hello interweb users my name is Trevor Boris from much music video on trial and
Boris from much music video on trial and
Boris from much music video on trial and this is the biggest Mike I’ve ever seen
this is the biggest Mike I’ve ever seen
this is the biggest Mike I’ve ever seen I’m not gonna lie it’s turning me on a
I’m not gonna lie it’s turning me on a
I’m not gonna lie it’s turning me on a little so let’s begin by introducing
little so let’s begin by introducing
little so let’s begin by introducing yourself if you could describe yourself
yourself if you could describe yourself
yourself if you could describe yourself in three words what would it be skinny
in three words what would it be skinny
in three words what would it be skinny um thin and slim sometimes I they say I
um thin and slim sometimes I they say I
um thin and slim sometimes I they say I look like Casey from kissing Finnegan
look like Casey from kissing Finnegan
look like Casey from kissing Finnegan rubber Casey hit the rosy cheeks oohs
rubber Casey hit the rosy cheeks oohs
rubber Casey hit the rosy cheeks oohs know what was it mr. dressup yeah mr.
know what was it mr. dressup yeah mr.
know what was it mr. dressup yeah mr. dressup he was like a little puppet in
dressup he was like a little puppet in
dressup he was like a little puppet in the tree with the dog my grandma would
the tree with the dog my grandma would
the tree with the dog my grandma would do a side-by-side a comic needs charisma
do a side-by-side a comic needs charisma
do a side-by-side a comic needs charisma to win over the audience so when they’re
to win over the audience so when they’re
to win over the audience so when they’re talking about crude subjects the
talking about crude subjects the
talking about crude subjects the audience laughs how do you win over your
audience laughs how do you win over your
audience laughs how do you win over your audience right away I just kind of play
audience right away I just kind of play
audience right away I just kind of play up the young like okay awesome it’s so
up the young like okay awesome it’s so
up the young like okay awesome it’s so great to be here I i just heard 27 and
great to be here I i just heard 27 and
great to be here I i just heard 27 and giggle lots then they were bound to love
giggle lots then they were bound to love
giggle lots then they were bound to love me and then i can say all kinds of dirty
me and then i can say all kinds of dirty
me and then i can say all kinds of dirty stuff and then i can talk about gay
stuff and then i can talk about gay
stuff and then i can talk about gay stacks and things like that I guess
stacks and things like that I guess
stacks and things like that I guess advantage to being get out by far is
advantage to being get out by far is
advantage to being get out by far is that there’s no chance I’ve ever
that there’s no chance I’ve ever
that there’s no chance I’ve ever accidentally getting pregnant and then
accidentally getting pregnant and then
accidentally getting pregnant and then I’ve tricked them they’re like what oh
I’ve tricked them they’re like what oh
I’ve tricked them they’re like what oh we didn’t even know you said that being
we didn’t even know you said that being
we didn’t even know you said that being a gay comedian has actually propelled
a gay comedian has actually propelled
a gay comedian has actually propelled your career well you know it’s funny
your career well you know it’s funny
your career well you know it’s funny though people kind of tend to remember
though people kind of tend to remember
though people kind of tend to remember me is like the gay farmer comment I’m
me is like the gay farmer comment I’m
me is like the gay farmer comment I’m actually a farmer back home and but I’m
actually a farmer back home and but I’m
actually a farmer back home and but I’m like it’s not like I come on stage with
like it’s not like I come on stage with
like it’s not like I come on stage with overalls and like a pitchfork you know
overalls and like a pitchfork you know
overalls and like a pitchfork you know I’m not like playing up the hey you know
I’m not like playing up the hey you know
I’m not like playing up the hey you know it’s like I do one joke about it I grow
it’s like I do one joke about it I grow
it’s like I do one joke about it I grow mostly gummy bears and disco balls
mostly gummy bears and disco balls
mostly gummy bears and disco balls and that’s kind of like defined years of
and that’s kind of like defined years of
and that’s kind of like defined years of my comedy I Drive a John queer tractor
my comedy I Drive a John queer tractor
my comedy I Drive a John queer tractor it’s pink in her name is Charlene you
it’s pink in her name is Charlene you
it’s pink in her name is Charlene you know with all these metrosexuals we
know with all these metrosexuals we
know with all these metrosexuals we never know if they’re gay or straight so
never know if they’re gay or straight so
never know if they’re gay or straight so do some tips well it used to be you know
do some tips well it used to be you know
do some tips well it used to be you know used to be plucked eyebrows my team and
used to be plucked eyebrows my team and
used to be plucked eyebrows my team and now it’s not so easy I have gaydar five
now it’s not so easy I have gaydar five
now it’s not so easy I have gaydar five point oh so I’ve got like really it’s
point oh so I’ve got like really it’s
point oh so I’ve got like really it’s very finely tuned so I can tell I can
very finely tuned so I can tell I can
very finely tuned so I can tell I can tell people that are gay before they
tell people that are gay before they
tell people that are gay before they know it do you see any future
know it do you see any future
know it do you see any future celebrities surprising us with that do
celebrities surprising us with that do
celebrities surprising us with that do they always ask me like what celebrities
they always ask me like what celebrities
they always ask me like what celebrities are gay and all that I’m like what how
are gay and all that I’m like what how
are gay and all that I’m like what how would I how would I know like it’s not
would I how would I know like it’s not
would I how would I know like it’s not like there’s meetings on tuesdays it’s
like there’s meetings on tuesdays it’s
like there’s meetings on tuesdays it’s like oh you know Tom Cruise he was at
like oh you know Tom Cruise he was at
like oh you know Tom Cruise he was at the meeting last tuesday just a matter
the meeting last tuesday just a matter
the meeting last tuesday just a matter of time till he comes out but there are
of time till he comes out but there are
of time till he comes out but there are a lot of celebs who are gay but aren’t
a lot of celebs who are gay but aren’t
a lot of celebs who are gay but aren’t out like Vin Diesel totally gay the
out like Vin Diesel totally gay the
out like Vin Diesel totally gay the first time you did stand-up comedy was
first time you did stand-up comedy was
first time you did stand-up comedy was in front of your graduating class and
in front of your graduating class and
in front of your graduating class and you said that you bombed so what are
you said that you bombed so what are
you said that you bombed so what are some aspiring words for other comedians
some aspiring words for other comedians
some aspiring words for other comedians marshmallow comedy is not easy if you’re
marshmallow comedy is not easy if you’re
marshmallow comedy is not easy if you’re not in it for the right reasons you
not in it for the right reasons you
not in it for the right reasons you won’t be doing it if you’re in it for
won’t be doing it if you’re in it for
won’t be doing it if you’re in it for the money or the glory we’re five
the money or the glory we’re five
the money or the glory we’re five minutes from showtime and this is how
minutes from showtime and this is how
minutes from showtime and this is how many people have come to see me I’m not
many people have come to see me I’m not
many people have come to see me I’m not embarrass whatever it’s going to be a
embarrass whatever it’s going to be a
embarrass whatever it’s going to be a great show I mean I’d a feeling it
great show I mean I’d a feeling it
great show I mean I’d a feeling it wasn’t gonna work out because like she
wasn’t gonna work out because like she
wasn’t gonna work out because like she works a lot and I’m gay right so we both
works a lot and I’m gay right so we both
works a lot and I’m gay right so we both wanted to see other guys you know
wanted to see other guys you know
wanted to see other guys you know till next time I
”
Be First to Comment