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haven’t heard of these stories that
haven’t heard of these stories that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
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dispatch where we bring you the
dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at haram
stories this week we’re looking at haram
stories this week we’re looking at haram based football appearance real-life kiss
based football appearance real-life kiss
based football appearance real-life kiss of death and North Korean missile dances
of death and North Korean missile dances
of death and North Korean missile dances number three pyongyang launch party
we now turn to the hostile nation of
we now turn to the hostile nation of North Korea if you were tell the
North Korea if you were tell the
North Korea if you were tell the misfortune of being born in the
misfortune of being born in the
misfortune of being born in the totalitarian state of North Korea Juan
totalitarian state of North Korea Juan
totalitarian state of North Korea Juan you’re probably not watching this video
you’re probably not watching this video
you’re probably not watching this video and to you know there’s not a lot of
and to you know there’s not a lot of
and to you know there’s not a lot of chances to party like it’s 1953
[Music]
[Music] so when state television broadcasts and
so when state television broadcasts and
so when state television broadcasts and newspapers praise the successful test
newspapers praise the successful test
newspapers praise the successful test launches of North Korea’s ballistic
launches of North Korea’s ballistic
launches of North Korea’s ballistic missiles last week people were up on the
missiles last week people were up on the
missiles last week people were up on the dance floor faster than you can say
dance floor faster than you can say
dance floor faster than you can say Demilitarized Zone
with tensions between North and South
with tensions between North and South Korea and their allies growing at an
Korea and their allies growing at an
Korea and their allies growing at an alarming rate
alarming rate
alarming rate the nationwide mass dancing
the nationwide mass dancing
the nationwide mass dancing demonstrations only add to the pro
demonstrations only add to the pro
demonstrations only add to the pro conflict rhetoric that Kim Jong Un’s
conflict rhetoric that Kim Jong Un’s
conflict rhetoric that Kim Jong Un’s government has been pushing as of late
government has been pushing as of late
government has been pushing as of late on the upside this does provide a rare
on the upside this does provide a rare
on the upside this does provide a rare instance of celebration for the people
instance of celebration for the people
instance of celebration for the people of Pyongyang however they’ll be limited
of Pyongyang however they’ll be limited
of Pyongyang however they’ll be limited to a few moves as the state has outlawed
to a few moves as the state has outlawed
to a few moves as the state has outlawed the whip
the whip
the whip Nene shmoney dances number two Harambee
Nene shmoney dances number two Harambee
Nene shmoney dances number two Harambee heroics watch as a young boy is trapped
heroics watch as a young boy is trapped
heroics watch as a young boy is trapped in a zoo enclosure held in the clutches
in a zoo enclosure held in the clutches
in a zoo enclosure held in the clutches of a 400-pound gorilla
of a 400-pound gorilla
of a 400-pound gorilla Harambee the silverback gorilla who was
Harambee the silverback gorilla who was
Harambee the silverback gorilla who was shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in
shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in
shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo in May 2016 has lived on through the
May 2016 has lived on through the
May 2016 has lived on through the internet via many memes and petitions
internet via many memes and petitions
internet via many memes and petitions some serious some not so serious and all
some serious some not so serious and all
some serious some not so serious and all of them seen as uncool by the Cincinnati
of them seen as uncool by the Cincinnati
of them seen as uncool by the Cincinnati Zoo quote we are not amused by the memes
Zoo quote we are not amused by the memes
Zoo quote we are not amused by the memes petitions and signs about Harambee said
petitions and signs about Harambee said
petitions and signs about Harambee said Thane Maynard the zoo’s director
Thane Maynard the zoo’s director
Thane Maynard the zoo’s director [Music]
so I wonder how he felt about a
so I wonder how he felt about a cincinnati high school’s new mascot a
cincinnati high school’s new mascot a
cincinnati high school’s new mascot a man wearing a gorilla suit showed up to
man wearing a gorilla suit showed up to
man wearing a gorilla suit showed up to the high school’s latest football game
the high school’s latest football game
the high school’s latest football game and began dragging children around the
and began dragging children around the
and began dragging children around the field and tribute to her on these final
field and tribute to her on these final
field and tribute to her on these final moments then he began chasing a man in a
moments then he began chasing a man in a
moments then he began chasing a man in a banana suit around the field hey don’t
banana suit around the field hey don’t
banana suit around the field hey don’t be mad at me you didn’t think about
be mad at me you didn’t think about
be mad at me you didn’t think about getting up at 6:00 a.m. and glanced at
getting up at 6:00 a.m. and glanced at
getting up at 6:00 a.m. and glanced at Tarzana to get the old banana suit out
Tarzana to get the old banana suit out
Tarzana to get the old banana suit out of storage
of storage
of storage this banana was no Chiquita Bonita
this banana was no Chiquita Bonita
this banana was no Chiquita Bonita though as its tagged simply red r.i.p
though as its tagged simply red r.i.p
though as its tagged simply red r.i.p Harambee r.i.p indeed you beautiful
Harambee r.i.p indeed you beautiful
Harambee r.i.p indeed you beautiful silverback false i do not miss him
silverback false i do not miss him
silverback false i do not miss him number one Mexican kiss of death
number one Mexican kiss of death
number one Mexican kiss of death [Music]
[Music]
[Music] I know are you afraid of everybody knows
I know are you afraid of everybody knows
I know are you afraid of everybody knows that pretty much the only kiss you don’t
that pretty much the only kiss you don’t
that pretty much the only kiss you don’t want is from a DeMint or da
however a kiss from your girlfriend is
however a kiss from your girlfriend is almost always welcome right
almost always welcome right
almost always welcome right not for one Julio Macias Gonzales a 17
not for one Julio Macias Gonzales a 17
not for one Julio Macias Gonzales a 17 year old boy from Mexico who suffered a
year old boy from Mexico who suffered a
year old boy from Mexico who suffered a fatal stroke after receiving a love bite
fatal stroke after receiving a love bite
fatal stroke after receiving a love bite from his girlfriend did everyone see my
from his girlfriend did everyone see my
from his girlfriend did everyone see my Achy somebody loves me
Achy somebody loves me
Achy somebody loves me Gonzales was eating dinner the following
Gonzales was eating dinner the following
Gonzales was eating dinner the following evening with his family in the is Tafel
evening with his family in the is Tafel
evening with his family in the is Tafel APPA district of Mexico City when he
APPA district of Mexico City when he
APPA district of Mexico City when he began convulsing heavily
according to Mexican media doctors
according to Mexican media doctors believe the suction used to give
believe the suction used to give
believe the suction used to give Gonzalez a hickey caused a lethal blood
Gonzalez a hickey caused a lethal blood
Gonzalez a hickey caused a lethal blood clot in his brain
clot in his brain
clot in his brain Gonzalez’s family is blaming his
Gonzalez’s family is blaming his
Gonzalez’s family is blaming his girlfriend for the death and she is
girlfriend for the death and she is
girlfriend for the death and she is thought to be in hiding kiss with
thought to be in hiding kiss with
thought to be in hiding kiss with caution kids you’re gonna want to take
caution kids you’re gonna want to take
caution kids you’re gonna want to take off your clothes and touch each other
off your clothes and touch each other
off your clothes and touch each other but if you do touch each other you will
but if you do touch each other you will
but if you do touch each other you will get chlamydia and die so how stupid are
get chlamydia and die so how stupid are
get chlamydia and die so how stupid are hickeys moron you gave that to yourself
hickeys moron you gave that to yourself
hickeys moron you gave that to yourself it’s still wet for your bi-weekly
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