hi this is world famous comedian John Hastings and this is of course
Hastings and this is of course
Hastings and this is of course watchmojo.com ladies and gentlemen today
watchmojo.com ladies and gentlemen today
watchmojo.com ladies and gentlemen today we’re talking about farting farting is
we’re talking about farting farting is
we’re talking about farting farting is something everyone loves it’s the gift
something everyone loves it’s the gift
something everyone loves it’s the gift that keeps on giving back it’s the great
that keeps on giving back it’s the great
that keeps on giving back it’s the great uniter of the world the Queen of England
uniter of the world the Queen of England
uniter of the world the Queen of England Jesus Christ Barack Obama Sarah Palin
Jesus Christ Barack Obama Sarah Palin
Jesus Christ Barack Obama Sarah Palin Stephen Harper they have all passed wind
Stephen Harper they have all passed wind
Stephen Harper they have all passed wind just like the homeless guy just like
just like the homeless guy just like
just like the homeless guy just like your dad just like your grandfather who
your dad just like your grandfather who
your dad just like your grandfather who does a while he’s watching sports and
does a while he’s watching sports and
does a while he’s watching sports and then all the little grandchildren right
then all the little grandchildren right
then all the little grandchildren right out into the field go he farted this is
out into the field go he farted this is
out into the field go he farted this is the thing why is there a war on passing
the thing why is there a war on passing
the thing why is there a war on passing gas why are you so nervous you’re at a
gas why are you so nervous you’re at a
gas why are you so nervous you’re at a date with a pretty girl like that pretty
date with a pretty girl like that pretty
date with a pretty girl like that pretty girl right there let’s say we’re at a
girl right there let’s say we’re at a
girl right there let’s say we’re at a date do you know what I mean and I would
date do you know what I mean and I would
date do you know what I mean and I would walk up to her and we’re sitting and
walk up to her and we’re sitting and
walk up to her and we’re sitting and we’re enjoying our time together and
we’re enjoying our time together and
we’re enjoying our time together and then suddenly the beef burrito I had for
then suddenly the beef burrito I had for
then suddenly the beef burrito I had for lunch it comes back to say hello
lunch it comes back to say hello
lunch it comes back to say hello suddenly the dates over that is bullshit
suddenly the dates over that is bullshit
suddenly the dates over that is bullshit all right listen up it’s natural don’t
all right listen up it’s natural don’t
all right listen up it’s natural don’t like I’m doing walking up dropping trou
like I’m doing walking up dropping trou
like I’m doing walking up dropping trou and dropping a plop in the soup no I’m
and dropping a plop in the soup no I’m
and dropping a plop in the soup no I’m just saying that I’ve eaten something it
just saying that I’ve eaten something it
just saying that I’ve eaten something it might be disagreeing with me or I just
might be disagreeing with me or I just
might be disagreeing with me or I just need a punch line to the joke I just
need a punch line to the joke I just
need a punch line to the joke I just said and suddenly no no it smells bad in
said and suddenly no no it smells bad in
said and suddenly no no it smells bad in here who don’t do it it’s disgusting why
here who don’t do it it’s disgusting why
here who don’t do it it’s disgusting why are you jumping to the air with your
are you jumping to the air with your
are you jumping to the air with your pants down so you can fart my mother’s
pants down so you can fart my mother’s
pants down so you can fart my mother’s face because it’s funny but when you
face because it’s funny but when you
face because it’s funny but when you never could you never could do it
never could you never could do it
never could you never could do it because everyone be all know farting not
because everyone be all know farting not
because everyone be all know farting not farting not that thing not that thing
farting not that thing not that thing
farting not that thing not that thing that everyone does not everyone’s gay so
that everyone does not everyone’s gay so
that everyone does not everyone’s gay so I can understand why some people may be
I can understand why some people may be
I can understand why some people may be like you know what I don’t agree with
like you know what I don’t agree with
like you know what I don’t agree with that I don’t think it’s right not to
that I don’t think it’s right not to
that I don’t think it’s right not to agree with it but I could see the
agree with it but I could see the
agree with it but I could see the somewhat crazy logic I do not see any
somewhat crazy logic I do not see any
somewhat crazy logic I do not see any logic if anyone ever being upset at
logic if anyone ever being upset at
logic if anyone ever being upset at farting you want to know what maybe if
farting you want to know what maybe if
farting you want to know what maybe if we bring farting into the lexicon of
we bring farting into the lexicon of
we bring farting into the lexicon of society maybe that’s the first wall
society maybe that’s the first wall
society maybe that’s the first wall that’s broken down liberal and
that’s broken down liberal and
that’s broken down liberal and conservative will hug together and then
conservative will hug together and then
conservative will hug together and then just as the hug they squeeze each
just as the hug they squeeze each
just as the hug they squeeze each other’s bellies and they both fought
other’s bellies and they both fought
other’s bellies and they both fought many the conservative one goes you know
many the conservative one goes you know
many the conservative one goes you know what maybe we should let these gays
what maybe we should let these gays
what maybe we should let these gays marys and the liberal goes you know what
marys and the liberal goes you know what
marys and the liberal goes you know what that’s probably a good idea it’s a hug
that’s probably a good idea it’s a hug
that’s probably a good idea it’s a hug again and they partner getting new what
again and they partner getting new what
again and they partner getting new what gay marriage in the entire world men we
gay marriage in the entire world men we
gay marriage in the entire world men we should get down to smoking weed because
should get down to smoking weed because
should get down to smoking weed because I got news for you you get high and then
I got news for you you get high and then
I got news for you you get high and then you fart that’s the funniest thing in
you fart that’s the funniest thing in
you fart that’s the funniest thing in the entire world so then we get the
the entire world so then we get the
the entire world so then we get the liberal the conservative we get George W
liberal the conservative we get George W
liberal the conservative we get George W Bush and John McCain and Sarah Palin
Bush and John McCain and Sarah Palin
Bush and John McCain and Sarah Palin brock obama Joe Biden bill can we get
brock obama Joe Biden bill can we get
brock obama Joe Biden bill can we get them a bong we get them some I know
them a bong we get them some I know
them a bong we get them some I know asparagus they fart they get high and it
asparagus they fart they get high and it
asparagus they fart they get high and it solves the world’s problems I don’t
solves the world’s problems I don’t
solves the world’s problems I don’t understand what I’ve been talking about
understand what I’ve been talking about
understand what I’ve been talking about for watchmojo.com and for farting this
for watchmojo.com and for farting this
for watchmojo.com and for farting this has been John Hastings
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