Press "Enter" to skip to content

Double Incest, Burrito-Borne Virus & Naming Chinese Babes: The Dispatch #35


[Music]

[Music] there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you

there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that

haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting

doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the

welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the

dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news

internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at

stories this week we’re looking at

stories this week we’re looking at Chinese baby named creators burrito

Chinese baby named creators burrito

Chinese baby named creators burrito payback and double incest marriage yep

payback and double incest marriage yep

payback and double incest marriage yep number three

number three

number three burrito born bonanza this burrito is

burrito born bonanza this burrito is

burrito born bonanza this burrito is delicious but it is feeling 2015 had

delicious but it is feeling 2015 had

delicious but it is feeling 2015 had many stories of tragedy including the

many stories of tragedy including the

many stories of tragedy including the tragic yet so much less important

tragic yet so much less important

tragic yet so much less important outbreak of foodborne illnesses for

outbreak of foodborne illnesses for

outbreak of foodborne illnesses for customers of Chipotle burrito

customers of Chipotle burrito

customers of Chipotle burrito honey possibly fortunately these cases

honey possibly fortunately these cases

honey possibly fortunately these cases were mostly resolved out-of-court with

were mostly resolved out-of-court with

were mostly resolved out-of-court with the International Mexican food giant

the International Mexican food giant

the International Mexican food giant providing cash settlements to

providing cash settlements to

providing cash settlements to individuals affected by the outbreak but

individuals affected by the outbreak but

individuals affected by the outbreak but one complainant actually wasn’t

one complainant actually wasn’t

one complainant actually wasn’t satisfied with the offer and was more

satisfied with the offer and was more

satisfied with the offer and was more interested in the very thing that made

interested in the very thing that made

interested in the very thing that made them is sick in the first place more

them is sick in the first place more

them is sick in the first place more burritos who wants to eat chimichangas

burritos who wants to eat chimichangas

burritos who wants to eat chimichangas next year not me the outbreaks began in

next year not me the outbreaks began in

next year not me the outbreaks began in August of last year when 243 customers

August of last year when 243 customers

August of last year when 243 customers reported getting sick with norovirus

reported getting sick with norovirus

reported getting sick with norovirus after eating at the Chipotle in Simi

after eating at the Chipotle in Simi

after eating at the Chipotle in Simi Valley California when a company

Valley California when a company

Valley California when a company experiences an episode like this it’s

experiences an episode like this it’s

experiences an episode like this it’s rare to make a quick recovery we are

rare to make a quick recovery we are

rare to make a quick recovery we are deeply sorry we’re sorry we’re sorry but

deeply sorry we’re sorry we’re sorry but

deeply sorry we’re sorry we’re sorry but judging from one customer who quote only

judging from one customer who quote only

judging from one customer who quote only wanted free burritos Chipotle seems to

wanted free burritos Chipotle seems to

wanted free burritos Chipotle seems to have built the kind of loyal following

have built the kind of loyal following

have built the kind of loyal following and fan base that even contaminated food

and fan base that even contaminated food

and fan base that even contaminated food can’t stop Oh monster number two Chinese

can’t stop Oh monster number two Chinese

can’t stop Oh monster number two Chinese baby name er no

baby name er no

baby name er no I’ve got 101 families excursion to China

I’ve got 101 families excursion to China

I’ve got 101 families excursion to China involve something you rarely come across

involve something you rarely come across

involve something you rarely come across on bus tours or information pamphlets

on bus tours or information pamphlets

on bus tours or information pamphlets naming people’s babies and I don’t have

naming people’s babies and I don’t have

naming people’s babies and I don’t have to know how to speak Chinese there’s an

to know how to speak Chinese there’s an

to know how to speak Chinese there’s an ongoing obsession with the Western world

ongoing obsession with the Western world

ongoing obsession with the Western world of China and the Jessup family of

of China and the Jessup family of

of China and the Jessup family of Gloucester England experienced it

Gloucester England experienced it

Gloucester England experienced it firsthand when their daughter beau is

firsthand when their daughter beau is

firsthand when their daughter beau is asked to give an English name to a

asked to give an English name to a

asked to give an English name to a newborn baby should we name him well

newborn baby should we name him well

newborn baby should we name him well this is kind of like a barn we could

this is kind of like a barn we could

this is kind of like a barn we could call him Barney quote I’m not really

call him Barney quote I’m not really

call him Barney quote I’m not really qualified or relevant enough in that

qualified or relevant enough in that

qualified or relevant enough in that baby’s life to give it a name thought Bo

baby’s life to give it a name thought Bo

baby’s life to give it a name thought Bo but after finding out that some people

but after finding out that some people

but after finding out that some people had gone and named their kids Gandalf

had gone and named their kids Gandalf

had gone and named their kids Gandalf and Cinderella she decided it was time

and Cinderella she decided it was time

and Cinderella she decided it was time to take action this quickly evolved into

to take action this quickly evolved into

to take action this quickly evolved into the special name website which allows

the special name website which allows

the special name website which allows families to choose appropriate English

families to choose appropriate English

families to choose appropriate English names for their children the GZA family

names for their children the GZA family

names for their children the GZA family is currently made over 80 thousand

is currently made over 80 thousand

is currently made over 80 thousand dollars from the service so to all those

dollars from the service so to all those

dollars from the service so to all those baby date books and websites your days

baby date books and websites your days

baby date books and websites your days are numbered but we’ll have wrong baby

are numbered but we’ll have wrong baby

are numbered but we’ll have wrong baby been babe in it oh damn okay number one

been babe in it oh damn okay number one

been babe in it oh damn okay number one double incest not playing awareness like

double incest not playing awareness like

double incest not playing awareness like sleeping with your sister sure she’s a

sleeping with your sister sure she’s a

sleeping with your sister sure she’s a great piece of town with a blossom love

great piece of town with a blossom love

great piece of town with a blossom love goodies but it’s just a legal the state

goodies but it’s just a legal the state

goodies but it’s just a legal the state of Oklahoma is known for successful

of Oklahoma is known for successful

of Oklahoma is known for successful sports franchises and amazing barbecue

sports franchises and amazing barbecue

sports franchises and amazing barbecue this next story however will definitely

this next story however will definitely

this next story however will definitely go into L column for the state I got the

go into L column for the state I got the

go into L column for the state I got the out word lesbian the other l word

out word lesbian the other l word

out word lesbian the other l word lesbians police reports have been

lesbians police reports have been

lesbians police reports have been circulating recently about one Patricia

circulating recently about one Patricia

circulating recently about one Patricia and span being arrested along with her

and span being arrested along with her

and span being arrested along with her daughter misty velvet dawn span for

daughter misty velvet dawn span for

daughter misty velvet dawn span for getting married to each other oh that’s

getting married to each other oh that’s

getting married to each other oh that’s gross according to 43 year old span she

gross according to 43 year old span she

gross according to 43 year old span she was not in contact with the kids at all

was not in contact with the kids at all

was not in contact with the kids at all until two years ago when they were

until two years ago when they were

until two years ago when they were finally reunited and quote really hit it

finally reunited and quote really hit it

finally reunited and quote really hit it off what are your names

off what are your names

off what are your names wait me Jimmy davia incest Krystal mad

wait me Jimmy davia incest Krystal mad

wait me Jimmy davia incest Krystal mad if that’s not enough crazy for you can

if that’s not enough crazy for you can

if that’s not enough crazy for you can you believe this isn’t even the first

you believe this isn’t even the first

you believe this isn’t even the first time she’s married one of her own

time she’s married one of her own

time she’s married one of her own children

children

children yeah the gene pool is a little shallow

yeah the gene pool is a little shallow

yeah the gene pool is a little shallow here dive annual crackers

here dive annual crackers

here dive annual crackers court records from 2010 show an

court records from 2010 show an

court records from 2010 show an annulment between Patricia and her son

annulment between Patricia and her son

annulment between Patricia and her son stemming from a 2008 marriage of the two

stemming from a 2008 marriage of the two

stemming from a 2008 marriage of the two family members talk about trouble in

family members talk about trouble in

family members talk about trouble in paradise then you get into that whole

paradise then you get into that whole

paradise then you get into that whole inbred thing kids with no teeth who only

inbred thing kids with no teeth who only

inbred thing kids with no teeth who only play the banjo eat applesauce through a

play the banjo eat applesauce through a

play the banjo eat applesauce through a straw

straw

straw pork farm animals so what should the

pork farm animals so what should the

pork farm animals so what should the sentence be for the serial ancestor lady

sentence be for the serial ancestor lady

sentence be for the serial ancestor lady I don’t have much to say for your

I don’t have much to say for your

I don’t have much to say for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news

bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news

bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news stories and top 10 list published every

stories and top 10 list published every

stories and top 10 list published every day be sure to subscribe to

day be sure to subscribe to

day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com

”

Be First to Comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *