da Moreira has been in the game a long time but
has been in the game a long time but
has been in the game a long time but he’s not sleeping with the fishes yet
he’s not sleeping with the fishes yet
he’s not sleeping with the fishes yet I’m not fit a man they’d pull your shirt
I’m not fit a man they’d pull your shirt
I’m not fit a man they’d pull your shirt for dramatic effect
for dramatic effect
for dramatic effect absolutely I’m Justin levy and you’re
absolutely I’m Justin levy and you’re
absolutely I’m Justin levy and you’re watching watchmojo.com let’s sit down
watching watchmojo.com let’s sit down
watching watchmojo.com let’s sit down with da Moreira and check out some
with da Moreira and check out some
with da Moreira and check out some highlights from his one-man show plugged
highlights from his one-man show plugged
highlights from his one-man show plugged unplugged and then plugged again I don’t
unplugged and then plugged again I don’t
unplugged and then plugged again I don’t care if you laugh just don’t stare at me
care if you laugh just don’t stare at me
care if you laugh just don’t stare at me like you want to kill me that’s all I am
like you want to kill me that’s all I am
like you want to kill me that’s all I am you don’t have to laugh just don’t look
you don’t have to laugh just don’t look
you don’t have to laugh just don’t look at me like you want me to die I actually
at me like you want me to die I actually
at me like you want me to die I actually started the festival I mean she’ll bet
started the festival I mean she’ll bet
started the festival I mean she’ll bet rosin gets the credit for it because he
rosin gets the credit for it because he
rosin gets the credit for it because he speaks French and I in my French is a
speaks French and I in my French is a
speaks French and I in my French is a little weak but it was me that I started
little weak but it was me that I started
little weak but it was me that I started the festival as a street festival in a
the festival as a street festival in a
the festival as a street festival in a telephone booth on st. Catherine and
telephone booth on st. Catherine and
telephone booth on st. Catherine and mezzanine million is right down the
mezzanine million is right down the
mezzanine million is right down the street here by Atwater you know you’ve
street here by Atwater you know you’ve
street here by Atwater you know you’ve gone to the tunnel with the fruit
gone to the tunnel with the fruit
gone to the tunnel with the fruit standards and then it grew and then he
standards and then it grew and then he
standards and then it grew and then he stole my idea and now I’m working for
stole my idea and now I’m working for
stole my idea and now I’m working for him I did my little my little bullshit
him I did my little my little bullshit
him I did my little my little bullshit comedy act cute as a button
comedy act cute as a button
comedy act cute as a button my first joke ever was my father never
my first joke ever was my father never
my first joke ever was my father never cheated on my mother used to cheat on me
cheated on my mother used to cheat on me
cheated on my mother used to cheat on me pick up other kids after school take
pick up other kids after school take
pick up other kids after school take them to the zoo
them to the zoo
them to the zoo take them to play ball one day candy
take them to play ball one day candy
take them to play ball one day candy says look I got a level with met another
says look I got a level with met another
says look I got a level with met another kid for the first time in my life I feel
kid for the first time in my life I feel
kid for the first time in my life I feel like a real father this town apparently
like a real father this town apparently
like a real father this town apparently loves you I heard nothing but great
loves you I heard nothing but great
loves you I heard nothing but great reviews my parents won’t shut up so hope
reviews my parents won’t shut up so hope
reviews my parents won’t shut up so hope that I can meet a girl your age and I
that I can meet a girl your age and I
that I can meet a girl your age and I hope her parents like me I love my
hope her parents like me I love my
hope her parents like me I love my grandfather like I like a brother I mean
grandfather like I like a brother I mean
grandfather like I like a brother I mean I I really did like a like a grandfather
I I really did like a like a grandfather
I I really did like a like a grandfather but older like I loved him like he was a
but older like I loved him like he was a
but older like I loved him like he was a priest without touching what would you
priest without touching what would you
priest without touching what would you do if you weren’t doing comedy oh I’d
do if you weren’t doing comedy oh I’d
do if you weren’t doing comedy oh I’d probably be in the carnival circus
probably be in the carnival circus
probably be in the carnival circus something like something I know what I’d
something like something I know what I’d
something like something I know what I’d do I’d probably teach school like the
do I’d probably teach school like the
do I’d probably teach school like the rest of those morons that can’t do
rest of those morons that can’t do
rest of those morons that can’t do anything else
anything else
anything else hey I used to teach fourth grade right
hey I used to teach fourth grade right
hey I used to teach fourth grade right yeah you’re in Catholic school god bless
yeah you’re in Catholic school god bless
yeah you’re in Catholic school god bless her soil you’re allowed to whack the
her soil you’re allowed to whack the
her soil you’re allowed to whack the kids on the back of the leg with a stick
kids on the back of the leg with a stick
kids on the back of the leg with a stick well in those days were now that you got
well in those days were now that you got
well in those days were now that you got arrested for that oh the times have
arrested for that oh the times have
arrested for that oh the times have changed give me a kiss boy here’s a
changed give me a kiss boy here’s a
changed give me a kiss boy here’s a quarter it’s gonna take him on the
quarter it’s gonna take him on the
quarter it’s gonna take him on the quarter Grandpop you
quarter Grandpop you
quarter Grandpop you to get a kiss out a good kid like me I’m
to get a kiss out a good kid like me I’m
to get a kiss out a good kid like me I’m gonna tell you your breath smells like
gonna tell you your breath smells like
gonna tell you your breath smells like stale whiskey and wine and a beard I
stale whiskey and wine and a beard I
stale whiskey and wine and a beard I hate it when a man presses their beard
hate it when a man presses their beard
hate it when a man presses their beard against me I mean you know I had to make
against me I mean you know I had to make
against me I mean you know I had to make it through college to like a lot of you
it through college to like a lot of you
it through college to like a lot of you but it’s all gonna be talked about
but it’s all gonna be talked about
but it’s all gonna be talked about without getting paid for you know what I
without getting paid for you know what I
without getting paid for you know what I mean
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