how old are you and the white tank-top how will you go to your hyung why can
how will you go to your hyung why can
how will you go to your hyung why can she walk if you’re easily offended you
she walk if you’re easily offended you
she walk if you’re easily offended you may want to plug your ears because these
may want to plug your ears because these
may want to plug your ears because these comedians just don’t hold back what’s up
comedians just don’t hold back what’s up
comedians just don’t hold back what’s up fuckers I don’t think you guys are all
fuckers I don’t think you guys are all
fuckers I don’t think you guys are all terrorists gay interracial dating yeah
terrorists gay interracial dating yeah
terrorists gay interracial dating yeah hope you die in a fire
hope you die in a fire
hope you die in a fire hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today
hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today
hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re kicking off the Montreal Just for
we’re kicking off the Montreal Just for
we’re kicking off the Montreal Just for Laughs festival with the nasty show
Laughs festival with the nasty show
Laughs festival with the nasty show touch my dick touch my dick I’ll fuckin
touch my dick touch my dick I’ll fuckin
touch my dick touch my dick I’ll fuckin touch my own dick I don’t need anybody
touch my own dick I don’t need anybody
touch my own dick I don’t need anybody you want to kiss it holy shit
you want to kiss it holy shit
you want to kiss it holy shit that’s exciting I think the nasty show
that’s exciting I think the nasty show
that’s exciting I think the nasty show is the most child-friendly of all the
is the most child-friendly of all the
is the most child-friendly of all the events here what did America become this
events here what did America become this
events here what did America become this nation of puritanical assholes it’s very
nation of puritanical assholes it’s very
nation of puritanical assholes it’s very postmodern ironic when we say nasty we
postmodern ironic when we say nasty we
postmodern ironic when we say nasty we really mean Christian did you guys
really mean Christian did you guys
really mean Christian did you guys follow that story about the horse with
follow that story about the horse with
follow that story about the horse with the fucked-up leg Paul McCartney’s wife
the fucked-up leg Paul McCartney’s wife
the fucked-up leg Paul McCartney’s wife for those who haven’t been to the
for those who haven’t been to the
for those who haven’t been to the festival what is the nasty show it’s one
festival what is the nasty show it’s one
festival what is the nasty show it’s one of the first just for live shows that we
of the first just for live shows that we
of the first just for live shows that we started years ago and what happened was
started years ago and what happened was
started years ago and what happened was is we were doing our club soda shows and
is we were doing our club soda shows and
is we were doing our club soda shows and one night we wrote nasty just for fun
one night we wrote nasty just for fun
one night we wrote nasty just for fun because we knew there’d be some dirty
because we knew there’d be some dirty
because we knew there’d be some dirty comedians I think Chappell and some
comedians I think Chappell and some
comedians I think Chappell and some other people errata
other people errata
other people errata we saw a huge spike in sales that night
we saw a huge spike in sales that night
we saw a huge spike in sales that night so that’s how the nasty show is created
so that’s how the nasty show is created
so that’s how the nasty show is created and these apparently my trailers are a
and these apparently my trailers are a
and these apparently my trailers are a little bit creepy and everybody looks
little bit creepy and everybody looks
little bit creepy and everybody looks like exactly same swarthy little
like exactly same swarthy little
like exactly same swarthy little madrasah
madrasah
madrasah dwelling bomb makers you all have the
dwelling bomb makers you all have the
dwelling bomb makers you all have the same kind of general fucking hairy but
same kind of general fucking hairy but
same kind of general fucking hairy but creepy vibe if there’s one place of the
creepy vibe if there’s one place of the
creepy vibe if there’s one place of the festival where you could be sure that
festival where you could be sure that
festival where you could be sure that the audience is not going to be
the audience is not going to be
the audience is not going to be patronize so we’re not gonna be
patronize so we’re not gonna be
patronize so we’re not gonna be concerned about what people may think I
concerned about what people may think I
concerned about what people may think I think that’s how you’re gonna see
think that’s how you’re gonna see
think that’s how you’re gonna see tonight well this is every comics dream
tonight well this is every comics dream
tonight well this is every comics dream a comedy show on Monday at 7 o’clock to
a comedy show on Monday at 7 o’clock to
a comedy show on Monday at 7 o’clock to me and this show just means you could be
me and this show just means you could be
me and this show just means you could be funny without worrying about censoring
funny without worrying about censoring
funny without worrying about censoring yourself but the idea is not to just out
yourself but the idea is not to just out
yourself but the idea is not to just out gross each other or to be disgusting or
gross each other or to be disgusting or
gross each other or to be disgusting or just filthy I mean the idea is to be
just filthy I mean the idea is to be
just filthy I mean the idea is to be funny so she bent over to tie her shoe I
funny so she bent over to tie her shoe I
funny so she bent over to tie her shoe I just pushed her over
just pushed her over
just pushed her over she helped you out in any other areas of
she helped you out in any other areas of
she helped you out in any other areas of life in my porn career it helped quite a
life in my porn career it helped quite a
life in my porn career it helped quite a bit yeah that’s where I got that the
bit yeah that’s where I got that the
bit yeah that’s where I got that the comedians are able to say things that no
comedians are able to say things that no
comedians are able to say things that no one else could say in any other
one else could say in any other
one else could say in any other situation how do they make the audience
situation how do they make the audience
situation how do they make the audience laugh and fall in love with them rather
laugh and fall in love with them rather
laugh and fall in love with them rather than like yell at them and kick them off
than like yell at them and kick them off
than like yell at them and kick them off stage look at this little skinny douche
stage look at this little skinny douche
stage look at this little skinny douche but I fucking hate skin I really I want
but I fucking hate skin I really I want
but I fucking hate skin I really I want to punch you in your abs all 27 of them
to punch you in your abs all 27 of them
to punch you in your abs all 27 of them even that Vica cab I know you have when
even that Vica cab I know you have when
even that Vica cab I know you have when you hang out with a friend who swears
you hang out with a friend who swears
you hang out with a friend who swears for no reason after a while you’re like
for no reason after a while you’re like
for no reason after a while you’re like okay buddy
okay buddy
okay buddy enough already it’s the same thing with
enough already it’s the same thing with
enough already it’s the same thing with the nasty show these are smart some of
the nasty show these are smart some of
the nasty show these are smart some of the smartest comedian in the world but
the smartest comedian in the world but
the smartest comedian in the world but they’re smart happens to be different
they’re smart happens to be different
they’re smart happens to be different than our smart I don’t give a fuck I
than our smart I don’t give a fuck I
than our smart I don’t give a fuck I think weird shit I say it I do it what
think weird shit I say it I do it what
think weird shit I say it I do it what are they gonna do take away my birthday
are they gonna do take away my birthday
are they gonna do take away my birthday that’s all I fucking have a great
that’s all I fucking have a great
that’s all I fucking have a great Giraldo who’s the host of our nasty show
Giraldo who’s the host of our nasty show
Giraldo who’s the host of our nasty show this year has a Harvard Law degree one
this year has a Harvard Law degree one
this year has a Harvard Law degree one black guy holy shit how are you doing
black guy holy shit how are you doing
black guy holy shit how are you doing man we’re talking about legitimate
man we’re talking about legitimate
man we’re talking about legitimate international comedians we’re at the top
international comedians we’re at the top
international comedians we’re at the top of their game and they have a little fun
of their game and they have a little fun
of their game and they have a little fun doing this this context accomodate for a
doing this this context accomodate for a
doing this this context accomodate for a one-week press every year folks it’s a
one-week press every year folks it’s a
one-week press every year folks it’s a nasty show okay should I say jism t what
nasty show okay should I say jism t what
nasty show okay should I say jism t what what do you want come tea for the
what do you want come tea for the
what do you want come tea for the holidays pretty kids okay
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