the baby boo yeah hmm okay so tell me what is it like to be one of the few
what is it like to be one of the few
what is it like to be one of the few morning comics yeah that’s right because
morning comics yeah that’s right because
morning comics yeah that’s right because a lot of comedians are degenerates and
a lot of comedians are degenerates and
a lot of comedians are degenerates and an hour shiftless alcoholics washing
an hour shiftless alcoholics washing
an hour shiftless alcoholics washing hands Steve you looking forward to my
hands Steve you looking forward to my
hands Steve you looking forward to my penis yes sir and while being a
penis yes sir and while being a
penis yes sir and while being a degenerate and a ship was alcoholic I I
degenerate and a ship was alcoholic I I
degenerate and a ship was alcoholic I I also enjoy the morning I like to go to
also enjoy the morning I like to go to
also enjoy the morning I like to go to McDonald’s and get a Egg McMuffin with a
McDonald’s and get a Egg McMuffin with a
McDonald’s and get a Egg McMuffin with a ham and their coffee which tastes like
ham and their coffee which tastes like
ham and their coffee which tastes like will really like the sweat of satan’s
will really like the sweat of satan’s
will really like the sweat of satan’s balls but you know what it wakes you up
balls but you know what it wakes you up
balls but you know what it wakes you up and then I have about 15 pints of diet
and then I have about 15 pints of diet
and then I have about 15 pints of diet coke and be ready to start the day with
coke and be ready to start the day with
coke and be ready to start the day with a little Perez Hilton and get back in my
a little Perez Hilton and get back in my
a little Perez Hilton and get back in my jammies and have a nap but before that
jammies and have a nap but before that
jammies and have a nap but before that i’m just happy to talk to you Veronica
i’m just happy to talk to you Veronica
i’m just happy to talk to you Veronica you’re so I’m so beautiful tell us what
you’re so I’m so beautiful tell us what
you’re so I’m so beautiful tell us what is it like to be interviewed by the
is it like to be interviewed by the
is it like to be interviewed by the website that you actually produce a lot
website that you actually produce a lot
website that you actually produce a lot of rants for that’s pretty good it just
of rants for that’s pretty good it just
of rants for that’s pretty good it just watch module I feel like it’s a great
watch module I feel like it’s a great
watch module I feel like it’s a great relationship because I get to sort of
relationship because I get to sort of
relationship because I get to sort of come on and do comedy that’s not sort of
come on and do comedy that’s not sort of
come on and do comedy that’s not sort of stand up like it’s just sort of me
stand up like it’s just sort of me
stand up like it’s just sort of me yelling at the camera man first of all
yelling at the camera man first of all
yelling at the camera man first of all if someone is referred to professionally
if someone is referred to professionally
if someone is referred to professionally as the genius they’re an asshole
as the genius they’re an asshole
as the genius they’re an asshole remember that same to you ma’am I feel
remember that same to you ma’am I feel
remember that same to you ma’am I feel like I’ve gotten a little cash a from
like I’ve gotten a little cash a from
like I’ve gotten a little cash a from this website scene I want to come give
this website scene I want to come give
this website scene I want to come give back I’m tattoo you guys throw you a
back I’m tattoo you guys throw you a
back I’m tattoo you guys throw you a bone and then I’ll meander back to the
bone and then I’ll meander back to the
bone and then I’ll meander back to the couch I’m saying on here in Montreal so
couch I’m saying on here in Montreal so
couch I’m saying on here in Montreal so now you’re quite popular online so for
now you’re quite popular online so for
now you’re quite popular online so for those who haven’t seen your videos yet
those who haven’t seen your videos yet
those who haven’t seen your videos yet how would you describe yourself in a
how would you describe yourself in a
how would you describe yourself in a tweet which is 140 characters or less
tweet which is 140 characters or less
tweet which is 140 characters or less funny and you’re also mildly amusing yet
funny and you’re also mildly amusing yet
funny and you’re also mildly amusing yet racist I know that in past interviews
racist I know that in past interviews
racist I know that in past interviews you said that comedy helped you avoid
you said that comedy helped you avoid
you said that comedy helped you avoid playing sports you never had to catch
playing sports you never had to catch
playing sports you never had to catch the ball how else has it helped you in
the ball how else has it helped you in
the ball how else has it helped you in life you do meet a lot of interesting
life you do meet a lot of interesting
life you do meet a lot of interesting people girls occasionally welcome up to
people girls occasionally welcome up to
people girls occasionally welcome up to you i actually had the first time ever a
you i actually had the first time ever a
you i actually had the first time ever a fan facebook stalk me and facebook
fan facebook stalk me and facebook
fan facebook stalk me and facebook messaged me and was like hey great show
messaged me and was like hey great show
messaged me and was like hey great show teehee and like phone number i was like
teehee and like phone number i was like
teehee and like phone number i was like honey and showed my girl look look what
honey and showed my girl look look what
honey and showed my girl look look what you you date
you you date
you you date guy who met a random fan so that’s kind
guy who met a random fan so that’s kind
guy who met a random fan so that’s kind of fun well I’m so happy you’re here
of fun well I’m so happy you’re here
of fun well I’m so happy you’re here because you probably like sports skin
because you probably like sports skin
because you probably like sports skin acting so some of your friends probably
acting so some of your friends probably
acting so some of your friends probably beat up some people like me and now I’ve
beat up some people like me and now I’ve
beat up some people like me and now I’ve got the microphone it also acts as a
got the microphone it also acts as a
got the microphone it also acts as a type of therapy because you can go up
type of therapy because you can go up
type of therapy because you can go up and sort of I’m angry about this right
and sort of I’m angry about this right
and sort of I’m angry about this right now and you could write it out and it
now and you could write it out and it
now and you could write it out and it gives you a chance to think about it and
gives you a chance to think about it and
gives you a chance to think about it and philosophize a little bit and then add
philosophize a little bit and then add
philosophize a little bit and then add something funny so you’re you you do
something funny so you’re you you do
something funny so you’re you you do find a positive edge to whatever problem
find a positive edge to whatever problem
find a positive edge to whatever problem and then it kind of a kind of evaporates
and then it kind of a kind of evaporates
and then it kind of a kind of evaporates how do your parents feel about you going
how do your parents feel about you going
how do your parents feel about you going into comedy oh those idiots so my family
into comedy oh those idiots so my family
into comedy oh those idiots so my family is really proud of what I do for a
is really proud of what I do for a
is really proud of what I do for a living my mom has been okay with him for
living my mom has been okay with him for
living my mom has been okay with him for the whole time my dad was very okay with
the whole time my dad was very okay with
the whole time my dad was very okay with it and now has decided he thinks it
it and now has decided he thinks it
it and now has decided he thinks it takes up too much of my time and I
takes up too much of my time and I
takes up too much of my time and I should get a job he does not understand
should get a job he does not understand
should get a job he does not understand that it is a job and it paid for but you
that it is a job and it paid for but you
that it is a job and it paid for but you know what we still got a long and it’s
know what we still got a long and it’s
know what we still got a long and it’s not like he’s like out there he’s not
not like he’s like out there he’s not
not like he’s like out there he’s not like the father from Footloose like he’s
like the father from Footloose like he’s
like the father from Footloose like he’s more like he’s more like the angry
more like he’s more like the angry
more like he’s more like the angry lieutenant in lethal weapon or he’ll
lieutenant in lethal weapon or he’ll
lieutenant in lethal weapon or he’ll just be like Riggs Murtaugh what were
just be like Riggs Murtaugh what were
just be like Riggs Murtaugh what were you doing and then he’ll be fun again
you doing and then he’ll be fun again
you doing and then he’ll be fun again that was a great question
that was a great question
that was a great question we interviewed you a couple of years ago
we interviewed you a couple of years ago
we interviewed you a couple of years ago and you really excelled since then so
and you really excelled since then so
and you really excelled since then so where can we see in the upcoming future
where can we see in the upcoming future
where can we see in the upcoming future two years ago when I was first
two years ago when I was first
two years ago when I was first interviewed I was about a year in and
interviewed I was about a year in and
interviewed I was about a year in and and I was hopeful and I was enjoying it
and I was hopeful and I was enjoying it
and I was hopeful and I was enjoying it sometimes you just suck but most of the
sometimes you just suck but most of the
sometimes you just suck but most of the time it’s their fault and any community
time it’s their fault and any community
time it’s their fault and any community who doesn’t blame the audience I don’t
who doesn’t blame the audience I don’t
who doesn’t blame the audience I don’t know how good a community in there and
know how good a community in there and
know how good a community in there and now I’m three years in i’m doing a lot
now I’m three years in i’m doing a lot
now I’m three years in i’m doing a lot more stuff touring a lot more so like
more stuff touring a lot more so like
more stuff touring a lot more so like that so it’s as hopefully that continues
that so it’s as hopefully that continues
that so it’s as hopefully that continues maybe get into one of the many festivals
maybe get into one of the many festivals
maybe get into one of the many festivals around the world moon to some festival
around the world moon to some festival
around the world moon to some festival work and just you know what hope for the
work and just you know what hope for the
work and just you know what hope for the best you know i’m young dumb and full of
best you know i’m young dumb and full of
best you know i’m young dumb and full of mcdonald so who really knows what will
mcdonald so who really knows what will
mcdonald so who really knows what will come of this darquesse at least i got to
come of this darquesse at least i got to
come of this darquesse at least i got to spend time with you it was wonderful
spend time with you it was wonderful
spend time with you it was wonderful thank you thank you
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