so d and this isn’t the first time that you’ve ever been on WatchMojo hi I’m
you’ve ever been on WatchMojo hi I’m
you’ve ever been on WatchMojo hi I’m John Hastings and welcome to
John Hastings and welcome to
John Hastings and welcome to watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a
watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a
watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a game of Clue with Last Comic Standing is
game of Clue with Last Comic Standing is
game of Clue with Last Comic Standing is the N Smith know it’s not the first time
the N Smith know it’s not the first time
the N Smith know it’s not the first time I’m on watch mojo but we’ve never
I’m on watch mojo but we’ve never
I’m on watch mojo but we’ve never actually talked about one of your other
actually talked about one of your other
actually talked about one of your other abilities you know what I’m referring to
abilities you know what I’m referring to
abilities you know what I’m referring to no your musical talent I’m a musical
no your musical talent I’m a musical
no your musical talent I’m a musical talent I do play the ukulele a little
talent I do play the ukulele a little
talent I do play the ukulele a little bit and I am playing the ukulele in the
bit and I am playing the ukulele in the
bit and I am playing the ukulele in the show that I’m doing now I wouldn’t say
show that I’m doing now I wouldn’t say
show that I’m doing now I wouldn’t say that have musical talent I would say
that have musical talent I would say
that have musical talent I would say that I have learned four chords and I
that I have learned four chords and I
that I have learned four chords and I have figured out how to arrange them in
have figured out how to arrange them in
have figured out how to arrange them in such a way that it looks as though I
such a way that it looks as though I
such a way that it looks as though I have musical talent here’s a little
have musical talent here’s a little
have musical talent here’s a little story about an Australian cafe I ordered
story about an Australian cafe I ordered
story about an Australian cafe I ordered a glass of water but instead of just
a glass of water but instead of just
a glass of water but instead of just saying okay the waiter said no worries
saying okay the waiter said no worries
saying okay the waiter said no worries ma’am which I guess was polite but to my
ma’am which I guess was polite but to my
ma’am which I guess was polite but to my North American ears it just didn’t sound
North American ears it just didn’t sound
North American ears it just didn’t sound quite right I mean it’s just a glass of
quite right I mean it’s just a glass of
quite right I mean it’s just a glass of water I’m not worried about it I’m not
water I’m not worried about it I’m not
water I’m not worried about it I’m not worried about it at all now are you
worried about it at all now are you
worried about it at all now are you still spending half the time in
still spending half the time in
still spending half the time in Australia and half the time here in
Australia and half the time here in
Australia and half the time here in Canada pretty much yeah that’s what’s
Canada pretty much yeah that’s what’s
Canada pretty much yeah that’s what’s been going on do you know some
been going on do you know some
been going on do you know some similarities between the audiences no I
similarities between the audiences no I
similarities between the audiences no I think they’re totally the same pretty
think they’re totally the same pretty
think they’re totally the same pretty much the same I mean Canada and
much the same I mean Canada and
much the same I mean Canada and Australia have similar sized populations
Australia have similar sized populations
Australia have similar sized populations they’re both not the US and they both
they’re both not the US and they both
they’re both not the US and they both kind of define themselves by not being
kind of define themselves by not being
kind of define themselves by not being the US and they drink a lot I don’t know
the US and they drink a lot I don’t know
the US and they drink a lot I don’t know I think your comments people are happy
I think your comments people are happy
I think your comments people are happy people like to have fun everywhere I
people like to have fun everywhere I
people like to have fun everywhere I think you have a full hour show with new
think you have a full hour show with new
think you have a full hour show with new material can you tell us a little bit
material can you tell us a little bit
material can you tell us a little bit about it I have a new show called about
about it I have a new show called about
about it I have a new show called about frickin time
frickin time
frickin time which is very loosely based on the theme
which is very loosely based on the theme
which is very loosely based on the theme of time I should probably explain what I
of time I should probably explain what I
of time I should probably explain what I mean by time before we first before we
mean by time before we first before we
mean by time before we first before we get begin um the present is the most
get begin um the present is the most
get begin um the present is the most real perception of time but almost all
real perception of time but almost all
real perception of time but almost all that we perceive as the present is
that we perceive as the present is
that we perceive as the present is already past the past is of course
already past the past is of course
already past the past is of course nothing more than an illusion created by
nothing more than an illusion created by
nothing more than an illusion created by our memories which we use as a pattern
our memories which we use as a pattern
our memories which we use as a pattern to fabricate our mental construct of the
to fabricate our mental construct of the
to fabricate our mental construct of the future it’s possible that time as
future it’s possible that time as
future it’s possible that time as perceived by our primitive minds
perceived by our primitive minds
perceived by our primitive minds struggling to make
struggling to make
struggling to make sense of the continually changing world
sense of the continually changing world
sense of the continually changing world around us may not even exist at the most
around us may not even exist at the most
around us may not even exist at the most fundamental level of physical reality
fundamental level of physical reality
fundamental level of physical reality you guys ready to have a good time
you guys ready to have a good time
you guys ready to have a good time if someone wants a compliment she was
if someone wants a compliment she was
if someone wants a compliment she was the best thing that they can do or say
the best thing that they can do or say
the best thing that they can do or say during or after the show during six and
during or after the show during six and
during or after the show during six and half minutes of bonus hilarity people
half minutes of bonus hilarity people
half minutes of bonus hilarity people can shout out anything I once had a 76
can shout out anything I once had a 76
can shout out anything I once had a 76 year old woman called Bernadette she
year old woman called Bernadette she
year old woman called Bernadette she just shouted out I’m enjoying the show
just shouted out I’m enjoying the show
just shouted out I’m enjoying the show thank you and um that’s good that feels
thank you and um that’s good that feels
thank you and um that’s good that feels like a lot of validation I like one
like a lot of validation I like one
like a lot of validation I like one middle-aged to older ladies like last
middle-aged to older ladies like last
middle-aged to older ladies like last night this happened I was leaving and a
night this happened I was leaving and a
night this happened I was leaving and a woman had me on the arm she it’s really
woman had me on the arm she it’s really
woman had me on the arm she it’s really good keep it up I was like thanks mom
good keep it up I was like thanks mom
good keep it up I was like thanks mom that’s how that felt to me and I like
that’s how that felt to me and I like
that’s how that felt to me and I like that do you have any advice for all of
that do you have any advice for all of
that do you have any advice for all of us as we’re heading into the future
us as we’re heading into the future
us as we’re heading into the future because we all are advice as we head
because we all are advice as we head
because we all are advice as we head into the future just hang on it’ll
into the future just hang on it’ll
into the future just hang on it’ll probably be okay probably what if
probably be okay probably what if
probably be okay probably what if despite the fact I’m a moderately
despite the fact I’m a moderately
despite the fact I’m a moderately successful comedian and I had a lot of
successful comedian and I had a lot of
successful comedian and I had a lot of friends I’m in a healthy relationship
friends I’m in a healthy relationship
friends I’m in a healthy relationship what if I never overcome the
what if I never overcome the
what if I never overcome the psychological damage I experienced in
psychological damage I experienced in
psychological damage I experienced in childhood not that I’m blaming my
childhood not that I’m blaming my
childhood not that I’m blaming my parents I mean they come from their own
parents I mean they come from their own
parents I mean they come from their own dysfunctional backgrounds and they just
dysfunctional backgrounds and they just
dysfunctional backgrounds and they just did the gosh-darn best they could with
did the gosh-darn best they could with
did the gosh-darn best they could with the crappy handle I felt to them
the crappy handle I felt to them
the crappy handle I felt to them whatever always stay afraid and I label
whatever always stay afraid and I label
whatever always stay afraid and I label myself and my feelings as somehow wrong
myself and my feelings as somehow wrong
myself and my feelings as somehow wrong while assuming that everyone else the
while assuming that everyone else the
while assuming that everyone else the world is somehow right so that even
world is somehow right so that even
world is somehow right so that even though my heart yearns for something
though my heart yearns for something
though my heart yearns for something deeper my connections with other people
deeper my connections with other people
deeper my connections with other people ultimately feel kind of superficial
ultimately feel kind of superficial
ultimately feel kind of superficial because isolate myself well thank you so
because isolate myself well thank you so
because isolate myself well thank you so much it’s so great to have you on again
much it’s so great to have you on again
much it’s so great to have you on again thanks for having me watchmojo.com
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