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GWAR Discusses Boy Bands


this band is best known for their

this band is best known for their raunchy lyrics graphic stage

raunchy lyrics graphic stage

raunchy lyrics graphic stage performances and did I mention they’re

performances and did I mention they’re

performances and did I mention they’re from another planet yeah it is a word

from another planet yeah it is a word

from another planet yeah it is a word that means nothing and everything and

that means nothing and everything and

that means nothing and everything and just be merely saying word Wow

just be merely saying word Wow

just be merely saying word Wow you can relieve all kinds of things like

you can relieve all kinds of things like

you can relieve all kinds of things like let’s say difficult tubes

let’s say difficult tubes

let’s say difficult tubes gwah can be very helpful hi i’m veronica

gwah can be very helpful hi i’m veronica

gwah can be very helpful hi i’m veronica watchmojo.com and today were chatting

watchmojo.com and today were chatting

watchmojo.com and today were chatting with odorous youngest the lead singer of

with odorous youngest the lead singer of

with odorous youngest the lead singer of guar

where’s mingle really nice teeth really

where’s mingle really nice teeth really mm-hmm

mm-hmm

mm-hmm I’ve been eating Cheetos all day

now guarda main goal has been to destroy

now guarda main goal has been to destroy the human race how is that coming along

the human race how is that coming along

the human race how is that coming along well you know we keep beating beautiful

well you know we keep beating beautiful

well you know we keep beating beautiful young women like yourself but we decide

young women like yourself but we decide

young women like yourself but we decide that they must be spared oh pretty slow

that they must be spared oh pretty slow

that they must be spared oh pretty slow you know it seems like the humans if

you know it seems like the humans if

you know it seems like the humans if there’s one thing they enjoy more than

there’s one thing they enjoy more than

there’s one thing they enjoy more than self-destruction it’s having sex with

self-destruction it’s having sex with

self-destruction it’s having sex with each other and making little new humans

each other and making little new humans

each other and making little new humans so I added added the fact that we only

so I added added the fact that we only

so I added added the fact that we only work with medieval weapons you know we

work with medieval weapons you know we

work with medieval weapons you know we could start using machine guns or

could start using machine guns or

could start using machine guns or neutron bombs look what is the fun in

neutron bombs look what is the fun in

neutron bombs look what is the fun in that

you’re ready to take it slowly you have

you’re ready to take it slowly you have an old-fashioned kind of guys at least

an old-fashioned kind of guys at least

an old-fashioned kind of guys at least as far as it comes to my cereal

as far as it comes to my cereal

as far as it comes to my cereal mass-murdering

how old are you now it’s 47 billion

how old are you now it’s 47 billion years old it’s quite a quite a walk

years old it’s quite a quite a walk

years old it’s quite a quite a walk around the bargain so I’m to the point

around the bargain so I’m to the point

around the bargain so I’m to the point now when I’m having sex with these young

now when I’m having sex with these young

now when I’m having sex with these young women and I realize they’re like 1 8

women and I realize they’re like 1 8

women and I realize they’re like 1 8 billion my age I could not only be your

billion my age I could not only be your

billion my age I could not only be your father I could be time itself and you

father I could be time itself and you

father I could be time itself and you still would just be a little trilobite

still would just be a little trilobite

still would just be a little trilobite squirming around on the ground but then

squirming around on the ground but then

squirming around on the ground but then I have sex with them anyway and it feels

I have sex with them anyway and it feels

I have sex with them anyway and it feels good

speaking of girls do you ever just

speaking of girls do you ever just consider giving up your goal and just

consider giving up your goal and just

consider giving up your goal and just settling down with a nice female alien

settling down with a nice female alien

settling down with a nice female alien yeah it’s just been a very much’

yeah it’s just been a very much’

yeah it’s just been a very much’ temptation especially since this band is

temptation especially since this band is

temptation especially since this band is pretty much raised the bar on sexuality

pretty much raised the bar on sexuality

pretty much raised the bar on sexuality I mean well a lot of people don’t

I mean well a lot of people don’t

I mean well a lot of people don’t realize they think we’re a metal band

realize they think we’re a metal band

realize they think we’re a metal band they we sound like a metal band but be

they we sound like a metal band but be

they we sound like a metal band but be more we feel like we have a lot more in

more we feel like we have a lot more in

more we feel like we have a lot more in common with the boy bands you know boys

common with the boy bands you know boys

common with the boy bands you know boys can man and what are some other great

can man and what are some other great

can man and what are some other great ones new kids on the block

fans that you are very attractive and

fans that you are very attractive and also do synchronized dance moves and you

also do synchronized dance moves and you

also do synchronized dance moves and you can see how this aspect of our career

can see how this aspect of our career

can see how this aspect of our career has failed completely but nevertheless

has failed completely but nevertheless

has failed completely but nevertheless we’re gonna get out there and try again

we’re gonna get out there and try again

we’re gonna get out there and try again tonight even though it will sound

tonight even though it will sound

tonight even though it will sound nothing like that so you guys gonna have

nothing like that so you guys gonna have

nothing like that so you guys gonna have a dance number tonight we will we will

a dance number tonight we will we will

a dance number tonight we will we will say that there is one but then there

say that there is one but then there

say that there is one but then there will not be it will just be able to be

will not be it will just be able to be

will not be it will just be able to be confusing and hateful and someone will

confusing and hateful and someone will

confusing and hateful and someone will be to blame not me

now out of all the band members who

now out of all the band members who would you say gets the most ladies I

would you say gets the most ladies I

would you say gets the most ladies I would have to say ball sack is the real

would have to say ball sack is the real

would have to say ball sack is the real ladies man something about that trap

ladies man something about that trap

ladies man something about that trap face the boyish good looks maybe it’s

face the boyish good looks maybe it’s

face the boyish good looks maybe it’s the way that you can see your own face

the way that you can see your own face

the way that you can see your own face reflected in his jaws as he bites off

reflected in his jaws as he bites off

reflected in his jaws as he bites off your vagina I don’t know what it is but

your vagina I don’t know what it is but

your vagina I don’t know what it is but he’s got it thank you very much coming

he’s got it thank you very much coming

he’s got it thank you very much coming in yeah she’s a sweet too bad you’ll be

in yeah she’s a sweet too bad you’ll be

in yeah she’s a sweet too bad you’ll be dead

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