and simulators weed revolutionaries and prehistoric erections it sounds
prehistoric erections it sounds
prehistoric erections it sounds unpleasant and it is just because you
unpleasant and it is just because you
unpleasant and it is just because you don’t need to know about these stories
don’t need to know about these stories
don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
doesn’t mean they won’t interest you jail dude shit I’m boiling some eggs
jail dude shit I’m boiling some eggs
jail dude shit I’m boiling some eggs over here grilling John a time to hang
over here grilling John a time to hang
over here grilling John a time to hang out welcome to watchmojo.com and this is
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stories this week we’re looking at failed ant simulators insertable weed
failed ant simulators insertable weed
failed ant simulators insertable weed products and ye olde boners oh yeah so
products and ye olde boners oh yeah so
products and ye olde boners oh yeah so let’s go moto number three cash for
let’s go moto number three cash for
let’s go moto number three cash for grass business for the business yeah you
grass business for the business yeah you
grass business for the business yeah you got my number between the Apple watch
got my number between the Apple watch
got my number between the Apple watch drones hoverboards and Tesla’s there was
drones hoverboards and Tesla’s there was
drones hoverboards and Tesla’s there was no shortage of things to drop big money
no shortage of things to drop big money
no shortage of things to drop big money on in 2015 but for the first time
on in 2015 but for the first time
on in 2015 but for the first time Americans are shelling out cash for
Americans are shelling out cash for
Americans are shelling out cash for something that didn’t appear in Consumer
something that didn’t appear in Consumer
something that didn’t appear in Consumer Reports annual roundup weed eat his type
Reports annual roundup weed eat his type
Reports annual roundup weed eat his type weed is tight legal in california
weed is tight legal in california
weed is tight legal in california colorado and washington state marijuana
colorado and washington state marijuana
colorado and washington state marijuana sales in 2015 were estimated a whopping
sales in 2015 were estimated a whopping
sales in 2015 were estimated a whopping 5.4 billion with Abby dollars according
5.4 billion with Abby dollars according
5.4 billion with Abby dollars according to euromonitor the revenue even beats
to euromonitor the revenue even beats
to euromonitor the revenue even beats the 4.9 billion spent on Doritos Cheetos
the 4.9 billion spent on Doritos Cheetos
the 4.9 billion spent on Doritos Cheetos and funyuns combined the data does not
and funyuns combined the data does not
and funyuns combined the data does not factor in Mountain Dew pizza bites and
factor in Mountain Dew pizza bites and
factor in Mountain Dew pizza bites and entire rolls of Pillsbury cookie dough
entire rolls of Pillsbury cookie dough
entire rolls of Pillsbury cookie dough however part of the spending is
however part of the spending is
however part of the spending is attributed to the vast array of wheat
attributed to the vast array of wheat
attributed to the vast array of wheat products out there weed candy weed
products out there weed candy weed
products out there weed candy weed cookies weed spray and weed vaginal
cookies weed spray and weed vaginal
cookies weed spray and weed vaginal suppositories now here at the dispatch
suppositories now here at the dispatch
suppositories now here at the dispatch we don’t shy away from the health
we don’t shy away from the health
we don’t shy away from the health benefits of invasive devices the small
benefits of invasive devices the small
benefits of invasive devices the small pink device can be inserted into the
pink device can be inserted into the
pink device can be inserted into the vagina and plays music via an app so we
vagina and plays music via an app so we
vagina and plays music via an app so we present to you the Fauria vaginal
present to you the Fauria vaginal
present to you the Fauria vaginal suppository if you like getting high in
suppository if you like getting high in
suppository if you like getting high in haight period cramps this brand new
haight period cramps this brand new
haight period cramps this brand new cannabis fill capsule is perfect for you
cannabis fill capsule is perfect for you
cannabis fill capsule is perfect for you seriously what’s next give me this much
seriously what’s next give me this much
seriously what’s next give me this much trouble my image on number two ant
trouble my image on number two ant
trouble my image on number two ant simulator please accept this gift from
simulator please accept this gift from
simulator please accept this gift from us bugs
us bugs
us bugs the year nineteen ninety-eight gives a
the year nineteen ninety-eight gives a
the year nineteen ninety-eight gives a great insight into the deep world of
great insight into the deep world of
great insight into the deep world of bugs a bug’s life and ants were both
bugs a bug’s life and ants were both
bugs a bug’s life and ants were both colorful displays of their micro worlds
colorful displays of their micro worlds
colorful displays of their micro worlds but it left everyone wanting more you’re
but it left everyone wanting more you’re
but it left everyone wanting more you’re absolutely right that’s where game
absolutely right that’s where game
absolutely right that’s where game programmer Eric Tara shinsky came in
programmer Eric Tara shinsky came in
programmer Eric Tara shinsky came in we’re given an objective that says grow
we’re given an objective that says grow
we’re given an objective that says grow your colony’s population to ten ants
your colony’s population to ten ants
your colony’s population to ten ants before 15 days pass using Kickstarter to
before 15 days pass using Kickstarter to
before 15 days pass using Kickstarter to raise four thousand five hundred dollars
raise four thousand five hundred dollars
raise four thousand five hundred dollars Terrence keys revolutionary video game
Terrence keys revolutionary video game
Terrence keys revolutionary video game concept and simulator was well on its
concept and simulator was well on its
concept and simulator was well on its way so when the new surface this week
way so when the new surface this week
way so when the new surface this week that his business partners had spent
that his business partners had spent
that his business partners had spent both the Kickstarter donation money and
both the Kickstarter donation money and
both the Kickstarter donation money and private investor funding on booze and
private investor funding on booze and
private investor funding on booze and strippers Tara Shinsky was beyond
strippers Tara Shinsky was beyond
strippers Tara Shinsky was beyond disappointed quote I trusted them and
disappointed quote I trusted them and
disappointed quote I trusted them and they had been my friends for 11 years
they had been my friends for 11 years
they had been my friends for 11 years that means that resigning and therefore
that means that resigning and therefore
that means that resigning and therefore canceling the development of ant
canceling the development of ant
canceling the development of ant simulator is the only option available
simulator is the only option available
simulator is the only option available to me right now okay I thought we were
to me right now okay I thought we were
to me right now okay I thought we were friends and then you go run away from me
friends and then you go run away from me
friends and then you go run away from me combined with the disappointment of no
combined with the disappointment of no
combined with the disappointment of no longer being able to offer a full
longer being able to offer a full
longer being able to offer a full featured game showcasing the inner
featured game showcasing the inner
featured game showcasing the inner workings and management of a colony from
workings and management of a colony from
workings and management of a colony from the ants perspective Tara shinsky is
the ants perspective Tara shinsky is
the ants perspective Tara shinsky is quote very pissed off we don’t want to
quote very pissed off we don’t want to
quote very pissed off we don’t want to cut any corners and we want to cross
cut any corners and we want to cross
cut any corners and we want to cross that finish line going at full speed we
that finish line going at full speed we
that finish line going at full speed we would be to goat simulator is so passe
would be to goat simulator is so passe
would be to goat simulator is so passe now sick of goat fighting weight one of
now sick of goat fighting weight one of
now sick of goat fighting weight one of you guys get in there number one phallic
you guys get in there number one phallic
you guys get in there number one phallic is prehistoric asst I got a boner good
is prehistoric asst I got a boner good
is prehistoric asst I got a boner good this week saw the age-old question that
this week saw the age-old question that
this week saw the age-old question that nobody has ever asked finally get
nobody has ever asked finally get
nobody has ever asked finally get answered what does the penis of a hella
answered what does the penis of a hella
answered what does the penis of a hella fiercest grimaldi look like yes people
fiercest grimaldi look like yes people
fiercest grimaldi look like yes people we found a prehistoric erection yes
we found a prehistoric erection yes
we found a prehistoric erection yes could shape to Ron closet the American
could shape to Ron closet the American
could shape to Ron closet the American Museum of Natural History claims that it
Museum of Natural History claims that it
Museum of Natural History claims that it must have been in an amorous state to
must have been in an amorous state to
must have been in an amorous state to have it out like this poor specimen as
have it out like this poor specimen as
have it out like this poor specimen as if getting caught like this in public
if getting caught like this in public
if getting caught like this in public isn’t bad enough this cousin of today’s
isn’t bad enough this cousin of today’s
isn’t bad enough this cousin of today’s daddy long legs had his physical
daddy long legs had his physical
daddy long legs had his physical representation of his excited state
representation of his excited state
representation of his excited state fossilized for 99 million years I just
fossilized for 99 million years I just
fossilized for 99 million years I just don’t want I just want to have an
don’t want I just want to have an
don’t want I just want to have an erection any harm apparently the little
erection any harm apparently the little
erection any harm apparently the little guys member is more than half his body
guys member is more than half his body
guys member is more than half his body length what I Rex maybe this helped with
length what I Rex maybe this helped with
length what I Rex maybe this helped with their love life and explains the
their love life and explains the
their love life and explains the longevity of these little
longevity of these little
longevity of these little ivers having existed on earth for over
ivers having existed on earth for over
ivers having existed on earth for over 400 million years now whatever this
400 million years now whatever this
400 million years now whatever this means for science if anything someone
means for science if anything someone
means for science if anything someone get John Hammond on the phone tell him
get John Hammond on the phone tell him
get John Hammond on the phone tell him we have a great daddy long leg specimen
we have a great daddy long leg specimen
we have a great daddy long leg specimen preserved for him to hand off to dr.
preserved for him to hand off to dr.
preserved for him to hand off to dr. Henry Wu to do his thing we control
Henry Wu to do his thing we control
Henry Wu to do his thing we control their chromosomes it’s really not that
their chromosomes it’s really not that
their chromosomes it’s really not that difficult but then again I guess people
difficult but then again I guess people
difficult but then again I guess people really aren’t interested in prehistoric
really aren’t interested in prehistoric
really aren’t interested in prehistoric daddy long legs
so what prehistoric animal do you want
so what prehistoric animal do you want to see recreated no I’m simply saying
to see recreated no I’m simply saying
to see recreated no I’m simply saying that life uh finds away if you want to
that life uh finds away if you want to
that life uh finds away if you want to suggest a story or get some insider info
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