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Comedy Skit: Fake Lawyers


did you know that over fifty percent of

did you know that over fifty percent of people get sued at one point in their

people get sued at one point in their

people get sued at one point in their lives that’s right one day you’ll have

lives that’s right one day you’ll have

lives that’s right one day you’ll have to go to court so when that day comes

to go to court so when that day comes

to go to court so when that day comes when a big bad law firm sends you a

when a big bad law firm sends you a

when a big bad law firm sends you a threatening letter don’t fall in the

threatening letter don’t fall in the

threatening letter don’t fall in the trap of hiring your own expensive

trap of hiring your own expensive

trap of hiring your own expensive lawyers what you should do is know that

lawyers what you should do is know that

lawyers what you should do is know that you have options and your best option

you have options and your best option

you have options and your best option when your backs against the wall is to

when your backs against the wall is to

when your backs against the wall is to call us at van de león associates see

call us at van de león associates see

call us at van de león associates see the trick is we’re not lawyers and we

the trick is we’re not lawyers and we

the trick is we’re not lawyers and we know it though we just pretend that we

know it though we just pretend that we

know it though we just pretend that we are so only go into court and we

are so only go into court and we

are so only go into court and we recommend things and we have our own

recommend things and we have our own

recommend things and we have our own little strategies no one knows what to

little strategies no one knows what to

little strategies no one knows what to expect next that’s why sometimes yes we

expect next that’s why sometimes yes we

expect next that’s why sometimes yes we do get charged with contempt of court

do get charged with contempt of court

do get charged with contempt of court but in the end that gives you the client

but in the end that gives you the client

but in the end that gives you the client the advantage and it doesn’t cost you

the advantage and it doesn’t cost you

the advantage and it doesn’t cost you much this book in my hands the same the

much this book in my hands the same the

much this book in my hands the same the Code of Civil Procedure these books

Code of Civil Procedure these books

Code of Civil Procedure these books behind me these aren’t law books and

behind me these aren’t law books and

behind me these aren’t law books and indeed we’re not wearing pants because

indeed we’re not wearing pants because

indeed we’re not wearing pants because we’re not lawyers we’re van de león

we’re not lawyers we’re van de león

we’re not lawyers we’re van de león associates

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