if you’re easily offended his comedy is not for you hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and
not for you hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and
not for you hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to watchmojo.com our host
welcome to watchmojo.com our host
welcome to watchmojo.com our host Veronica went to just for laughs where
Veronica went to just for laughs where
Veronica went to just for laughs where she spoke with Ari Shaffir can you tell
she spoke with Ari Shaffir can you tell
she spoke with Ari Shaffir can you tell us about this show that you’re
us about this show that you’re
us about this show that you’re performing here some in this girl right
performing here some in this girl right
performing here some in this girl right um that’s the name of my show it’s a you
um that’s the name of my show it’s a you
um that’s the name of my show it’s a you know just stories just horrible like
know just stories just horrible like
know just stories just horrible like stuff sexual stuff is gone awry also you
stuff sexual stuff is gone awry also you
stuff sexual stuff is gone awry also you should know this a lot of we’re all
should know this a lot of we’re all
should know this a lot of we’re all telling stories but most of us don’t get
telling stories but most of us don’t get
telling stories but most of us don’t get laid very often it’s gonna come off its
laid very often it’s gonna come off its
laid very often it’s gonna come off its like oh all these things get laid all
like oh all these things get laid all
like oh all these things get laid all the time but Slyke we don’t it’s just
the time but Slyke we don’t it’s just
the time but Slyke we don’t it’s just the few times has happened we’d love to
the few times has happened we’d love to
the few times has happened we’d love to share about it cuz it’s so it just take
share about it cuz it’s so it just take
share about it cuz it’s so it just take to us so you often push the envelope
to us so you often push the envelope
to us so you often push the envelope when you’re on stage do you ever are you
when you’re on stage do you ever are you
when you’re on stage do you ever are you ever worried about your safety once in a
ever worried about your safety once in a
ever worried about your safety once in a while I’ll get off and I look watch like
while I’ll get off and I look watch like
while I’ll get off and I look watch like a few people I’m like he’s gonna hit me
a few people I’m like he’s gonna hit me
a few people I’m like he’s gonna hit me I want to close okay so I didn’t know
I want to close okay so I didn’t know
I want to close okay so I didn’t know how to set up set we don’t do went off
how to set up set we don’t do went off
how to set up set we don’t do went off like six months we did it like lightly a
like six months we did it like lightly a
like six months we did it like lightly a little bit and then we broke up I found
little bit and then we broke up I found
little bit and then we broke up I found a girl who I guess you would call her a
a girl who I guess you would call her a
a girl who I guess you would call her a whore uh this girl Amy Smith Meyer she
whore uh this girl Amy Smith Meyer she
whore uh this girl Amy Smith Meyer she was hideous uh it was one way you look
was hideous uh it was one way you look
was hideous uh it was one way you look at her you look ya like it you there’s
at her you look ya like it you there’s
at her you look ya like it you there’s an actual cringing and they’re like oh
an actual cringing and they’re like oh
an actual cringing and they’re like oh you’re a human you’re not like a burn
you’re a human you’re not like a burn
you’re a human you’re not like a burn victim okay hey how are you is there
victim okay hey how are you is there
victim okay hey how are you is there ever time that something comes out of
ever time that something comes out of
ever time that something comes out of your mouth and you’re like wow I can’t
your mouth and you’re like wow I can’t
your mouth and you’re like wow I can’t believe I even just said that but amy
believe I even just said that but amy
believe I even just said that but amy was like the practice range the driving
was like the practice range the driving
was like the practice range the driving range of women uh she wasn’t for loving
range of women uh she wasn’t for loving
range of women uh she wasn’t for loving or appreciating it anyway she was just
or appreciating it anyway she was just
or appreciating it anyway she was just reported that’s all she wanted she liked
reported that’s all she wanted she liked
reported that’s all she wanted she liked to fuck with Kate my first girlfriend it
to fuck with Kate my first girlfriend it
to fuck with Kate my first girlfriend it was like hard to get in because she was
was like hard to get in because she was
was like hard to get in because she was so tight and virginal that I used to be
so tight and virginal that I used to be
so tight and virginal that I used to be able to rest on top of her like a
able to rest on top of her like a
able to rest on top of her like a teeter-totter have you ever had an
teeter-totter have you ever had an
teeter-totter have you ever had an abortion
abortion
abortion have you really neither one of you got
have you really neither one of you got
have you really neither one of you got me you get him get anybody pregnant I
me you get him get anybody pregnant I
me you get him get anybody pregnant I did a one and a half times so anyway I
did a one and a half times so anyway I
did a one and a half times so anyway I came inside her she told me not to do
came inside her she told me not to do
came inside her she told me not to do that show me I have to pull out I’m like
that show me I have to pull out I’m like
that show me I have to pull out I’m like all right well why’d she was cuz i’m out
all right well why’d she was cuz i’m out
all right well why’d she was cuz i’m out on the pill and I’m like that’s a huge
on the pill and I’m like that’s a huge
on the pill and I’m like that’s a huge thing you should have told me that like
thing you should have told me that like
thing you should have told me that like 25 seconds ago I don’t know what you
25 seconds ago I don’t know what you
25 seconds ago I don’t know what you want me to do now you don’t either the
want me to do now you don’t either the
want me to do now you don’t either the kitchen get you a spoon or something
kitchen get you a spoon or something
kitchen get you a spoon or something which at the time I thought was a real
which at the time I thought was a real
which at the time I thought was a real cure for pregnancy Logano we thought
cure for pregnancy Logano we thought
cure for pregnancy Logano we thought hold on the sink us and we’re good okay
hold on the sink us and we’re good okay
hold on the sink us and we’re good okay wild this interview wear condoms uh no
wild this interview wear condoms uh no
wild this interview wear condoms uh no no you completely misunderstood that’s
no you completely misunderstood that’s
no you completely misunderstood that’s dirt know the moral is definitely pull
dirt know the moral is definitely pull
dirt know the moral is definitely pull out like it enough time no don’t say
out like it enough time no don’t say
out like it enough time no don’t say anything silly that’s ridiculous ask if
anything silly that’s ridiculous ask if
anything silly that’s ridiculous ask if they have anything or be cool like if
they have anything or be cool like if
they have anything or be cool like if you have something tell the other person
you have something tell the other person
you have something tell the other person ahead of time well on that no thank you
ahead of time well on that no thank you
ahead of time well on that no thank you so much is great you’re having you
so much is great you’re having you
so much is great you’re having you you’re welcome
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