Confessions of a nervous Author

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[Music] welcome this is my confession my name is

welcome this is my confession my name is

welcome this is my confession my name is ash and i’m the author of the

ash and i’m the author of the

ash and i’m the author of the confessions of alexander the great 33

confessions of alexander the great 33

confessions of alexander the great 33 lessons and greatness some time ago I

lessons and greatness some time ago I

lessons and greatness some time ago I thought it might be a clever little idea

thought it might be a clever little idea

thought it might be a clever little idea to send the copy of the book to Oprah

to send the copy of the book to Oprah

to send the copy of the book to Oprah the barrenness of bestsellers herself

the barrenness of bestsellers herself

the barrenness of bestsellers herself and including the letter a nice little

and including the letter a nice little

and including the letter a nice little handwritten note from none other than

handwritten note from none other than

handwritten note from none other than Alexander the Great himself I thought it

Alexander the Great himself I thought it

Alexander the Great himself I thought it might be pretty smart since the book

might be pretty smart since the book

might be pretty smart since the book itself is written from Alexander’s

itself is written from Alexander’s

itself is written from Alexander’s perspective now I didn’t expect much of

perspective now I didn’t expect much of

perspective now I didn’t expect much of it and then last week I got a call back

it and then last week I got a call back

it and then last week I got a call back from the producers of the show usually

from the producers of the show usually

from the producers of the show usually that’s great news what are they gonna do

that’s great news what are they gonna do

that’s great news what are they gonna do are they gonna mention the book on the

are they gonna mention the book on the

are they gonna mention the book on the air my hope so are they going to invite

air my hope so are they going to invite

air my hope so are they going to invite me on could be interesting but after

me on could be interesting but after

me on could be interesting but after seeing Oprah tearing to James Frey

seeing Oprah tearing to James Frey

seeing Oprah tearing to James Frey author of a million little pieces I’ll

author of a million little pieces I’ll

author of a million little pieces I’ll be honest with you I’m freaking out are

be honest with you I’m freaking out are

be honest with you I’m freaking out are they expecting me the author to go on

they expecting me the author to go on

they expecting me the author to go on did she actually believed that it was

did she actually believed that it was

did she actually believed that it was Alexander writing to her are they can

Alexander writing to her are they can

Alexander writing to her are they can expect Alexander the Great to appear or

expect Alexander the Great to appear or

expect Alexander the Great to appear or Colin Farrell himself and if Colin

Colin Farrell himself and if Colin

Colin Farrell himself and if Colin Farrell is going to be there does that

Farrell is going to be there does that

Farrell is going to be there does that mean rosario Dawson is going to be there

mean rosario Dawson is going to be there

mean rosario Dawson is going to be there I don’t know if jared leto is there then

I don’t know if jared leto is there then

I don’t know if jared leto is there then you can count me out this ain’t broke

you can count me out this ain’t broke

you can count me out this ain’t broke back mountain after all I’m freaking out

back mountain after all I’m freaking out

back mountain after all I’m freaking out Oprah if you’re watching this I hope you

Oprah if you’re watching this I hope you

Oprah if you’re watching this I hope you enjoy the book maybe we can have a drink

enjoy the book maybe we can have a drink

enjoy the book maybe we can have a drink and talk about it but just let me know

and talk about it but just let me know

and talk about it but just let me know who you expect to come on your show this

who you expect to come on your show this

who you expect to come on your show this has been my confession

has been my confession

has been my confession [Music]