and what is with that cruel irony that cruel cruel irony where as you get older
cruel cruel irony where as you get older
cruel cruel irony where as you get older everything that you want to keep big and
everything that you want to keep big and
everything that you want to keep big and round and bouncy and jiggly ends up
round and bouncy and jiggly ends up
round and bouncy and jiggly ends up really long and skinny and dangly right
really long and skinny and dangly right
really long and skinny and dangly right and then what you want to have really
and then what you want to have really
and then what you want to have really long and lean and supple big and ran
long and lean and supple big and ran
long and lean and supple big and ran again sometimes being a woman is great
again sometimes being a woman is great
again sometimes being a woman is great and sometimes it’s tough hi I’m Veronica
and sometimes it’s tough hi I’m Veronica
and sometimes it’s tough hi I’m Veronica watchmojo.com and today we’re at a
watchmojo.com and today we’re at a
watchmojo.com and today we’re at a median Laurie Elliot about the good the
median Laurie Elliot about the good the
median Laurie Elliot about the good the bad and the ugly issues of womanhood and
bad and the ugly issues of womanhood and
bad and the ugly issues of womanhood and how she can make you laugh at at all we
how she can make you laugh at at all we
how she can make you laugh at at all we did just get married recently we needed
did just get married recently we needed
did just get married recently we needed an excuse to go to Vegas but we have
an excuse to go to Vegas but we have
an excuse to go to Vegas but we have been together for a really long time and
been together for a really long time and
been together for a really long time and we’ve actually hit that point in our
we’ve actually hit that point in our
we’ve actually hit that point in our relationship where the sex has become
relationship where the sex has become
relationship where the sex has become sarcastic no you’re just like oh that
sarcastic no you’re just like oh that
sarcastic no you’re just like oh that feels great
feels great
feels great oh no put my leg there I want it to fall
oh no put my leg there I want it to fall
oh no put my leg there I want it to fall asleep
asleep
asleep so before I even began in comedy you’re
so before I even began in comedy you’re
so before I even began in comedy you’re a competitive diver who is afraid of
a competitive diver who is afraid of
a competitive diver who is afraid of heights so how did that work out for you
heights so how did that work out for you
heights so how did that work out for you when you’re scared of heights and you’re
when you’re scared of heights and you’re
when you’re scared of heights and you’re a diver you get up there and you just
a diver you get up there and you just
a diver you get up there and you just throw yourself off you know there’s no
throw yourself off you know there’s no
throw yourself off you know there’s no hesitation now at this point in my life
hesitation now at this point in my life
hesitation now at this point in my life I wouldn’t go near and you have the high
I wouldn’t go near and you have the high
I wouldn’t go near and you have the high diving boards at all I actually got
diving boards at all I actually got
diving boards at all I actually got kicked out of public swim the last time
kicked out of public swim the last time
kicked out of public swim the last time I was there because I did a dive on the
I was there because I did a dive on the
I was there because I did a dive on the three meter board and I went up and and
three meter board and I went up and and
three meter board and I went up and and I came really close to the board and the
I came really close to the board and the
I came really close to the board and the lifeguard kicked me out do you have the
lifeguard kicked me out do you have the
lifeguard kicked me out do you have the same love-hate relationship with comedy
same love-hate relationship with comedy
same love-hate relationship with comedy oh that’s interesting it kind of it
oh that’s interesting it kind of it
oh that’s interesting it kind of it could be good cuz you can if you have a
could be good cuz you can if you have a
could be good cuz you can if you have a great set you love you love comedy but
great set you love you love comedy but
great set you love you love comedy but if you get off stage and you haven’t
if you get off stage and you haven’t
if you get off stage and you haven’t done very well and you’re not happy with
done very well and you’re not happy with
done very well and you’re not happy with what you did you’re just terrified of it
what you did you’re just terrified of it
what you did you’re just terrified of it the next time you do it but then you
the next time you do it but then you
the next time you do it but then you still just throw yourself off and do it
still just throw yourself off and do it
still just throw yourself off and do it again anyway those are weird works out a
again anyway those are weird works out a
again anyway those are weird works out a lot of your shows discuss being a woman
lot of your shows discuss being a woman
lot of your shows discuss being a woman and your body changes and going out
and your body changes and going out
and your body changes and going out clubbing as a cougar do you just take
clubbing as a cougar do you just take
clubbing as a cougar do you just take the inspiration from your life I
the inspiration from your life I
the inspiration from your life I celebrated a birthday just this last
celebrated a birthday just this last
celebrated a birthday just this last little while and the day before my
little while and the day before my
little while and the day before my birthday I was all like oh I’m getting
birthday I was all like oh I’m getting
birthday I was all like oh I’m getting older my body was like yeah actually
older my body was like yeah actually
older my body was like yeah actually last night after the show a gal came up
last night after the show a gal came up
last night after the show a gal came up and she said I thought you’re really
and she said I thought you’re really
and she said I thought you’re really funny but I couldn’t tell whether you
funny but I couldn’t tell whether you
funny but I couldn’t tell whether you were joking or not and then I decided my
were joking or not and then I decided my
were joking or not and then I decided my birthday gift to myself will be to
birthday gift to myself will be to
birthday gift to myself will be to forget and forgive my body for doing
forget and forgive my body for doing
forget and forgive my body for doing what it’s doing and just work on my
what it’s doing and just work on my
what it’s doing and just work on my inner supermodel right and so the night
inner supermodel right and so the night
inner supermodel right and so the night before my birthday I go up to bed before
before my birthday I go up to bed before
before my birthday I go up to bed before my husband and I’m gonna do a little bit
my husband and I’m gonna do a little bit
my husband and I’m gonna do a little bit of an act out for you because you just
of an act out for you because you just
of an act out for you because you just have to see this to believe it
have to see this to believe it
have to see this to believe it go to bed before my husband I’m lying
go to bed before my husband I’m lying
go to bed before my husband I’m lying there I’m doing my new nightly
there I’m doing my new nightly
there I’m doing my new nightly affirmations right I was all just wake
affirmations right I was all just wake
affirmations right I was all just wake up alive you can do it don’t start
up alive you can do it don’t start
up alive you can do it don’t start crying before noon I knew what she meant
crying before noon I knew what she meant
crying before noon I knew what she meant because some of the stuff I say from my
because some of the stuff I say from my
because some of the stuff I say from my life experiences sounds pretty
life experiences sounds pretty
life experiences sounds pretty outrageous but it’s true so I’m just
outrageous but it’s true so I’m just
outrageous but it’s true so I’m just about to fall asleep and my husband
about to fall asleep and my husband
about to fall asleep and my husband comes upstairs and he gets into bed and
comes upstairs and he gets into bed and
comes upstairs and he gets into bed and he starts doing this to me just like me
he starts doing this to me just like me
he starts doing this to me just like me and it felt really weird and I was like
and it felt really weird and I was like
and it felt really weird and I was like stop that that feels weird and I swear
stop that that feels weird and I swear
stop that that feels weird and I swear to god he goes I’m just trying to
to god he goes I’m just trying to
to god he goes I’m just trying to rub your back baby I’m one of those
rub your back baby I’m one of those
rub your back baby I’m one of those people where weird things will happen to
people where weird things will happen to
people where weird things will happen to me and I guess my energy provokes it or
me and I guess my energy provokes it or
me and I guess my energy provokes it or invites it and I use it and that’s
invites it and I use it and that’s
invites it and I use it and that’s pretty much where I get my inspirations
pretty much where I get my inspirations
pretty much where I get my inspirations from I did not know what to do I just
from I did not know what to do I just
from I did not know what to do I just grabbed one of my boobs out of my armpit
grabbed one of my boobs out of my armpit
grabbed one of my boobs out of my armpit and I just started beating the hell out
and I just started beating the hell out
and I just started beating the hell out of them well thank you very much and
of them well thank you very much and
of them well thank you very much and good luck with everything thank you it’s
good luck with everything thank you it’s
good luck with everything thank you it’s been very fun
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