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Comedy Skit: 2000 and 1 Flushes Thief


is everything okay Tom yes everything

is everything okay Tom yes everything okay at home no complaints mmm how’s the

okay at home no complaints mmm how’s the

okay at home no complaints mmm how’s the wife Cindy is everything okay with her

wife Cindy is everything okay with her

wife Cindy is everything okay with her yeah yeah she’s doing well too we

yeah yeah she’s doing well too we

yeah yeah she’s doing well too we something wrong that depends financially

something wrong that depends financially

something wrong that depends financially you doing okay right well you’re not

you doing okay right well you’re not

you doing okay right well you’re not having any problems with the kids or

having any problems with the kids or

having any problems with the kids or anything no listen do not tell me what’s

anything no listen do not tell me what’s

anything no listen do not tell me what’s going on here we’ve been having some

going on here we’ve been having some

going on here we’ve been having some theft in the office lately Tom and

theft in the office lately Tom and

theft in the office lately Tom and frankly all fingers are pointing to you

frankly all fingers are pointing to you

frankly all fingers are pointing to you what what for look you’ve been spending

what what for look you’ve been spending

what what for look you’ve been spending a lot of time in this bathroom lately

a lot of time in this bathroom lately

a lot of time in this bathroom lately can you tell me why that is I’m sure

can you tell me why that is I’m sure

can you tell me why that is I’m sure you’re aware of our company’s policy of

you’re aware of our company’s policy of

you’re aware of our company’s policy of purchasing office items in bulk well it

purchasing office items in bulk well it

purchasing office items in bulk well it seems one item in particular are 2001

seems one item in particular are 2001

seems one item in particular are 2001 flushes is disappearing faster than we

flushes is disappearing faster than we

flushes is disappearing faster than we had expected oh I’m very sorry to hear

had expected oh I’m very sorry to hear

had expected oh I’m very sorry to hear that but I don’t 100 flushes Todd I mean

that but I don’t 100 flushes Todd I mean

that but I don’t 100 flushes Todd I mean five I understand but this is some

five I understand but this is some

five I understand but this is some serious theft I’m not I don’t think

serious theft I’m not I don’t think

serious theft I’m not I don’t think you’re supposed to take the 2001

you’re supposed to take the 2001

you’re supposed to take the 2001 literally 100 flush is missing out of

literally 100 flush is missing out of

literally 100 flush is missing out of 2,000 I mean that’s like a five percent

2,000 I mean that’s like a five percent

2,000 I mean that’s like a five percent loss okay listen if it’ll make you feel

loss okay listen if it’ll make you feel

loss okay listen if it’ll make you feel better I’ll just buy 2,000 more flushes

better I’ll just buy 2,000 more flushes

better I’ll just buy 2,000 more flushes okay it’s probably like two dollars a

okay it’s probably like two dollars a

okay it’s probably like two dollars a second and I can’t believe I’m

second and I can’t believe I’m

second and I can’t believe I’m justifying this that sounds like a

justifying this that sounds like a

justifying this that sounds like a guilty conscience talking guilty how

guilty conscience talking guilty how

guilty conscience talking guilty how would I even steal flushes hey just tell

would I even steal flushes hey just tell

would I even steal flushes hey just tell me how turn out your pockets Tom

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