welcome to watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous comedian John
internationally famous comedian John
internationally famous comedian John Hastings and until recently I was single
Hastings and until recently I was single
Hastings and until recently I was single but I didn’t get to enjoy my
but I didn’t get to enjoy my
but I didn’t get to enjoy my bachelorhood like a bachelor should know
bachelorhood like a bachelor should know
bachelorhood like a bachelor should know my bachelor time wasn’t filled with
my bachelor time wasn’t filled with
my bachelor time wasn’t filled with circle beds lady screaming oh yes and
circle beds lady screaming oh yes and
circle beds lady screaming oh yes and John via Swedish or a member of Motley
John via Swedish or a member of Motley
John via Swedish or a member of Motley Crue telling me to get them kind of his
Crue telling me to get them kind of his
Crue telling me to get them kind of his pool and give him back his badger no for
pool and give him back his badger no for
pool and give him back his badger no for you see friends and my friends I mean
you see friends and my friends I mean
you see friends and my friends I mean internet nerds at home on a Friday night
internet nerds at home on a Friday night
internet nerds at home on a Friday night i was living with two couples do you
i was living with two couples do you
i was living with two couples do you ever want to be reminded that you’re
ever want to be reminded that you’re
ever want to be reminded that you’re single live with a couple do you ever
single live with a couple do you ever
single live with a couple do you ever want to be reminded how much you suck
want to be reminded how much you suck
want to be reminded how much you suck for being single live with two couples
for being single live with two couples
for being single live with two couples this is how it plays out there in the
this is how it plays out there in the
this is how it plays out there in the living room they’re cuddling and
living room they’re cuddling and
living room they’re cuddling and snuggling and they’re in pjs and Coco is
snuggling and they’re in pjs and Coco is
snuggling and they’re in pjs and Coco is out and it smells like love and they’re
out and it smells like love and they’re
out and it smells like love and they’re going honey do you love rainbows yes
going honey do you love rainbows yes
going honey do you love rainbows yes honey i love rainbows they look over to
honey i love rainbows they look over to
honey i love rainbows they look over to the other couple of nature man not only
the other couple of nature man not only
the other couple of nature man not only do we love rainbows we love to hear the
do we love rainbows we love to hear the
do we love rainbows we love to hear the babies laugh and they’ll high five and i
babies laugh and they’ll high five and i
babies laugh and they’ll high five and i die inside yes so i broke down I found
die inside yes so i broke down I found
die inside yes so i broke down I found me a hot mama a hoochie baby and I
me a hot mama a hoochie baby and I
me a hot mama a hoochie baby and I brought her over I brought her to meet
brought her over I brought her to meet
brought her over I brought her to meet my roommates and my roommates reacted
my roommates and my roommates reacted
my roommates and my roommates reacted strangely i’m sure you’ve gotten this to
strangely i’m sure you’ve gotten this to
strangely i’m sure you’ve gotten this to one guy who has a girlfriend and a
one guy who has a girlfriend and a
one guy who has a girlfriend and a computer they are like oh she’s
computer they are like oh she’s
computer they are like oh she’s beautiful she’s great she’s wonderful
beautiful she’s great she’s wonderful
beautiful she’s great she’s wonderful she’s amazing what was I dating before
she’s amazing what was I dating before
she’s amazing what was I dating before some sort of bridge troll like hey guys
some sort of bridge troll like hey guys
some sort of bridge troll like hey guys this is my new girlfriend I couldn’t
this is my new girlfriend I couldn’t
this is my new girlfriend I couldn’t answer any of her questions so now we’re
answer any of her questions so now we’re
answer any of her questions so now we’re dating haha I look at her she’s eating
dating haha I look at her she’s eating
dating haha I look at her she’s eating the sconces up don’t eat those fake
the sconces up don’t eat those fake
the sconces up don’t eat those fake flowers they’ll give you gas but here’s
flowers they’ll give you gas but here’s
flowers they’ll give you gas but here’s the worst part I used to be fat like you
the worst part I used to be fat like you
the worst part I used to be fat like you internet nerd or you guy who knows too
internet nerd or you guy who knows too
internet nerd or you guy who knows too much about Babylon 5 yes I could see
much about Babylon 5 yes I could see
much about Babylon 5 yes I could see only stomach and no PP it was bizarre
only stomach and no PP it was bizarre
only stomach and no PP it was bizarre but one day I decided that’s enough I’m
but one day I decided that’s enough I’m
but one day I decided that’s enough I’m getting fit I’m going to exercise that
getting fit I’m going to exercise that
getting fit I’m going to exercise that became a vegetarian and in that time
became a vegetarian and in that time
became a vegetarian and in that time I’ve lost about 120 pounds but my
I’ve lost about 120 pounds but my
I’ve lost about 120 pounds but my girlfriend
girlfriend
girlfriend he’s a chef it’s like a recovering
he’s a chef it’s like a recovering
he’s a chef it’s like a recovering alcoholic dating a keg what do you mean
alcoholic dating a keg what do you mean
alcoholic dating a keg what do you mean you can put fried cheese on pancakes you
you can put fried cheese on pancakes you
you can put fried cheese on pancakes you can dip them in chocolate oh my god no
can dip them in chocolate oh my god no
can dip them in chocolate oh my god no one don’t even need to do it I’m done
one don’t even need to do it I’m done
one don’t even need to do it I’m done for the internet and my soul I’m John
for the internet and my soul I’m John
for the internet and my soul I’m John Hastings have a good day
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