after i have a honda civic I was actually talking about it when i was
actually talking about it when i was
actually talking about it when i was when i was down in the deep south and
when i was down in the deep south and
when i was down in the deep south and the sky like olson he’s like why did you
the sky like olson he’s like why did you
the sky like olson he’s like why did you Bob for car I’m like you know why I’ll
Bob for car I’m like you know why I’ll
Bob for car I’m like you know why I’ll buy an American car when the Japanese
buy an American car when the Japanese
buy an American car when the Japanese build one your comedy career began in
build one your comedy career began in
build one your comedy career began in Baltimore in a club where the mic was
Baltimore in a club where the mic was
Baltimore in a club where the mic was broken what was it that led you up to
broken what was it that led you up to
broken what was it that led you up to this point I’m at the beach in Maryland
this point I’m at the beach in Maryland
this point I’m at the beach in Maryland ocean city maryland and am Ultimo I’m
ocean city maryland and am Ultimo I’m
ocean city maryland and am Ultimo I’m trying to think what do I’d like to do
trying to think what do I’d like to do
trying to think what do I’d like to do what am I good at and what do I enjoy
what am I good at and what do I enjoy
what am I good at and what do I enjoy something happens like a stroller falls
something happens like a stroller falls
something happens like a stroller falls over somebody drops their pizza or
over somebody drops their pizza or
over somebody drops their pizza or whatever and I turned these two girls
whatever and I turned these two girls
whatever and I turned these two girls that are walking this way and I was like
that are walking this way and I was like
that are walking this way and I was like blobbity blobbity blah and they start
blobbity blobbity blah and they start
blobbity blobbity blah and they start laughing right and if somebody else over
laughing right and if somebody else over
laughing right and if somebody else over here is it they start laughing and then
here is it they start laughing and then
here is it they start laughing and then I realize like that’s it like that’s
I realize like that’s it like that’s
I realize like that’s it like that’s what I do and Kentucky they’re like
what I do and Kentucky they’re like
what I do and Kentucky they’re like trooper shot and I not heard that thing
trooper shot and I not heard that thing
trooper shot and I not heard that thing they got that an error their queen do
they got that an error their queen do
they got that an error their queen do you have any tricks to seducing the
you have any tricks to seducing the
you have any tricks to seducing the opposite sex now that you’re single
opposite sex now that you’re single
opposite sex now that you’re single shaday have some chloroform I need to
shaday have some chloroform I need to
shaday have some chloroform I need to learn like from like the French
learn like from like the French
learn like from like the French québécois guys like see what they’re
québécois guys like see what they’re
québécois guys like see what they’re doing their girl smooth you know like go
doing their girl smooth you know like go
doing their girl smooth you know like go get some cafe meanwhile I’m like you
get some cafe meanwhile I’m like you
get some cafe meanwhile I’m like you won’t get a refill hey let’s go to the
won’t get a refill hey let’s go to the
won’t get a refill hey let’s go to the bowling alley got time to fart so it
bowling alley got time to fart so it
bowling alley got time to fart so it like goes with the same bowling pins
like goes with the same bowling pins
like goes with the same bowling pins going curse smash the Allison name where
going curse smash the Allison name where
going curse smash the Allison name where are you going come on about use tweetie
are you going come on about use tweetie
are you going come on about use tweetie bird shirt you notice a huge difference
bird shirt you notice a huge difference
bird shirt you notice a huge difference between northern audiences and southern
between northern audiences and southern
between northern audiences and southern audiences I think there’s two lines I
audiences I think there’s two lines I
audiences I think there’s two lines I think there’s the mason-dixon line which
think there’s the mason-dixon line which
think there’s the mason-dixon line which separates the north in the south of the
separates the north in the south of the
separates the north in the south of the u.s. and then there’s the Canadian
u.s. and then there’s the Canadian
u.s. and then there’s the Canadian American border I told the audience when
American border I told the audience when
American border I told the audience when I was in Ottawa is like you watch I’m
I was in Ottawa is like you watch I’m
I was in Ottawa is like you watch I’m like I’m gonna be in florida in three
like I’m gonna be in florida in three
like I’m gonna be in florida in three weeks and I’m gonna do that exact same
weeks and I’m gonna do that exact same
weeks and I’m gonna do that exact same joke the same way I just told it and
joke the same way I just told it and
joke the same way I just told it and nobody’s gonna get it and they’re just
nobody’s gonna get it and they’re just
nobody’s gonna get it and they’re just like no no I’m like you watch and i
like no no I’m like you watch and i
like no no I’m like you watch and i videotaped it i actually videotape
videotaped it i actually videotape
videotaped it i actually videotape myself doing that same
myself doing that same
myself doing that same in Florida and nobody laughed do you
in Florida and nobody laughed do you
in Florida and nobody laughed do you have any tricks to warming up a cold
have any tricks to warming up a cold
have any tricks to warming up a cold audience pull your balls out at always
audience pull your balls out at always
audience pull your balls out at always yeah do you pull your balls out that
yeah do you pull your balls out that
yeah do you pull your balls out that pretty much that’s a very strong
pretty much that’s a very strong
pretty much that’s a very strong delineation you know the people that are
delineation you know the people that are
delineation you know the people that are cheering cool people that walk out and
cheering cool people that walk out and
cheering cool people that walk out and they weren’t going to be fun anyway
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