that would stink if you knew when you were gonna die if you knew the date of
were gonna die if you knew the date of
were gonna die if you knew the date of your death because that means each year
your death because that means each year
your death because that means each year you not only have a birthday you’d have
you not only have a birthday you’d have
you not only have a birthday you’d have a death day hi I’m Veronica the
a death day hi I’m Veronica the
a death day hi I’m Veronica the watchmojo.com and today were chatting
watchmojo.com and today were chatting
watchmojo.com and today were chatting with comedian a LaBelle who is right
with comedian a LaBelle who is right
with comedian a LaBelle who is right here sitting to her left a death day you
here sitting to her left a death day you
here sitting to her left a death day you walk home open up the door they’re all
walk home open up the door they’re all
walk home open up the door they’re all your friends surprised you studied law
your friends surprised you studied law
your friends surprised you studied law you pass the bar exam and then you went
you pass the bar exam and then you went
you pass the bar exam and then you went on to practice comedy why the change it
on to practice comedy why the change it
on to practice comedy why the change it seems like you’re using your practice of
seems like you’re using your practice of
seems like you’re using your practice of law in comedy because you’re taking
law in comedy because you’re taking
law in comedy because you’re taking facts that we think would lead to common
facts that we think would lead to common
facts that we think would lead to common sense and then you switch it to
sense and then you switch it to
sense and then you switch it to something that even makes more sense I
something that even makes more sense I
something that even makes more sense I don’t know I think it just comes with
don’t know I think it just comes with
don’t know I think it just comes with your brain I just came with my brain
your brain I just came with my brain
your brain I just came with my brain you know sort of like you buy something
you know sort of like you buy something
you know sort of like you buy something and you know it’s an application like
and you know it’s an application like
and you know it’s an application like computer has an application and you use
computer has an application and you use
computer has an application and you use the application I guess the applications
the application I guess the applications
the application I guess the applications in my head I am a hypochondriac that’s
in my head I am a hypochondriac that’s
in my head I am a hypochondriac that’s why I can’t stand the question how are
why I can’t stand the question how are
why I can’t stand the question how are you how am i I don’t know how I am I
you how am i I don’t know how I am I
you how am i I don’t know how I am I have to hope the right this very second
have to hope the right this very second
have to hope the right this very second my kidneys are purified
I have to hope that my thyroid is
I have to hope that my thyroid is regulating that my pancreas is pan
regulating that my pancreas is pan
regulating that my pancreas is pan creating I have to hope that my heart is
creating I have to hope that my heart is
creating I have to hope that my heart is beating you may say obviously my heart
beating you may say obviously my heart
beating you may say obviously my heart is beating because I’m alive yeah but
is beating because I’m alive yeah but
is beating because I’m alive yeah but you don’t die the second your heart
you don’t die the second your heart
you don’t die the second your heart stops beating it takes a second or two
stops beating it takes a second or two
stops beating it takes a second or two my market Mike my heart could have
my market Mike my heart could have
my market Mike my heart could have stopped beating right now okay it didn’t
stopped beating right now okay it didn’t
stopped beating right now okay it didn’t I think probably part of it is OCD you
I think probably part of it is OCD you
I think probably part of it is OCD you know I definitely I think I have a
know I definitely I think I have a
know I definitely I think I have a definite OCD I’ve been told that extreme
definite OCD I’ve been told that extreme
definite OCD I’ve been told that extreme OCD you don’t even pass out the second
OCD you don’t even pass out the second
OCD you don’t even pass out the second heart stops beating you got the second
heart stops beating you got the second
heart stops beating you got the second your heart stops beating art beats it
your heart stops beating art beats it
your heart stops beating art beats it beats it beats for what you’re doing in
beats it beats for what you’re doing in
beats it beats for what you’re doing in between beat non beat beat not beat beat
between beat non beat beat not beat beat
between beat non beat beat not beat beat Nadi’s beat nom be sweet nod beat these
Nadi’s beat nom be sweet nod beat these
Nadi’s beat nom be sweet nod beat these sticking with a thought obsessively I
sticking with a thought obsessively I
sticking with a thought obsessively I probably does lead me to you know those
probably does lead me to you know those
probably does lead me to you know those kind of jokes cuz I don’t let things go
kind of jokes cuz I don’t let things go
kind of jokes cuz I don’t let things go easily I’ve always you know and then
easily I’ve always you know and then
easily I’ve always you know and then when I was a child it was called
when I was a child it was called
when I was a child it was called stubbornness so you don’t pass out the
stubbornness so you don’t pass out the
stubbornness so you don’t pass out the second your heart stops beating if
second your heart stops beating if
second your heart stops beating if people pass out the second their heart
people pass out the second their heart
people pass out the second their heart stop beating everybody walking away now
stop beating everybody walking away now
stop beating everybody walking away now you’ve discussed everything in your set
you’ve discussed everything in your set
you’ve discussed everything in your set so what are you talking about now the
so what are you talking about now the
so what are you talking about now the same stuff because I’m lazy and I’m
same stuff because I’m lazy and I’m
same stuff because I’m lazy and I’m creative I need to get a girlfriend but
creative I need to get a girlfriend but
creative I need to get a girlfriend but I don’t have the strength to have a
I don’t have the strength to have a
I don’t have the strength to have a girlfriend I mean you have to make sure
girlfriend I mean you have to make sure
girlfriend I mean you have to make sure that she’s happy that she’s satisfy
that she’s happy that she’s satisfy
that she’s happy that she’s satisfy she’s that girlfriend she’s a customer
she’s that girlfriend she’s a customer
she’s that girlfriend she’s a customer I don’t know I’m also very fearful and
I don’t know I’m also very fearful and
I don’t know I’m also very fearful and neurotic I talk about that but I’m also
neurotic I talk about that but I’m also
neurotic I talk about that but I’m also so fearful and neurotic part of me
so fearful and neurotic part of me
so fearful and neurotic part of me doesn’t want to say what I’m talking
doesn’t want to say what I’m talking
doesn’t want to say what I’m talking about because I feel I’m giving it away
about because I feel I’m giving it away
about because I feel I’m giving it away and then people come to the show and
and then people come to the show and
and then people come to the show and they’ve already heard it and so it’s
they’ve already heard it and so it’s
they’ve already heard it and so it’s like the joke is over having a
like the joke is over having a
like the joke is over having a girlfriend is like running a business it
girlfriend is like running a business it
girlfriend is like running a business it really is like owning a store and that’s
really is like owning a store and that’s
really is like owning a store and that’s why I could never keep a girlfriend cuz
why I could never keep a girlfriend cuz
why I could never keep a girlfriend cuz the second I got one I want to open a
the second I got one I want to open a
the second I got one I want to open a chain what’s the best piece of advice
chain what’s the best piece of advice
chain what’s the best piece of advice that a comedian has passed on to you he
that a comedian has passed on to you he
that a comedian has passed on to you he didn’t share with me but I heard him say
didn’t share with me but I heard him say
didn’t share with me but I heard him say it on a CD and I’ve met him he’s a very
it on a CD and I’ve met him he’s a very
it on a CD and I’ve met him he’s a very nice guy Jerry Seinfeld obviously a very
nice guy Jerry Seinfeld obviously a very
nice guy Jerry Seinfeld obviously a very funny guy but he said on a CD like he
funny guy but he said on a CD like he
funny guy but he said on a CD like he was at some kind of like comedy
was at some kind of like comedy
was at some kind of like comedy convention and all these comedians were
convention and all these comedians were
convention and all these comedians were talking about like what agent can I get
talking about like what agent can I get
talking about like what agent can I get what manager I can get all these things
what manager I can get all these things
what manager I can get all these things engine and Jerry made I thought a great
engine and Jerry made I thought a great
engine and Jerry made I thought a great point said it’s not about all that it’s
point said it’s not about all that it’s
point said it’s not about all that it’s just doing the work you know the work
just doing the work you know the work
just doing the work you know the work not a funny an agent a manager really
not a funny an agent a manager really
not a funny an agent a manager really but
but
but not of that but he was making the point
not of that but he was making the point
not of that but he was making the point of doing the work of being creative and
of doing the work of being creative and
of doing the work of being creative and making a great act is there anything
making a great act is there anything
making a great act is there anything you’d like to leave us with there’s
you’d like to leave us with there’s
you’d like to leave us with there’s nothing in fact I’d like to take back a
nothing in fact I’d like to take back a
nothing in fact I’d like to take back a few things because I don’t really have
few things because I don’t really have
few things because I don’t really have much of a sense of self you know I can
much of a sense of self you know I can
much of a sense of self you know I can only respond to questions I’m more like
only respond to questions I’m more like
only respond to questions I’m more like a ventriloquist dummy I’m the dummy and
a ventriloquist dummy I’m the dummy and
a ventriloquist dummy I’m the dummy and I’m only alive when someone’s talking to
I’m only alive when someone’s talking to
I’m only alive when someone’s talking to me well thank you Alice great having you
me well thank you Alice great having you
me well thank you Alice great having you how great exactly was it was it awesome
how great exactly was it was it awesome
how great exactly was it was it awesome no that’s good
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