all I can say is welcome to safety core William thank you really happy to have
William thank you really happy to have
William thank you really happy to have you here it’s part of our family but i’m
you here it’s part of our family but i’m
you here it’s part of our family but i’m just going to need to go over a few
just going to need to go over a few
just going to need to go over a few things here for insurance reasons just
things here for insurance reasons just
things here for insurance reasons just to make sure that everything’s official
to make sure that everything’s official
to make sure that everything’s official that okay with you no problem great you
that okay with you no problem great you
that okay with you no problem great you know you look like a healthy young man
know you look like a healthy young man
know you look like a healthy young man i’m sure this will only take a few
i’m sure this will only take a few
i’m sure this will only take a few minutes the sooner the better i can’t
minutes the sooner the better i can’t
minutes the sooner the better i can’t wait to get started that does the
wait to get started that does the
wait to get started that does the attitude that got you hired here you
attitude that got you hired here you
attitude that got you hired here you know we’re going to take this
know we’re going to take this
know we’re going to take this opportunity to introduce you to the rest
opportunity to introduce you to the rest
opportunity to introduce you to the rest of the office gang did you get in here
of the office gang did you get in here
of the office gang did you get in here please okay I guess we’re just going to
please okay I guess we’re just going to
please okay I guess we’re just going to start with the basics here what’s your
start with the basics here what’s your
start with the basics here what’s your age 26 and any allergies nope on any
age 26 and any allergies nope on any
age 26 and any allergies nope on any medication nope other than the
medication nope other than the
medication nope other than the occasional tylenol you know if they’re
occasional tylenol you know if they’re
occasional tylenol you know if they’re big night out nothing you know I see
big night out nothing you know I see
big night out nothing you know I see what do you say that you drink between
what do you say that you drink between
what do you say that you drink between four to six seven to 10 11 or more
four to six seven to 10 11 or more
four to six seven to 10 11 or more alcoholic beverages per day those
alcoholic beverages per day those
alcoholic beverages per day those options seem a bit high don’t they hi I
options seem a bit high don’t they hi I
options seem a bit high don’t they hi I guess I’m the one asking the wrong
guess I’m the one asking the wrong
guess I’m the one asking the wrong questions aren’t I please answer with a
questions aren’t I please answer with a
questions aren’t I please answer with a frequency in the amount of use of the
frequency in the amount of use of the
frequency in the amount of use of the following substances poppers really is i
following substances poppers really is i
following substances poppers really is i mean is this a probe cocaine wut rip
mean is this a probe cocaine wut rip
mean is this a probe cocaine wut rip whippets paint thinner marijuana listen
whippets paint thinner marijuana listen
whippets paint thinner marijuana listen I don’t do any of these things I let
I don’t do any of these things I let
I don’t do any of these things I let several reasons a sight I just don’t
several reasons a sight I just don’t
several reasons a sight I just don’t like the thought of putting something in
like the thought of putting something in
like the thought of putting something in my mouth that other people have already
my mouth that other people have already
my mouth that other people have already you know touchy a so we’re worried about
you know touchy a so we’re worried about
you know touchy a so we’re worried about contracting communicable diseases please
contracting communicable diseases please
contracting communicable diseases please confirm the presence of the following
confirm the presence of the following
confirm the presence of the following gonorrhea herpes simplex one and two is
gonorrhea herpes simplex one and two is
gonorrhea herpes simplex one and two is this normal people crabs what I don’t
this normal people crabs what I don’t
this normal people crabs what I don’t even like seafood why not allergies
even like seafood why not allergies
even like seafood why not allergies according to you answers earlier
according to you answers earlier
according to you answers earlier Williams you said you had no allergies I
Williams you said you had no allergies I
Williams you said you had no allergies I don’t William we don’t take this honesty
don’t William we don’t take this honesty
don’t William we don’t take this honesty lightly in this company I wasn’t even
lightly in this company I wasn’t even
lightly in this company I wasn’t even lying please no more lies I’m sorry we
lying please no more lies I’m sorry we
lying please no more lies I’m sorry we just don’t have a position for you here
just don’t have a position for you here
just don’t have a position for you here anymore
anymore
anymore have to ask you to leave let’s let them
have to ask you to leave let’s let them
have to ask you to leave let’s let them go uninsurable
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