you don’t like isn’t that the most
you don’t like isn’t that the most
you don’t like isn’t that the most disgusting feeling on the planet they
disgusting feeling on the planet they
disgusting feeling on the planet they give you roses at work and let you know
give you roses at work and let you know
give you roses at work and let you know this is gross traveling to all these
this is gross traveling to all these
this is gross traveling to all these different places do you have to change
different places do you have to change
different places do you have to change your act for the different cultures you
your act for the different cultures you
your act for the different cultures you switch your show around there’s certain
switch your show around there’s certain
switch your show around there’s certain things i just can’t open with like if i
things i just can’t open with like if i
things i just can’t open with like if i do predominantly asian proud they want
do predominantly asian proud they want
do predominantly asian proud they want me to talk about specific asian stuff
me to talk about specific asian stuff
me to talk about specific asian stuff right and and if i don’t they kind of
right and and if i don’t they kind of
right and and if i don’t they kind of get mad because it’s kind of like if
get mad because it’s kind of like if
get mad because it’s kind of like if there’s an asian themed party and if i
there’s an asian themed party and if i
there’s an asian themed party and if i bring macaroni and cheese but like to
bring macaroni and cheese but like to
bring macaroni and cheese but like to what are you doing I like Japanese food
what are you doing I like Japanese food
what are you doing I like Japanese food it takes you 10 years to become a
it takes you 10 years to become a
it takes you 10 years to become a professional sushi chef 10 years that’s
professional sushi chef 10 years that’s
professional sushi chef 10 years that’s a long time learning to cook something
a long time learning to cook something
a long time learning to cook something doesn’t have to be cooked in the first
doesn’t have to be cooked in the first
doesn’t have to be cooked in the first place isn’t sushi finish before you
place isn’t sushi finish before you
place isn’t sushi finish before you catch it and then you go to Dubai you go
catch it and then you go to Dubai you go
catch it and then you go to Dubai you go a lot of place in the Middle East they
a lot of place in the Middle East they
a lot of place in the Middle East they really want cleaner stuff so you kind of
really want cleaner stuff so you kind of
really want cleaner stuff so you kind of have to have a lot of material to pick
have to have a lot of material to pick
have to have a lot of material to pick up the stuff that everybody can relate
up the stuff that everybody can relate
up the stuff that everybody can relate to or understand and get my dad’s like
to or understand and get my dad’s like
to or understand and get my dad’s like five feet tall keeps looking at me like
five feet tall keeps looking at me like
five feet tall keeps looking at me like I’m a monster look how big you are look
I’m a monster look how big you are look
I’m a monster look how big you are look at my creation
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