what’s up 10 gifs and internet nerds it’s Johnny Johnny Hastings here
it’s Johnny Johnny Hastings here
it’s Johnny Johnny Hastings here watchmojo.com I’m going to fire up some
watchmojo.com I’m going to fire up some
watchmojo.com I’m going to fire up some rant for your word holes here we go
rant for your word holes here we go
rant for your word holes here we go what’s the topic it’s texting I know
what’s the topic it’s texting I know
what’s the topic it’s texting I know right now you’re just revving up a good
right now you’re just revving up a good
right now you’re just revving up a good old game a world of warcraft I’m
old game a world of warcraft I’m
old game a world of warcraft I’m thinking I need to text read tell him to
thinking I need to text read tell him to
thinking I need to text read tell him to bring over some Cheetos well guess what
bring over some Cheetos well guess what
bring over some Cheetos well guess what buddy texting is not as fun as you think
buddy texting is not as fun as you think
buddy texting is not as fun as you think it might be yes it’s a great way to
it might be yes it’s a great way to
it might be yes it’s a great way to communicate with your thumbs and it’s a
communicate with your thumbs and it’s a
communicate with your thumbs and it’s a fun way to use your phone in a way that
fun way to use your phone in a way that
fun way to use your phone in a way that wasn’t built for but here is the problem
wasn’t built for but here is the problem
wasn’t built for but here is the problem with the texting is that you learn stuff
with the texting is that you learn stuff
with the texting is that you learn stuff about your friends you don’t think you
about your friends you don’t think you
about your friends you don’t think you ever really wanted to know for example I
ever really wanted to know for example I
ever really wanted to know for example I will tell you a story a couple of weeks
will tell you a story a couple of weeks
will tell you a story a couple of weeks back I was helping a buddy move and we
back I was helping a buddy move and we
back I was helping a buddy move and we pack in a box is number saying all those
pack in a box is number saying all those
pack in a box is number saying all those are the delegates and he says I need me
are the delegates and he says I need me
are the delegates and he says I need me to get something for me out of my garage
to get something for me out of my garage
to get something for me out of my garage and so he puts the key little garage
and so he puts the key little garage
and so he puts the key little garage right there in my hand go like this for
right there in my hand go like this for
right there in my hand go like this for a mistake and I go and put the key in
a mistake and I go and put the key in
a mistake and I go and put the key in the lock and the key doesn’t work what
the lock and the key doesn’t work what
the lock and the key doesn’t work what it do what did he do I will go and walk
it do what did he do I will go and walk
it do what did he do I will go and walk up three stairs and talk to my friend
up three stairs and talk to my friend
up three stairs and talk to my friend now screw that I got facebook I don’t
now screw that I got facebook I don’t
now screw that I got facebook I don’t need to interact in real time so what I
need to interact in real time so what I
need to interact in real time so what I do is I break up my cell phone and I
do is I break up my cell phone and I
do is I break up my cell phone and I send him up at e-bomb t bomb I learned
send him up at e-bomb t bomb I learned
send him up at e-bomb t bomb I learned that at a high school where I was
that at a high school where I was
that at a high school where I was visiting my girlfriend just kidding she
visiting my girlfriend just kidding she
visiting my girlfriend just kidding she dropped out for me anyway so I thought
dropped out for me anyway so I thought
dropped out for me anyway so I thought mighty bomb fired up real nice and I get
mighty bomb fired up real nice and I get
mighty bomb fired up real nice and I get down there with my thumbs and I go hey
down there with my thumbs and I go hey
down there with my thumbs and I go hey man the keys don’t work that was my
man the keys don’t work that was my
man the keys don’t work that was my message hey man the keys don’t work but
message hey man the keys don’t work but
message hey man the keys don’t work but here is the rub my friends I have a very
here is the rub my friends I have a very
here is the rub my friends I have a very futuristic cell phone i actually have a
futuristic cell phone i actually have a
futuristic cell phone i actually have a little man who lives inside my phone and
little man who lives inside my phone and
little man who lives inside my phone and his job is to read my text messages and
his job is to read my text messages and
his job is to read my text messages and decide what words would be better than
decide what words would be better than
decide what words would be better than the words i have chosen and change those
the words i have chosen and change those
the words i have chosen and change those words without ever letting me know so my
words without ever letting me know so my
words without ever letting me know so my message magically transforms from hey
message magically transforms from hey
message magically transforms from hey man the keys don’t work too hey man the
man the keys don’t work too hey man the
man the keys don’t work too hey man the Jews don’t work send to which my friend
Jews don’t work send to which my friend
Jews don’t work send to which my friend horrifyingly reply just yell at them and
horrifyingly reply just yell at them and
horrifyingly reply just yell at them and they will what the is in that garage is
they will what the is in that garage is
they will what the is in that garage is it bagels I hope it’s bagels
it bagels I hope it’s bagels
it bagels I hope it’s bagels was that rant racist a little bit but
was that rant racist a little bit but
was that rant racist a little bit but now I’m diffusing the tension bus
now I’m diffusing the tension bus
now I’m diffusing the tension bus singing off-key cuz nothing is racist
singing off-key cuz nothing is racist
singing off-key cuz nothing is racist when it’s followed by a song jazz hands
when it’s followed by a song jazz hands
when it’s followed by a song jazz hands watchmojo.com John Hastings you have
watchmojo.com John Hastings you have
watchmojo.com John Hastings you have yourselves a day you
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