Laughing Fit with Comedian Steve Patterson: Indoor Cycling

hi I’m Steve Patterson you might have

hi I’m Steve Patterson you might have seen me in comedy features before but

seen me in comedy features before but

seen me in comedy features before but today I’m gonna work out and a little

today I’m gonna work out and a little

today I’m gonna work out and a little something I like to call laughing fit

something I like to call laughing fit

something I like to call laughing fit i’m steve i think i met you already

i’m steve i think i met you already

i’m steve i think i met you already actually i saw one of your shows at the

actually i saw one of your shows at the

actually i saw one of your shows at the comedy side show i was in a very

comedy side show i was in a very

comedy side show i was in a very different element there’s cyclists I

different element there’s cyclists I

different element there’s cyclists I believe that cycling is good but psychic

believe that cycling is good but psychic

believe that cycling is good but psychic outfits or not now a lot of people when

outfits or not now a lot of people when

outfits or not now a lot of people when they do workout videos know how to work

they do workout videos know how to work

they do workout videos know how to work out or have some sort of experience I

out or have some sort of experience I

out or have some sort of experience I however do not just because spandex does

however do not just because spandex does

however do not just because spandex does stretch doesn’t mean you must sausage

stretch doesn’t mean you must sausage

stretch doesn’t mean you must sausage yourself into an overdose cycling jacket

yourself into an overdose cycling jacket

yourself into an overdose cycling jacket which gives most part bellingham the

which gives most part bellingham the

which gives most part bellingham the look of a pre come back britney spears

look of a pre come back britney spears

look of a pre come back britney spears now i’m going to attempt to do a

now i’m going to attempt to do a

now i’m going to attempt to do a one-hour high-octane spin class let’s

one-hour high-octane spin class let’s

one-hour high-octane spin class let’s see how this goes watchmojo hi everybody

see how this goes watchmojo hi everybody

see how this goes watchmojo hi everybody hello this is just the warm-up right

hello this is just the warm-up right

hello this is just the warm-up right it’s okay if I walk around a bit what do

it’s okay if I walk around a bit what do

it’s okay if I walk around a bit what do you look for in a person that’s working

you look for in a person that’s working

you look for in a person that’s working out good form good form yeah is form a

out good form good form yeah is form a

out good form good form yeah is form a code word for penis no no I’m just

code word for penis no no I’m just

code word for penis no no I’m just kidding do you come here often I do I

kidding do you come here often I do I

kidding do you come here often I do I work here oh you look it’s not my legs

that one okay so i will at least I’ll be

that one okay so i will at least I’ll be ahead of you the whole time I’m sorry

ahead of you the whole time I’m sorry

ahead of you the whole time I’m sorry you’re never gonna catch up I don’t care

you’re never gonna catch up I don’t care

you’re never gonna catch up I don’t care how fast you pedal no one else brought a

how fast you pedal no one else brought a

how fast you pedal no one else brought a montreal canadiens towel so what we want

montreal canadiens towel so what we want

montreal canadiens towel so what we want here is to make sure that the knee Falls

here is to make sure that the knee Falls

here is to make sure that the knee Falls above the ball of the foot I notice

above the ball of the foot I notice

above the ball of the foot I notice because you noticed an extension the

because you noticed an extension the

because you noticed an extension the front area where like boys have outside

front area where like boys have outside

front area where like boys have outside parts hurts a little bit

parts hurts a little bit

parts hurts a little bit ya got I don’t get often to stand beside

ya got I don’t get often to stand beside

ya got I don’t get often to stand beside sweaty girls when I’m sweating and

sweaty girls when I’m sweating and

sweaty girls when I’m sweating and they’ll still talk to me so this is I’m

they’ll still talk to me so this is I’m

they’ll still talk to me so this is I’m taking advantage of it I have a question

taking advantage of it I have a question

taking advantage of it I have a question the people are in charge of turning up

the people are in charge of turning up

the people are in charge of turning up their own tension on the bicycle so they

their own tension on the bicycle so they

their own tension on the bicycle so they could easily cheat like for instance the

could easily cheat like for instance the

could easily cheat like for instance the girl that was behind me was cheating the

girl that was behind me was cheating the

girl that was behind me was cheating the whole time my fractions are up so I just

whole time my fractions are up so I just

whole time my fractions are up so I just turn it all the way down when she said

turn it all the way down when she said

turn it all the way down when she said it could be there just not strong enough

it could be there just not strong enough

it could be there just not strong enough so what see what seems is easy her are

so what see what seems is easy her are

so what see what seems is easy her are you calling me a bitch how do you like

you calling me a bitch how do you like

you calling me a bitch how do you like spinning compared to other things I have

spinning compared to other things I have

spinning compared to other things I have fun doing it but you get in trouble for

fun doing it but you get in trouble for

fun doing it but you get in trouble for talking which is the most fun part so

talking which is the most fun part so

talking which is the most fun part so you should let you talk more still

you should let you talk more still

you should let you talk more still trying to catch up the instructor of

trying to catch up the instructor of

trying to catch up the instructor of this class is a bit of a spinning Nazi

this class is a bit of a spinning Nazi

this class is a bit of a spinning Nazi and doesn’t let you speak is that we

increase again what are you gonna go eat

increase again what are you gonna go eat right now after spin class best thing

right now after spin class best thing

right now after spin class best thing after any workout is chocolate milk are

after any workout is chocolate milk are

after any workout is chocolate milk are you serious perfect culmination and

you serious perfect culmination and

you serious perfect culmination and ratio of protein to carbs and it’s

ratio of protein to carbs and it’s

ratio of protein to carbs and it’s delicious Oh fire 10 minutes to go

delicious Oh fire 10 minutes to go

delicious Oh fire 10 minutes to go my bacon I might serve I thank you again

my bacon I might serve I thank you again

my bacon I might serve I thank you again ladies for allowing me into this and

ladies for allowing me into this and

ladies for allowing me into this and come to a comedy show soon it is much

come to a comedy show soon it is much

come to a comedy show soon it is much less strenuous you can tell me now no

less strenuous you can tell me now no

less strenuous you can tell me now no one’s watching this where are you

one’s watching this where are you

one’s watching this where are you checking out my butt sometimes totally

checking out my butt sometimes totally

checking out my butt sometimes totally there’s more in the back of your neck

there’s more in the back of your neck

there’s more in the back of your neck before the back what’s what’s going on

before the back what’s what’s going on

before the back what’s what’s going on back there I can’t see it is it really

back there I can’t see it is it really

back there I can’t see it is it really sweaty or what pretty funny yeah that

sweaty or what pretty funny yeah that

sweaty or what pretty funny yeah that means I’m trying thank you for allowing

means I’m trying thank you for allowing

means I’m trying thank you for allowing me to lead to be your leader today and

me to lead to be your leader today and

me to lead to be your leader today and any time you want me to pace you we’re

any time you want me to pace you we’re

any time you want me to pace you we’re in a stationary bike sounds good thank

in a stationary bike sounds good thank

in a stationary bike sounds good thank you