Deadly dolphins mineral marriages and horse assaults just because you don’t
horse assaults just because you don’t
horse assaults just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you he goes sir
mean they won’t interest you he goes sir
mean they won’t interest you he goes sir I don’t know how to tell you this but
I don’t know how to tell you this but
I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s a warrant for your arrest from
there’s a warrant for your arrest from
there’s a warrant for your arrest from 2002 apparently you rented a movie
2002 apparently you rented a movie
2002 apparently you rented a movie Freddy got fingered and he never
Freddy got fingered and he never
Freddy got fingered and he never returned it
returned it
returned it welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch where we bring you the
dispatch where we bring you the
dispatch where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news
internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re looking at the
stories this week we’re looking at the
stories this week we’re looking at the assault of a police horse militant
assault of a police horse militant
assault of a police horse militant dolphins and rocky relationships and all
dolphins and rocky relationships and all
dolphins and rocky relationships and all the tabloids who actually genuinely
the tabloids who actually genuinely
the tabloids who actually genuinely interested in it regardless of how they
interested in it regardless of how they
interested in it regardless of how they set it up number three
set it up number three
set it up number three Equus assault by now we’ve all seen from
Equus assault by now we’ve all seen from
Equus assault by now we’ve all seen from shenanigans and while critics of his
shenanigans and while critics of his
shenanigans and while critics of his campaign want to put him away for being
campaign want to put him away for being
campaign want to put him away for being racist bigoted and astoundingly ignorant
racist bigoted and astoundingly ignorant
racist bigoted and astoundingly ignorant losers losers may be the true offenders
losers losers may be the true offenders
losers losers may be the true offenders that trumps rallies are out there in the
that trumps rallies are out there in the
that trumps rallies are out there in the audience or protesting them police say
audience or protesting them police say
audience or protesting them police say they warned protesters to stay on the
they warned protesters to stay on the
they warned protesters to stay on the sidewalk but the protesters wouldn’t
sidewalk but the protesters wouldn’t
sidewalk but the protesters wouldn’t listen
listen
listen take for example April J Foster this
take for example April J Foster this
take for example April J Foster this cold-blooded protester was arrested and
cold-blooded protester was arrested and
cold-blooded protester was arrested and charged with abuse of a police service
charged with abuse of a police service
charged with abuse of a police service animal after she was seen yelling at and
animal after she was seen yelling at and
animal after she was seen yelling at and slapping a police service horse in the
slapping a police service horse in the
slapping a police service horse in the face apparently not disturbed enough by
face apparently not disturbed enough by
face apparently not disturbed enough by the hundreds of screaming protesters
the hundreds of screaming protesters
the hundreds of screaming protesters this horse was really asking for it when
this horse was really asking for it when
this horse was really asking for it when it intimidated foster by looking in her
it intimidated foster by looking in her
it intimidated foster by looking in her general direction and shuffling its
general direction and shuffling its
general direction and shuffling its hooves
hooves
hooves miss Foster is scheduled to appear in
miss Foster is scheduled to appear in
miss Foster is scheduled to appear in court in May to face her charges
court in May to face her charges
court in May to face her charges I wonder what Trump would say to this
I wonder what Trump would say to this
I wonder what Trump would say to this incursion on animal rights I know there
incursion on animal rights I know there
incursion on animal rights I know there are enemy I know there are enemy I’ll
are enemy I know there are enemy I’ll
are enemy I know there are enemy I’ll shoot them on sight I’ll shoot them on
shoot them on sight I’ll shoot them on
shoot them on sight I’ll shoot them on sight or I’ll make a deal with them are
sight or I’ll make a deal with them are
sight or I’ll make a deal with them are you with me I mean Bernie come on number
you with me I mean Bernie come on number
you with me I mean Bernie come on number two bottlenose battalion it could be
two bottlenose battalion it could be
two bottlenose battalion it could be trained to locate underwater objects to
trained to locate underwater objects to
trained to locate underwater objects to guard harbors against enemy swimmers and
guard harbors against enemy swimmers and
guard harbors against enemy swimmers and submarine engine so military dolphins
submarine engine so military dolphins
submarine engine so military dolphins are a thing and have been a thing since
are a thing and have been a thing since
are a thing and have been a thing since as far back as the Cold War the Soviet
as far back as the Cold War the Soviet
as far back as the Cold War the Soviet Union in the USA used these trained
Union in the USA used these trained
Union in the USA used these trained dolphins to detect submarines and
dolphins to detect submarines and
dolphins to detect submarines and underwater mines during that time of
underwater mines during that time of
underwater mines during that time of uncertainty that dragged on and
uncertainty that dragged on and
uncertainty that dragged on and and on and on and on and on from the end
and on and on and on and on from the end
and on and on and on and on from the end of World War two to when the Soviet
of World War two to when the Soviet
of World War two to when the Soviet Union collapsed that was a dolphin
Union collapsed that was a dolphin
Union collapsed that was a dolphin before you can call on a porpoise the
before you can call on a porpoise the
before you can call on a porpoise the USA will continue their training of
USA will continue their training of
USA will continue their training of marine mammals until at least 2020 and
marine mammals until at least 2020 and
marine mammals until at least 2020 and it looks like Russia wants to get back
it looks like Russia wants to get back
it looks like Russia wants to get back into the game
into the game
into the game they’re offering up to twenty four
they’re offering up to twenty four
they’re offering up to twenty four thousand dollars per dolphin and are
thousand dollars per dolphin and are
thousand dollars per dolphin and are looking for three males and two females
looking for three males and two females
looking for three males and two females with perfect teeth what do they have in
with perfect teeth what do they have in
with perfect teeth what do they have in mind for these fighting flippers nobody
mind for these fighting flippers nobody
mind for these fighting flippers nobody knows but if the rumors of their use in
knows but if the rumors of their use in
knows but if the rumors of their use in the past are true they could be
the past are true they could be
the past are true they could be parachuting from helicopters carrying
parachuting from helicopters carrying
parachuting from helicopters carrying deadly harpoons to kill enemy divers
deadly harpoons to kill enemy divers
deadly harpoons to kill enemy divers planting explosives on enemy vessels and
planting explosives on enemy vessels and
planting explosives on enemy vessels and fighting deep sea alien like cephalopods
number one marriage on the rocks it’s
number one marriage on the rocks it’s something to do with the essence and the
something to do with the essence and the
something to do with the essence and the integrity in which people do things some
integrity in which people do things some
integrity in which people do things some people would call spending consecutive
people would call spending consecutive
people would call spending consecutive days in bed drinking copious amounts of
days in bed drinking copious amounts of
days in bed drinking copious amounts of alcohol a good weekend English artist
alcohol a good weekend English artist
alcohol a good weekend English artist Tracey Emin isn’t one of those people I
Tracey Emin isn’t one of those people I
Tracey Emin isn’t one of those people I realized that I had to move to bed and
realized that I had to move to bed and
realized that I had to move to bed and everything into a gallery space instead
everything into a gallery space instead
everything into a gallery space instead she took the dirty soil bed and put in
she took the dirty soil bed and put in
she took the dirty soil bed and put in display at the Tate Gallery in 1999
display at the Tate Gallery in 1999
display at the Tate Gallery in 1999 called it art and walked away with a
called it art and walked away with a
called it art and walked away with a cool 2.6 million dollars cash money well
cool 2.6 million dollars cash money well
cool 2.6 million dollars cash money well she’s sick are having recently tied the
she’s sick are having recently tied the
she’s sick are having recently tied the knot with a rock as part of her most
knot with a rock as part of her most
knot with a rock as part of her most recent exhibition on display in Hong
recent exhibition on display in Hong
recent exhibition on display in Hong Kong and I can’t you wanna marry me your
Kong and I can’t you wanna marry me your
Kong and I can’t you wanna marry me your love with me no not the rock way too
love with me no not the rock way too
love with me no not the rock way too sentimental right now a rock rock when
sentimental right now a rock rock when
sentimental right now a rock rock when asked what her new life partner means to
asked what her new life partner means to
asked what her new life partner means to her she said quote it just means that at
her she said quote it just means that at
her she said quote it just means that at the moment I am NOT alone somewhere on
the moment I am NOT alone somewhere on
the moment I am NOT alone somewhere on the sea there’s a beautiful stone and
the sea there’s a beautiful stone and
the sea there’s a beautiful stone and it’s not going anywhere
it’s not going anywhere
it’s not going anywhere we hear you on that one Tracy everyone
we hear you on that one Tracy everyone
we hear you on that one Tracy everyone needs a boulder to cry on once in a
needs a boulder to cry on once in a
needs a boulder to cry on once in a while now let’s hope she doesn’t take
while now let’s hope she doesn’t take
while now let’s hope she doesn’t take that rock for granite you should be
that rock for granite you should be
that rock for granite you should be ashamed of yourself so how long until
ashamed of yourself so how long until
ashamed of yourself so how long until the soon to be forgotten rock files for
the soon to be forgotten rock files for
the soon to be forgotten rock files for divorce eventually they decided he was
divorce eventually they decided he was
divorce eventually they decided he was unnecessary and for your weekly dispatch
unnecessary and for your weekly dispatch
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