finished doing a show a bunch of people like a junk oh won’t you come out with
like a junk oh won’t you come out with
like a junk oh won’t you come out with us we’re under this bar called
us we’re under this bar called
us we’re under this bar called Nashville’s you’re gonna love it it’s a
Nashville’s you’re gonna love it it’s a
Nashville’s you’re gonna love it it’s a honky-tonk Bar now I got all I decided
honky-tonk Bar now I got all I decided
honky-tonk Bar now I got all I decided cuz I hadn’t talked to hunky and months
cuz I hadn’t talked to hunky and months
cuz I hadn’t talked to hunky and months right Jocko Austin is tall semi-dark and
right Jocko Austin is tall semi-dark and
right Jocko Austin is tall semi-dark and funny hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
funny hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and
funny hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with a comedian who
today we’re speaking with a comedian who
today we’re speaking with a comedian who just says it as it is today you’re one
just says it as it is today you’re one
just says it as it is today you’re one of the most requested comics but we’re
of the most requested comics but we’re
of the most requested comics but we’re actually really lucky to have you here
actually really lucky to have you here
actually really lucky to have you here because at one point you quit comedy
because at one point you quit comedy
because at one point you quit comedy when I first started doing stand-up I
when I first started doing stand-up I
when I first started doing stand-up I did it for about a year and a half and
did it for about a year and a half and
did it for about a year and a half and then I quit I figured no I don’t like
then I quit I figured no I don’t like
then I quit I figured no I don’t like this blah blah blah I got laid off from
this blah blah blah I got laid off from
this blah blah blah I got laid off from my job and the Canadian government was
my job and the Canadian government was
my job and the Canadian government was taking care of me I’m like you know I’m
taking care of me I’m like you know I’m
taking care of me I’m like you know I’m gonna get back in the comedy and I got
gonna get back in the comedy and I got
gonna get back in the comedy and I got back into it and 15 years later I am
back into it and 15 years later I am
back into it and 15 years later I am sitting here in front of you doing this
sitting here in front of you doing this
sitting here in front of you doing this interview online I walk in there it’s
interview online I walk in there it’s
interview online I walk in there it’s some kind of redneck Riverdance going on
some kind of redneck Riverdance going on
some kind of redneck Riverdance going on in this place and these are some
in this place and these are some
in this place and these are some dedicated people cuz they actually take
dedicated people cuz they actually take
dedicated people cuz they actually take the time to dress up for this shit have
the time to dress up for this shit have
the time to dress up for this shit have you seen them I mean whether you’re a
you seen them I mean whether you’re a
you seen them I mean whether you’re a singer or dancer or comedian it’s not
singer or dancer or comedian it’s not
singer or dancer or comedian it’s not like you can go to school graduate and
like you can go to school graduate and
like you can go to school graduate and get a job it’s kind of like the school
get a job it’s kind of like the school
get a job it’s kind of like the school of hard knocks and I had a lot of people
of hard knocks and I had a lot of people
of hard knocks and I had a lot of people say oh it’s not worth it you’re not
say oh it’s not worth it you’re not
say oh it’s not worth it you’re not gonna do it blah blah I just you know I
gonna do it blah blah I just you know I
gonna do it blah blah I just you know I plugged along and I believed in those
plugged along and I believed in those
plugged along and I believed in those people who told me I couldn’t do it I’m
people who told me I couldn’t do it I’m
people who told me I couldn’t do it I’m very arrogant and stubborn I’m like they
very arrogant and stubborn I’m like they
very arrogant and stubborn I’m like they know I can do this I got the hats on and
know I can do this I got the hats on and
know I can do this I got the hats on and the belt buckles shiny boots the musical
the belt buckles shiny boots the musical
the belt buckles shiny boots the musical come on to be like Oh Martha that’s our
come on to be like Oh Martha that’s our
come on to be like Oh Martha that’s our dude you got the greatest life in the
dude you got the greatest life in the
dude you got the greatest life in the world sweet is there anything that still
world sweet is there anything that still
world sweet is there anything that still surprises you about the audience and
surprises you about the audience and
surprises you about the audience and their reactions after this long I had a
their reactions after this long I had a
their reactions after this long I had a woman once p there’s no way I’m handling
woman once p there’s no way I’m handling
woman once p there’s no way I’m handling this evening sober I know bottle of
this evening sober I know bottle of
this evening sober I know bottle of sambuca shooters guy just stares me
sambuca shooters guy just stares me
sambuca shooters guy just stares me sambuca what are you gay your act is
sambuca what are you gay your act is
sambuca what are you gay your act is very observational humor you take every
very observational humor you take every
very observational humor you take every day’s activities like dancing in a
day’s activities like dancing in a
day’s activities like dancing in a southern bar and you just say it as it
southern bar and you just say it as it
southern bar and you just say it as it is and it’s hilarious I guess all
is and it’s hilarious I guess all
is and it’s hilarious I guess all comedians to a point we see things just
comedians to a point we see things just
comedians to a point we see things just a little different in
a little different in
a little different in but I I am more like you said a
but I I am more like you said a
but I I am more like you said a storyteller we don’t have those fancy
storyteller we don’t have those fancy
storyteller we don’t have those fancy shmancy shampoo / drinks we got this
shmancy shampoo / drinks we got this
shmancy shampoo / drinks we got this thing we call a prairie fire y’all know
thing we call a prairie fire y’all know
thing we call a prairie fire y’all know yeah fuck you I didn’t know what it was
yeah fuck you I didn’t know what it was
yeah fuck you I didn’t know what it was well bit in that bar that we really
well bit in that bar that we really
well bit in that bar that we really really shouldn’t be in and we’ve all
really shouldn’t be in and we’ve all
really shouldn’t be in and we’ve all dealt with technology that we have no
dealt with technology that we have no
dealt with technology that we have no idea what we’re doing with so that’s
idea what we’re doing with so that’s
idea what we’re doing with so that’s what I I guess what i try to do ask
what I I guess what i try to do ask
what I I guess what i try to do ask yourself this question have you ever
yourself this question have you ever
yourself this question have you ever ever kicked back a tequila and said to
ever kicked back a tequila and said to
ever kicked back a tequila and said to yourself you know what this shit just
yourself you know what this shit just
yourself you know what this shit just doesn’t make me gag enough what could I
doesn’t make me gag enough what could I
doesn’t make me gag enough what could I add to this I’m kind of ahead of where I
add to this I’m kind of ahead of where I
add to this I’m kind of ahead of where I wanted to be so I’m just enjoying the
wanted to be so I’m just enjoying the
wanted to be so I’m just enjoying the ride I’m just happy to be doing
ride I’m just happy to be doing
ride I’m just happy to be doing something that I really love to do oh
something that I really love to do oh
something that I really love to do oh I’m a drunk negro in the country western
I’m a drunk negro in the country western
I’m a drunk negro in the country western bar what could go wrong now and suddenly
bar what could go wrong now and suddenly
bar what could go wrong now and suddenly these good old boys weren’t so happy to
these good old boys weren’t so happy to
these good old boys weren’t so happy to see me like what the what the hell you
see me like what the what the hell you
see me like what the what the hell you doing out here but st. no Puff Daddy
doing out here but st. no Puff Daddy
doing out here but st. no Puff Daddy what the fuck
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