shot shot shot cha cha cha cha cha ladies and gentleman welcome to
ladies and gentleman welcome to
ladies and gentleman welcome to watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous comedian Johnny J balls Hastings and
comedian Johnny J balls Hastings and
comedian Johnny J balls Hastings and welcome to rants with John Hastings
welcome to rants with John Hastings
welcome to rants with John Hastings we’re talking about something near and
we’re talking about something near and
we’re talking about something near and dear to my heart is it puppies is it the
dear to my heart is it puppies is it the
dear to my heart is it puppies is it the smile of a young lady no it is booze it
smile of a young lady no it is booze it
smile of a young lady no it is booze it is alcohol old Johnny truth serum old
is alcohol old Johnny truth serum old
is alcohol old Johnny truth serum old lady pant remover mr. alcohol and I’m
lady pant remover mr. alcohol and I’m
lady pant remover mr. alcohol and I’m talking about it because someone needs
talking about it because someone needs
talking about it because someone needs to get behind alcohol there’s a group
to get behind alcohol there’s a group
to get behind alcohol there’s a group right now going to various governments
right now going to various governments
right now going to various governments around the world saying alcohol should
around the world saying alcohol should
around the world saying alcohol should be made illegal alcohol is bad for you
be made illegal alcohol is bad for you
be made illegal alcohol is bad for you and has killed more people than cocaine
and has killed more people than cocaine
and has killed more people than cocaine heroin and marijuana combined well I’ve
heroin and marijuana combined well I’ve
heroin and marijuana combined well I’ve got some news for you ladies and
got some news for you ladies and
got some news for you ladies and gentlemen I wouldn’t did some research
gentlemen I wouldn’t did some research
gentlemen I wouldn’t did some research on this subject and I found that their
on this subject and I found that their
on this subject and I found that their research to be flawed let’s walk through
research to be flawed let’s walk through
research to be flawed let’s walk through together I got some marijuana I’ve
together I got some marijuana I’ve
together I got some marijuana I’ve shoved it in a ball I call my bong to
shoved it in a ball I call my bong to
shoved it in a ball I call my bong to squid because it’s actually a squid and
squid because it’s actually a squid and
squid because it’s actually a squid and I smoked it and then I stared up at a
I smoked it and then I stared up at a
I smoked it and then I stared up at a water tower in front oh man will be
water tower in front oh man will be
water tower in front oh man will be lovely to take a nap up there then I
lovely to take a nap up there then I
lovely to take a nap up there then I just ate a pizza and fell asleep my own
just ate a pizza and fell asleep my own
just ate a pizza and fell asleep my own drool no death for John John John and
drool no death for John John John and
drool no death for John John John and then for two and a half years in the
then for two and a half years in the
then for two and a half years in the previous time in my life I would do a
previous time in my life I would do a
previous time in my life I would do a line or two of cocaine every four
line or two of cocaine every four
line or two of cocaine every four minutes for an entire span of a night
minutes for an entire span of a night
minutes for an entire span of a night and every once in a while you just end
and every once in a while you just end
and every once in a while you just end up staring in a glass coffee table
up staring in a glass coffee table
up staring in a glass coffee table thinking home man I’d like to use that
thinking home man I’d like to use that
thinking home man I’d like to use that as a trampoline but you don’t you just
as a trampoline but you don’t you just
as a trampoline but you don’t you just talk about it for 17 hours only to
talk about it for 17 hours only to
talk about it for 17 hours only to realize hey there’s no coffee table in
realize hey there’s no coffee table in
realize hey there’s no coffee table in this room whose apartment is this anyway
this room whose apartment is this anyway
this room whose apartment is this anyway and yes every once in a while me and
and yes every once in a while me and
and yes every once in a while me and producer Veronica Delfino go and get
producer Veronica Delfino go and get
producer Veronica Delfino go and get some Jack Daniels shots and try and pick
some Jack Daniels shots and try and pick
some Jack Daniels shots and try and pick up some cuzos and at that bar I might
up some cuzos and at that bar I might
up some cuzos and at that bar I might spot FL and think hey Veronica I’m gonna
spot FL and think hey Veronica I’m gonna
spot FL and think hey Veronica I’m gonna go tell that guy he’s a faggot for no
go tell that guy he’s a faggot for no
go tell that guy he’s a faggot for no reason and just a good idea good idea
reason and just a good idea good idea
reason and just a good idea good idea and when I walk over and say hey faggot
and when I walk over and say hey faggot
and when I walk over and say hey faggot and he’s too drunk to respond well
and he’s too drunk to respond well
and he’s too drunk to respond well ladies and gentlemen you have never felt
ladies and gentlemen you have never felt
ladies and gentlemen you have never felt more alive in your life which is where
more alive in your life which is where
more alive in your life which is where the argument falls apart for my liver
the argument falls apart for my liver
the argument falls apart for my liver that is bloated and watchmojo.com whose
that is bloated and watchmojo.com whose
that is bloated and watchmojo.com whose ego is bloated I’m internationally
ego is bloated I’m internationally
ego is bloated I’m internationally famous comedian John Hastings drink
famous comedian John Hastings drink
famous comedian John Hastings drink let’s do it
let’s do it
let’s do it you
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