welcome to watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous comedian John
internationally famous comedian John
internationally famous comedian John Hastings and the recent events of barack
Hastings and the recent events of barack
Hastings and the recent events of barack obama winning the presidency of the
obama winning the presidency of the
obama winning the presidency of the United States based in part to his use
United States based in part to his use
United States based in part to his use of the internet I have come to you
of the internet I have come to you
of the internet I have come to you internet nerds for help for you see I
internet nerds for help for you see I
internet nerds for help for you see I have a dispute with my neighbor and I
have a dispute with my neighbor and I
have a dispute with my neighbor and I didn’t want to be a dick and go to the
didn’t want to be a dick and go to the
didn’t want to be a dick and go to the landlord so I wrote them a letter and
landlord so I wrote them a letter and
landlord so I wrote them a letter and then they wrote me a letter I known in
then they wrote me a letter I known in
then they wrote me a letter I known in this economic crisis time we need to
this economic crisis time we need to
this economic crisis time we need to conserve ink and paper so I’ve brought
conserve ink and paper so I’ve brought
conserve ink and paper so I’ve brought the letters i’m going to read them to
the letters i’m going to read them to
the letters i’m going to read them to you let’s see if we can figure out a
you let’s see if we can figure out a
you let’s see if we can figure out a solution here’s the first letter i could
solution here’s the first letter i could
solution here’s the first letter i could post dear tenants of 3103 saint-antoine
post dear tenants of 3103 saint-antoine
post dear tenants of 3103 saint-antoine please refrain from playing techno music
please refrain from playing techno music
please refrain from playing techno music at five in the morning for I use this
at five in the morning for I use this
at five in the morning for I use this time to drink scotch whiskey watch the
time to drink scotch whiskey watch the
time to drink scotch whiskey watch the television show Frasier or steal food
television show Frasier or steal food
television show Frasier or steal food from my roommates sincerely John
from my roommates sincerely John
from my roommates sincerely John Hastings 3103 saint-antoine and here was
Hastings 3103 saint-antoine and here was
Hastings 3103 saint-antoine and here was their response dear homophobic ghost
their response dear homophobic ghost
their response dear homophobic ghost rapist please stay out of my personal
rapist please stay out of my personal
rapist please stay out of my personal business this is odd because business is
business this is odd because business is
business this is odd because business is spelled with a Z and only one s so with
spelled with a Z and only one s so with
spelled with a Z and only one s so with some buzz pneus stay out of my personal
some buzz pneus stay out of my personal
some buzz pneus stay out of my personal business if you contact me again I’m
business if you contact me again I’m
business if you contact me again I’m going to find you and I’m going to you
going to find you and I’m going to you
going to find you and I’m going to you sincerely the tenants of 3103
sincerely the tenants of 3103
sincerely the tenants of 3103 saint-antoine PS you’re a fag bot well I
saint-antoine PS you’re a fag bot well I
saint-antoine PS you’re a fag bot well I spit in the face of danger friends so i
spit in the face of danger friends so i
spit in the face of danger friends so i can post a retort to their response here
can post a retort to their response here
can post a retort to their response here it is dear tenants of 3 103
it is dear tenants of 3 103
it is dear tenants of 3 103 saint-antoine first off i am not a
saint-antoine first off i am not a
saint-antoine first off i am not a homophobe of course you could know that
homophobe of course you could know that
homophobe of course you could know that from my previous letter because it
from my previous letter because it
from my previous letter because it contained nothing about homosexuals
contained nothing about homosexuals
contained nothing about homosexuals homosexuality or even the letter H
homosexuality or even the letter H
homosexuality or even the letter H secondly it’s impossible to rape a ghost
secondly it’s impossible to rape a ghost
secondly it’s impossible to rape a ghost they are not of this realm for more
they are not of this realm for more
they are not of this realm for more information please consult the movie
information please consult the movie
information please consult the movie aptly titled ghost now your spelling
aptly titled ghost now your spelling
aptly titled ghost now your spelling atrocious business is spelled with 3 s’s
atrocious business is spelled with 3 s’s
atrocious business is spelled with 3 s’s one right after that you and a trail of
one right after that you and a trail of
one right after that you and a trail of them continuing towards the next period
them continuing towards the next period
them continuing towards the next period now you try to threaten me with the
now you try to threaten me with the
now you try to threaten me with the phrase I’m going to find you and I’m
phrase I’m going to find you and I’m
phrase I’m going to find you and I’m going to
going to
going to q this is not that threatening you might
q this is not that threatening you might
q this is not that threatening you might say to a pretty girl like hey maybe
say to a pretty girl like hey maybe
say to a pretty girl like hey maybe later I could find you and I could you
later I could find you and I could you
later I could find you and I could you and you do it it’d be sweet know if you
and you do it it’d be sweet know if you
and you do it it’d be sweet know if you wanted to threaten me you could say
wanted to threaten me you could say
wanted to threaten me you could say something along the lines of hey maybe
something along the lines of hey maybe
something along the lines of hey maybe later I could find you and stick you in
later I could find you and stick you in
later I could find you and stick you in a tiny crawl space forcing you to watch
a tiny crawl space forcing you to watch
a tiny crawl space forcing you to watch the television show blossom until you
the television show blossom until you
the television show blossom until you rip out your own eyes saying whoa
rip out your own eyes saying whoa
rip out your own eyes saying whoa finally you ended your letter by calling
finally you ended your letter by calling
finally you ended your letter by calling me a fag bot let me ask you something
me a fag bot let me ask you something
me a fag bot let me ask you something Frank are you developing gay robots does
Frank are you developing gay robots does
Frank are you developing gay robots does this explain the techno music please get
this explain the techno music please get
this explain the techno music please get back to me John Hastings 3103
back to me John Hastings 3103
back to me John Hastings 3103 saint-antoine that was the
saint-antoine that was the
saint-antoine that was the letter-writing joke ladies and gentlemen
letter-writing joke ladies and gentlemen
letter-writing joke ladies and gentlemen I hope you enjoyed it hope you had a
I hope you enjoyed it hope you had a
I hope you enjoyed it hope you had a great time you’re a great audience and
great time you’re a great audience and
great time you’re a great audience and for the Internet I’m John Hastings
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