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John’s Rant Of The Day: Barack Obama


welcome to watchmojo.com I’m super

welcome to watchmojo.com I’m super famous comedian John Hastings and Barack

famous comedian John Hastings and Barack

famous comedian John Hastings and Barack Obama’s president of the United States

Obama’s president of the United States

Obama’s president of the United States the very first black man ever elected to

the very first black man ever elected to

the very first black man ever elected to that high of an office in the Democratic

that high of an office in the Democratic

that high of an office in the Democratic world it’s amazing now I for one still a

world it’s amazing now I for one still a

world it’s amazing now I for one still a little nervous the reason is this every

little nervous the reason is this every

little nervous the reason is this every president that’s been elected in the

president that’s been elected in the

president that’s been elected in the recent years has had a little quirk a

recent years has had a little quirk a

recent years has had a little quirk a little huh little yeah that when he got

little huh little yeah that when he got

little huh little yeah that when he got elected came out and became the major

elected came out and became the major

elected came out and became the major problem of his presidency for example

problem of his presidency for example

problem of his presidency for example when george w bush was getting elected

when george w bush was getting elected

when george w bush was getting elected it was discussed that he may have done

it was discussed that he may have done

it was discussed that he may have done so much cocaine and drank so much that

so much cocaine and drank so much that

so much cocaine and drank so much that he was now a war on what’s been the

he was now a war on what’s been the

he was now a war on what’s been the problem in that country for the last

problem in that country for the last

problem in that country for the last eight years he’s stupid and he’s hitched

eight years he’s stupid and he’s hitched

eight years he’s stupid and he’s hitched the economy to the back of a mustang and

the economy to the back of a mustang and

the economy to the back of a mustang and he’s launching it off into the

he’s launching it off into the

he’s launching it off into the apocalypse yeah and then Bill Clinton

apocalypse yeah and then Bill Clinton

apocalypse yeah and then Bill Clinton when bill clinton was president what

when bill clinton was president what

when bill clinton was president what would everyone say about Bill Clinton

would everyone say about Bill Clinton

would everyone say about Bill Clinton well they said oh he may like to hump a

well they said oh he may like to hump a

well they said oh he may like to hump a lot of girls and what was the problem

lot of girls and what was the problem

lot of girls and what was the problem when he was president he humped

when he was president he humped

when he was president he humped everything that moved I know what you’re

everything that moved I know what you’re

everything that moved I know what you’re thinking they didn’t have to move or

thinking they didn’t have to move or

thinking they didn’t have to move or both clever but now Barack Obama what

both clever but now Barack Obama what

both clever but now Barack Obama what does Barack Obama’s little haha his

does Barack Obama’s little haha his

does Barack Obama’s little haha his little quirk his little quirk is that he

little quirk his little quirk is that he

little quirk his little quirk is that he has stated in two books that he loves LS

has stated in two books that he loves LS

has stated in two books that he loves LS D can we imagine these press conferences

D can we imagine these press conferences

D can we imagine these press conferences ladies and gentlemen ladies and

ladies and gentlemen ladies and

ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen of the United States I’m aware

gentlemen of the United States I’m aware

gentlemen of the United States I’m aware the economy’s in the tank but these tiny

the economy’s in the tank but these tiny

the economy’s in the tank but these tiny leprechauns have assured me that all is

leprechauns have assured me that all is

leprechauns have assured me that all is well now is anyone else feel like

well now is anyone else feel like

well now is anyone else feel like they’re in a union jack flag disco ball

they’re in a union jack flag disco ball

they’re in a union jack flag disco ball or is that just me the rack man oh I

or is that just me the rack man oh I

or is that just me the rack man oh I think I’m hearing with my eyes that’s

think I’m hearing with my eyes that’s

think I’m hearing with my eyes that’s something to worry about ladies and

something to worry about ladies and

something to worry about ladies and gentlemen something to worry about

gentlemen something to worry about

gentlemen something to worry about indeed for the Internet I’m John

indeed for the Internet I’m John

indeed for the Internet I’m John Hastings

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