I have two rules that guide me through this world number one I follow the good
this world number one I follow the good
this world number one I follow the good word of the Lord Jesus Christ and number
word of the Lord Jesus Christ and number
word of the Lord Jesus Christ and number two I bang as many bitches as I can our
two I bang as many bitches as I can our
two I bang as many bitches as I can our next dance is from the UK which stands
next dance is from the UK which stands
next dance is from the UK which stands for England you ever orgasm so hard that
for England you ever orgasm so hard that
for England you ever orgasm so hard that your legs curl up like when Dorothy
your legs curl up like when Dorothy
your legs curl up like when Dorothy dropped the house on that which bragging
dropped the house on that which bragging
dropped the house on that which bragging you had sex with a prostitute is like
you had sex with a prostitute is like
you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got some Doritos from
bragging that you got some Doritos from
bragging that you got some Doritos from a vending machine the first guy that
a vending machine the first guy that
a vending machine the first guy that persuaded a blind person they needed
persuaded a blind person they needed
persuaded a blind person they needed sunglasses he must have been a hell of a
sunglasses he must have been a hell of a
sunglasses he must have been a hell of a Salesman I don’t like throwing out the
Salesman I don’t like throwing out the
Salesman I don’t like throwing out the pickle juice it just feels wasteful so
pickle juice it just feels wasteful so
pickle juice it just feels wasteful so Lily I’ve been dipping my fingers in the
Lily I’ve been dipping my fingers in the
Lily I’ve been dipping my fingers in the pickle juice and then I flick it on my
pickle juice and then I flick it on my
pickle juice and then I flick it on my sandwiches for flavor like that three to
sandwiches for flavor like that three to
sandwiches for flavor like that three to seven days bullshit
seven days bullshit
seven days bullshit B 24 hours I’m like a vampire Eddie you
B 24 hours I’m like a vampire Eddie you
B 24 hours I’m like a vampire Eddie you hungry
I hope you don’t feel like I’m wasting
I hope you don’t feel like I’m wasting your time tonight I’ve been addicted to
your time tonight I’ve been addicted to
your time tonight I’ve been addicted to drugs and alcohol
drugs and alcohol
drugs and alcohol okay you can’t compare sex addiction to
okay you can’t compare sex addiction to
okay you can’t compare sex addiction to something like that it’s horseshit
something like that it’s horseshit
something like that it’s horseshit nobody ends up so sex addicted that
nobody ends up so sex addicted that
nobody ends up so sex addicted that they’re crying on the floor of their
they’re crying on the floor of their
they’re crying on the floor of their bedroom curled up the fetal position
bedroom curled up the fetal position
bedroom curled up the fetal position watching spiders rise up in the pattern
watching spiders rise up in the pattern
watching spiders rise up in the pattern in the carpet and you know they’re not
in the carpet and you know they’re not
in the carpet and you know they’re not there but you can’t make it stop cause
there but you can’t make it stop cause
there but you can’t make it stop cause you haven’t slept in four days and you
you haven’t slept in four days and you
you haven’t slept in four days and you can’t calm down because Julio won’t pick
can’t calm down because Julio won’t pick
can’t calm down because Julio won’t pick up the phone I thought it would be
up the phone I thought it would be
up the phone I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend back to
romantic to take my girlfriend back to
romantic to take my girlfriend back to where we first met but she said don’t
where we first met but she said don’t
where we first met but she said don’t make me go back there mr. Jimmy I’ll
make me go back there mr. Jimmy I’ll
make me go back there mr. Jimmy I’ll cook I clean I be better I love my
cook I clean I be better I love my
cook I clean I be better I love my grandfather like I like a brother I mean
grandfather like I like a brother I mean
grandfather like I like a brother I mean I I really did like a like a grandfather
I I really did like a like a grandfather
I I really did like a like a grandfather but older like I loved him like he was a
but older like I loved him like he was a
but older like I loved him like he was a priest without touching yet that skeevy
priest without touching yet that skeevy
priest without touching yet that skeevy breath you know I go give give me a kiss
breath you know I go give give me a kiss
breath you know I go give give me a kiss boy here’s a quarter it’s gonna take you
boy here’s a quarter it’s gonna take you
boy here’s a quarter it’s gonna take you one a quarter grandpa together to get a
one a quarter grandpa together to get a
one a quarter grandpa together to get a kiss out a good kid like me I’m gonna
kiss out a good kid like me I’m gonna
kiss out a good kid like me I’m gonna tell you your breath smells like stale
tell you your breath smells like stale
tell you your breath smells like stale whiskey and wine that beard I hate it
whiskey and wine that beard I hate it
whiskey and wine that beard I hate it when a man presses their beard against
when a man presses their beard against
when a man presses their beard against me I mean you know I had to make it
me I mean you know I had to make it
me I mean you know I had to make it through college to like a lot of you but
through college to like a lot of you but
through college to like a lot of you but I’m talking about talking about without
I’m talking about talking about without
I’m talking about talking about without getting paid for you know what I mean
getting paid for you know what I mean
getting paid for you know what I mean whenever I’m cooking I always make sure
whenever I’m cooking I always make sure
whenever I’m cooking I always make sure there are vegetarian options they can
there are vegetarian options they can
there are vegetarian options they can make do a lot of booze to my
make do a lot of booze to my
make do a lot of booze to my neighborhood damn handlebar mustache
neighborhood damn handlebar mustache
neighborhood damn handlebar mustache cool you wanna have a handlebar mustache
cool you wanna have a handlebar mustache
cool you wanna have a handlebar mustache but don’t try to have a conversation
but don’t try to have a conversation
but don’t try to have a conversation with me like you don’t have a handlebar
with me like you don’t have a handlebar
with me like you don’t have a handlebar mustache I’m trying to talk about
mustache I’m trying to talk about
mustache I’m trying to talk about regular stuff like music and politics
regular stuff like music and politics
regular stuff like music and politics like dude you got a handlebar mustache
like dude you got a handlebar mustache
like dude you got a handlebar mustache all you talk about and slinkys and
all you talk about and slinkys and
all you talk about and slinkys and kazoos and that’s it
kazoos and that’s it
kazoos and that’s it talk about kazoos for 15 minutes do you
talk about kazoos for 15 minutes do you
talk about kazoos for 15 minutes do you hop or unicycle and juggle you carnival
hop or unicycle and juggle you carnival
hop or unicycle and juggle you carnival face motherfucker you’re not creepy with
face motherfucker you’re not creepy with
face motherfucker you’re not creepy with a moustache you’re not but like you’d be
a moustache you’re not but like you’d be
a moustache you’re not but like you’d be less creepy without one
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