how many of you if I looked at your boyfriend or husband at one point or
boyfriend or husband at one point or
boyfriend or husband at one point or another and said oh you’re acting like
another and said oh you’re acting like
another and said oh you’re acting like an idiot he’s not acting Andrew gross is
an idiot he’s not acting Andrew gross is
an idiot he’s not acting Andrew gross is a man who’s baffled by life and the
a man who’s baffled by life and the
a man who’s baffled by life and the opposite sex hi I’m Veronica
opposite sex hi I’m Veronica
opposite sex hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re sitting
watchmojo.com and today we’re sitting
watchmojo.com and today we’re sitting down with this comedy veteran you know
down with this comedy veteran you know
down with this comedy veteran you know you wouldn’t know just to listen Jimmy
you wouldn’t know just to listen Jimmy
you wouldn’t know just to listen Jimmy talk right off the top there folks you
talk right off the top there folks you
talk right off the top there folks you know the anger and the potty mouth but
know the anger and the potty mouth but
know the anger and the potty mouth but I’m actually quite happy to be here most
I’m actually quite happy to be here most
I’m actually quite happy to be here most of your acts involved relationships
of your acts involved relationships
of your acts involved relationships between men and women why do you think
between men and women why do you think
between men and women why do you think this is something that everyone can
this is something that everyone can
this is something that everyone can laugh at I think everybody is dubbed
laugh at I think everybody is dubbed
laugh at I think everybody is dubbed that’s what I think so you make a lot of
that’s what I think so you make a lot of
that’s what I think so you make a lot of fun of your wife and most of your
fun of your wife and most of your
fun of your wife and most of your performances do you think that marriage
performances do you think that marriage
performances do you think that marriage life is your biggest inspiration
life is your biggest inspiration
life is your biggest inspiration absolutely it is actually my wife writes
absolutely it is actually my wife writes
absolutely it is actually my wife writes my act with me so that’s the reason we
my act with me so that’s the reason we
my act with me so that’s the reason we probably stick to her as a topic for the
probably stick to her as a topic for the
probably stick to her as a topic for the most part but yet we’re writing partners
most part but yet we’re writing partners
most part but yet we’re writing partners and as I say as your marriage progresses
and as I say as your marriage progresses
and as I say as your marriage progresses so does your material because you have
so does your material because you have
so does your material because you have children and they grow up and things
children and they grow up and things
children and they grow up and things happened and it’s always inspiration for
happened and it’s always inspiration for
happened and it’s always inspiration for new material married sex is like a
new material married sex is like a
new material married sex is like a beautiful book that’s what it is it’s a
beautiful book that’s what it is it’s a
beautiful book that’s what it is it’s a beautifully well-written book that you
beautifully well-written book that you
beautifully well-written book that you found as a single man you fell in love
found as a single man you fell in love
found as a single man you fell in love with the story after reading it just
with the story after reading it just
with the story after reading it just once or twice and now you could read
once or twice and now you could read
once or twice and now you could read that book you took her home sheriff so
that book you took her home sheriff so
that book you took her home sheriff so you could read it every night and then
you could read it every night and then
you could read it every night and then that’s what married sex is reading that
that’s what married sex is reading that
that’s what married sex is reading that beautiful book every night it’s it’s the
beautiful book every night it’s it’s the
beautiful book every night it’s it’s the same book though you’ve read the book it
same book though you’ve read the book it
same book though you’ve read the book it doesn’t change much it doesn’t change it
doesn’t change much it doesn’t change it
doesn’t change much it doesn’t change it all well sometimes it gets thicker but
all well sometimes it gets thicker but
all well sometimes it gets thicker but it’s the same story single sex is like a
it’s the same story single sex is like a
it’s the same story single sex is like a book to its like paperback with no cover
book to its like paperback with no cover
book to its like paperback with no cover hey you picked it up somewhere all right
hey you picked it up somewhere all right
hey you picked it up somewhere all right fellas who remembers you know it has no
fellas who remembers you know it has no
fellas who remembers you know it has no cover you don’t even know what you were
cover you don’t even know what you were
cover you don’t even know what you were hoping for romance but it can easily be
hoping for romance but it can easily be
hoping for romance but it can easily be horror tragedy in your performances he
horror tragedy in your performances he
horror tragedy in your performances he recounts stories that have happened to
recounts stories that have happened to
recounts stories that have happened to you have these really happen to you or
you have these really happen to you or
you have these really happen to you or do you really exaggerate well that’s
do you really exaggerate well that’s
do you really exaggerate well that’s like asking a magician where the rapids
like asking a magician where the rapids
like asking a magician where the rapids hidden they’re real for the most part
hidden they’re real for the most part
hidden they’re real for the most part they’re embellished I take artistic
they’re embellished I take artistic
they’re embellished I take artistic license with them well you know what
license with them well you know what
license with them well you know what that story is not true i wrote it for
that story is not true i wrote it for
that story is not true i wrote it for just for last twelve goddamn years ago
just for last twelve goddamn years ago
just for last twelve goddamn years ago it’s the only thing I’m good tonight
it’s the only thing I’m good tonight
it’s the only thing I’m good tonight it’s a line it doesn’t even make sense
it’s a line it doesn’t even make sense
it’s a line it doesn’t even make sense why would I be sharp
why would I be sharp
why would I be sharp my wife so now as a married man we are
my wife so now as a married man we are
my wife so now as a married man we are looking to you for some advice what’s
looking to you for some advice what’s
looking to you for some advice what’s your words of wisdom to all the single
your words of wisdom to all the single
your words of wisdom to all the single men out there I’m not really sure how
men out there I’m not really sure how
men out there I’m not really sure how anyone meets women these days to be
anyone meets women these days to be
anyone meets women these days to be perfectly honest with you because I’ll
perfectly honest with you because I’ll
perfectly honest with you because I’ll work in clubs and and get on bars and
work in clubs and and get on bars and
work in clubs and and get on bars and that kind of thing so I see single
that kind of thing so I see single
that kind of thing so I see single people milling around but I don’t know
people milling around but I don’t know
people milling around but I don’t know how they actually hook up I’m told by
how they actually hook up I’m told by
how they actually hook up I’m told by late night TV they do it online but
late night TV they do it online but
late night TV they do it online but that’s all I know how many guys would
that’s all I know how many guys would
that’s all I know how many guys would consider their wife to be their very
consider their wife to be their very
consider their wife to be their very best friend and from a married man
best friend and from a married man
best friend and from a married man what’s your words of advice to get her
what’s your words of advice to get her
what’s your words of advice to get her into the mood for sex we have to finish
into the mood for sex we have to finish
into the mood for sex we have to finish that sentence what’s the best way to get
that sentence what’s the best way to get
that sentence what’s the best way to get somebody in the mood for sex I found
somebody in the mood for sex I found
somebody in the mood for sex I found after 18 years of marriage just Pam I
after 18 years of marriage just Pam I
after 18 years of marriage just Pam I think that’s just yeah say sex now I
think that’s just yeah say sex now I
think that’s just yeah say sex now I think it’s funny that you didn’t say sex
think it’s funny that you didn’t say sex
think it’s funny that you didn’t say sex sex what do you have prepared for the
sex what do you have prepared for the
sex what do you have prepared for the future in comedy kraft dinner the
future in comedy kraft dinner the
future in comedy kraft dinner the canadian comedians if we’re being honest
canadian comedians if we’re being honest
canadian comedians if we’re being honest we want to flat out the stage we want to
we want to flat out the stage we want to
we want to flat out the stage we want to live in LA for like five years of a
live in LA for like five years of a
live in LA for like five years of a successful sitcom come back at a cottage
successful sitcom come back at a cottage
successful sitcom come back at a cottage in Kelowna with internet without to be
in Kelowna with internet without to be
in Kelowna with internet without to be perfect well thank you for all that
perfect well thank you for all that
perfect well thank you for all that advice and good luck with everything in
advice and good luck with everything in
advice and good luck with everything in the future well thank you so much
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