bunch of girls about drinking one girls run to the bar pukey what her friends do
run to the bar pukey what her friends do
run to the bar pukey what her friends do there right after they helped route they
there right after they helped route they
there right after they helped route they hold her hair while she’s puking and no
hold her hair while she’s puking and no
hold her hair while she’s puking and no pattern like it’s okay it’s okay you’re
pattern like it’s okay it’s okay you’re
pattern like it’s okay it’s okay you’re still pretty it’s okay no one’s what
still pretty it’s okay no one’s what
still pretty it’s okay no one’s what here’s a tiara he’s gonna be okay frère
here’s a tiara he’s gonna be okay frère
here’s a tiara he’s gonna be okay frère Jacques guys don’t give up about each
Jacques guys don’t give up about each
Jacques guys don’t give up about each other and I’m on the ground pookie my
other and I’m on the ground pookie my
other and I’m on the ground pookie my buddy think of me like oh my God he’s
buddy think of me like oh my God he’s
buddy think of me like oh my God he’s puking quickly your balls in his shoe
puking quickly your balls in his shoe
puking quickly your balls in his shoe take a picture it’s his birthday got him
take a picture it’s his birthday got him
take a picture it’s his birthday got him some boggles he’s made his living
some boggles he’s made his living
some boggles he’s made his living judging others so we decided to put this
judging others so we decided to put this
judging others so we decided to put this comedian on trial hi I’m Veronica with
comedian on trial hi I’m Veronica with
comedian on trial hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and today we’re judging
watchmojo.com and today we’re judging
watchmojo.com and today we’re judging comedian Eddie della seppies way with
comedian Eddie della seppies way with
comedian Eddie della seppies way with the ladies and is dating skills guys
the ladies and is dating skills guys
the ladies and is dating skills guys often like to take girls out on dates
often like to take girls out on dates
often like to take girls out on dates and unpopular date is the movies and
and unpopular date is the movies and
and unpopular date is the movies and with the twilight movie coming out are
with the twilight movie coming out are
with the twilight movie coming out are you excited to see it no I don’t know
you excited to see it no I don’t know
you excited to see it no I don’t know I’m not too excitable that stuff I’m a
I’m not too excitable that stuff I’m a
I’m not too excitable that stuff I’m a big toilet fan but the girls like it so
big toilet fan but the girls like it so
big toilet fan but the girls like it so I’m just like oh my god I hope they get
I’m just like oh my god I hope they get
I’m just like oh my god I hope they get together Team Edward or Team Jacob i’m
together Team Edward or Team Jacob i’m
together Team Edward or Team Jacob i’m team jacob cuz i could be a werewolf
team jacob cuz i could be a werewolf
team jacob cuz i could be a werewolf yeah i have certain spots in my body
yeah i have certain spots in my body
yeah i have certain spots in my body which are werewolves like I just don’t
which are werewolves like I just don’t
which are werewolves like I just don’t know where the jean shorts it’s a little
know where the jean shorts it’s a little
know where the jean shorts it’s a little I have a hairy nipple I have like
I have a hairy nipple I have like
I have a hairy nipple I have like certain spots or my hair stops and
certain spots or my hair stops and
certain spots or my hair stops and starts I’ve like no Chester whatsoever
starts I’ve like no Chester whatsoever
starts I’ve like no Chester whatsoever but I have leg hair that goes my feet
but I have leg hair that goes my feet
but I have leg hair that goes my feet all to him tie belt line it just stops
all to him tie belt line it just stops
all to him tie belt line it just stops at the crotch up later I don’t know why
at the crotch up later I don’t know why
at the crotch up later I don’t know why I I can’t wear a speedo on a beach it
I I can’t wear a speedo on a beach it
I I can’t wear a speedo on a beach it looks very weird people look at me like
looks very weird people look at me like
looks very weird people look at me like oh my god is in a scent or what the hell
oh my god is in a scent or what the hell
oh my god is in a scent or what the hell is it now you’ve been on a lot of panels
is it now you’ve been on a lot of panels
is it now you’ve been on a lot of panels where you judge celebrities with their
where you judge celebrities with their
where you judge celebrities with their music videos and people and their dating
music videos and people and their dating
music videos and people and their dating skills so for you what’s the perfect
skills so for you what’s the perfect
skills so for you what’s the perfect first date someone that’s talkative
first date someone that’s talkative
first date someone that’s talkative engaging asked a lot questions likes to
engaging asked a lot questions likes to
engaging asked a lot questions likes to listen and don’t be too touchy-feely
listen and don’t be too touchy-feely
listen and don’t be too touchy-feely until she gives you signals to do it
until she gives you signals to do it
until she gives you signals to do it don’t really hey what’s that yeah
don’t really hey what’s that yeah
don’t really hey what’s that yeah I know why I kiss like I’m barfing if
I know why I kiss like I’m barfing if
I know why I kiss like I’m barfing if you were to want and dine me tonight
you were to want and dine me tonight
you were to want and dine me tonight what would we be doing I’d start out by
what would we be doing I’d start out by
what would we be doing I’d start out by maybe I pick you up tandem bicycle the
maybe I pick you up tandem bicycle the
maybe I pick you up tandem bicycle the basket we would go to a lounge something
basket we would go to a lounge something
basket we would go to a lounge something nice and we’d we have a good
nice and we’d we have a good
nice and we’d we have a good conversation I make you laugh and then
conversation I make you laugh and then
conversation I make you laugh and then and then we’d uh make out like crazy can
and then we’d uh make out like crazy can
and then we’d uh make out like crazy can tell us about in window hello this is it
tell us about in window hello this is it
tell us about in window hello this is it oh hi we have five minutes your time you
oh hi we have five minutes your time you
oh hi we have five minutes your time you can if those five minutes you will have
can if those five minutes you will have
can if those five minutes you will have an orgasm edmundo is my real name I was
an orgasm edmundo is my real name I was
an orgasm edmundo is my real name I was uh my name’s actually one donut Eddie is
uh my name’s actually one donut Eddie is
uh my name’s actually one donut Eddie is like a name that cook my parents point
like a name that cook my parents point
like a name that cook my parents point for my whole life but edmundo is my
for my whole life but edmundo is my
for my whole life but edmundo is my alter-ego he’s like this ultra sexy kind
alter-ego he’s like this ultra sexy kind
alter-ego he’s like this ultra sexy kind of like debonair kind of guy that the
of like debonair kind of guy that the
of like debonair kind of guy that the ladies can’t resist not that he does
ladies can’t resist not that he does
ladies can’t resist not that he does anything about it but yeah it’s very
anything about it but yeah it’s very
anything about it but yeah it’s very sexual like soap opera kind of guy which
sexual like soap opera kind of guy which
sexual like soap opera kind of guy which I can’t control sometimes they can only
I can’t control sometimes they can only
I can’t control sometimes they can only have certain occupations like that guy
have certain occupations like that guy
have certain occupations like that guy could be a pilot national interests in
could be a pilot national interests in
could be a pilot national interests in your plane i’ll hear this hello welcome
your plane i’ll hear this hello welcome
your plane i’ll hear this hello welcome to it kinda does repetitive though and i
to it kinda does repetitive though and i
to it kinda does repetitive though and i will be the compete if you’re
will be the compete if you’re
will be the compete if you’re wondering where your stewart is this
wondering where your stewart is this
wondering where your stewart is this she’s with me making love I heard he and
she’s with me making love I heard he and
she’s with me making love I heard he and get um women pregnant just by looking at
get um women pregnant just by looking at
get um women pregnant just by looking at them the single stare get your pregnant
them the single stare get your pregnant
them the single stare get your pregnant with single stair watch
with single stair watch
with single stair watch do you feel original right now that’s a
do you feel original right now that’s a
do you feel original right now that’s a food baby now what do you like a girl
food baby now what do you like a girl
food baby now what do you like a girl aware on her first date with you you
aware on her first date with you you
aware on her first date with you you know casual low uh not too revealing but
know casual low uh not too revealing but
know casual low uh not too revealing but i’m not from you’re like okay I get it
i’m not from you’re like okay I get it
i’m not from you’re like okay I get it underwears no good but if you do wear
underwears no good but if you do wear
underwears no good but if you do wear them just take it off during the date
them just take it off during the date
them just take it off during the date that’s always hot take it off I take it
that’s always hot take it off I take it
that’s always hot take it off I take it up give yourself a wedgie during the
up give yourself a wedgie during the
up give yourself a wedgie during the date just like hey what’s up ah cleavage
date just like hey what’s up ah cleavage
date just like hey what’s up ah cleavage is amazing always have cleavage girls
is amazing always have cleavage girls
is amazing always have cleavage girls and like this low cut shirt we have on
and like this low cut shirt we have on
and like this low cut shirt we have on today yeah for a guy wear a deep a
today yeah for a guy wear a deep a
today yeah for a guy wear a deep a deeper V like you want it to be like a
deeper V like you want it to be like a
deeper V like you want it to be like a direct arrow right to your gonads it’s
direct arrow right to your gonads it’s
direct arrow right to your gonads it’s like a chevron yeah and what do you
like a chevron yeah and what do you
like a chevron yeah and what do you often like to wear like jeans a nice
often like to wear like jeans a nice
often like to wear like jeans a nice like a dress shirt uh I always wear a
like a dress shirt uh I always wear a
like a dress shirt uh I always wear a condom even during the date and a bow
condom even during the date and a bow
condom even during the date and a bow tie around my penis sometimes I’ll shave
tie around my penis sometimes I’ll shave
tie around my penis sometimes I’ll shave a top hat well thanks is great you’re
a top hat well thanks is great you’re
a top hat well thanks is great you’re having you thank you for having me
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