penis assault a cloning mega factory and Seagal training that’s illegal in some
Seagal training that’s illegal in some
Seagal training that’s illegal in some states you know just because you don’t
states you know just because you don’t
states you know just because you don’t need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t
need to know about these stories doesn’t mean they won’t interest you
mean they won’t interest you
mean they won’t interest you uh-huh prove it welcome to watchmojo.com
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you three cool funny or weird news
you three cool funny or weird news stories from the previous week of human
stories from the previous week of human
stories from the previous week of human existence so bow to your sensei and
existence so bow to your sensei and
existence so bow to your sensei and let’s get started
number three use your head with the
number three use your head with the brain in it keep that dirty dick in your
brain in it keep that dirty dick in your
brain in it keep that dirty dick in your pants as more and more details of an
pants as more and more details of an
pants as more and more details of an angry outburst last month in the
angry outburst last month in the
angry outburst last month in the andalucian football 2nd division are
andalucian football 2nd division are
andalucian football 2nd division are exposed the worse it gets so here’s the
exposed the worse it gets so here’s the
exposed the worse it gets so here’s the setting a match between C D Abbas and
setting a match between C D Abbas and
setting a match between C D Abbas and gappiya FC and we’re at the 80 minute
gappiya FC and we’re at the 80 minute
gappiya FC and we’re at the 80 minute mark a player named Ruben Gomez
mark a player named Ruben Gomez
mark a player named Ruben Gomez Bustamante who won was suspended for
Bustamante who won was suspended for
Bustamante who won was suspended for yellow card accumulation and two plays
yellow card accumulation and two plays
yellow card accumulation and two plays for neither of the teams on the field
for neither of the teams on the field
for neither of the teams on the field takes exception to a call and storms the
takes exception to a call and storms the
takes exception to a call and storms the pitch p.m. buttons his tracksuit bottoms
pitch p.m. buttons his tracksuit bottoms
pitch p.m. buttons his tracksuit bottoms and attempts to slap the female
and attempts to slap the female
and attempts to slap the female assistant referee with his penis
assistant referee with his penis
assistant referee with his penis clearly ignoring the text on every
clearly ignoring the text on every
clearly ignoring the text on every referee sleeve it’s disgusting and
referee sleeve it’s disgusting and
referee sleeve it’s disgusting and demeaning following the cocky conjecture
demeaning following the cocky conjecture
demeaning following the cocky conjecture gomez Bustamante was banned for one year
gomez Bustamante was banned for one year
gomez Bustamante was banned for one year by his club Celtic to pollyannas
by his club Celtic to pollyannas
by his club Celtic to pollyannas immediately and a 468 euro fine was
immediately and a 468 euro fine was
immediately and a 468 euro fine was thrust in his direction I guess we can
thrust in his direction I guess we can
thrust in his direction I guess we can look forward to a year of bathroom
look forward to a year of bathroom
look forward to a year of bathroom selfies from this gym
first let me take a selfie number two
first let me take a selfie number two the Clone Wars China yes a clone army
the Clone Wars China yes a clone army
the Clone Wars China yes a clone army and I must say one of the finest we’ve
and I must say one of the finest we’ve
and I must say one of the finest we’ve ever created it’s been done with monkeys
ever created it’s been done with monkeys
ever created it’s been done with monkeys sheep cows and maybe even the woolly
sheep cows and maybe even the woolly
sheep cows and maybe even the woolly mammoths but this week may have crossed
mammoths but this week may have crossed
mammoths but this week may have crossed that line in history where human cloning
that line in history where human cloning
that line in history where human cloning actually becomes a reality
China’s boyalife group are currently
China’s boyalife group are currently building a cloning super plant on Kamino
building a cloning super plant on Kamino
building a cloning super plant on Kamino I mean Tianjin China where over the
I mean Tianjin China where over the
I mean Tianjin China where over the course of the next five years they hope
course of the next five years they hope
course of the next five years they hope to have phone one million cows according
to have phone one million cows according
to have phone one million cows according to chief executive Zhu Zi out soon they
to chief executive Zhu Zi out soon they
to chief executive Zhu Zi out soon they possess technology advanced enough to
possess technology advanced enough to
possess technology advanced enough to clone humans as well but they are
clone humans as well but they are
clone humans as well but they are reluctant to begin production citing
reluctant to begin production citing
reluctant to begin production citing possible adverse reactions the Senate
possible adverse reactions the Senate
possible adverse reactions the Senate will never approve the use of clones
will never approve the use of clones
will never approve the use of clones elaborating further with the cool scary
elaborating further with the cool scary
elaborating further with the cool scary technology Zhu says that human cloning
technology Zhu says that human cloning
technology Zhu says that human cloning could challenge the 50/50 split in DNA
could challenge the 50/50 split in DNA
could challenge the 50/50 split in DNA created through the standard birthing
created through the standard birthing
created through the standard birthing practice instead now we could choose to
practice instead now we could choose to
practice instead now we could choose to have 100% of the genes from one parent
have 100% of the genes from one parent
have 100% of the genes from one parent or the other or a mix of both can you
or the other or a mix of both can you
or the other or a mix of both can you imagine at 100 cent Donald DNA mini
imagine at 100 cent Donald DNA mini
imagine at 100 cent Donald DNA mini trump clone thank you know what a time
trump clone thank you know what a time
trump clone thank you know what a time to be alive I’d like China I just sold
to be alive I’d like China I just sold
to be alive I’d like China I just sold an apartment for 15 million dollars to
an apartment for 15 million dollars to
an apartment for 15 million dollars to somebody from China
somebody from China
somebody from China number one flock of seagulls we’ve seen
number one flock of seagulls we’ve seen
number one flock of seagulls we’ve seen him kicked Soviet butt on the silver
him kicked Soviet butt on the silver
him kicked Soviet butt on the silver screen and now it’s time for him to give
screen and now it’s time for him to give
screen and now it’s time for him to give back a little
back a little
back a little no American action here of Steven Seagal
no American action here of Steven Seagal
no American action here of Steven Seagal made a name for himself in Hollywood
made a name for himself in Hollywood
made a name for himself in Hollywood using his own brand of the Japanese
using his own brand of the Japanese
using his own brand of the Japanese martial art Aikido and now the Serbian
martial art Aikido and now the Serbian
martial art Aikido and now the Serbian government wants a piece
during a three-day stay in belgrade
during a three-day stay in belgrade serbia this week Segal was offered a job
serbia this week Segal was offered a job
serbia this week Segal was offered a job training Serbian Special Forces in
training Serbian Special Forces in
training Serbian Special Forces in martial arts kind of babbling bullshit
martial arts kind of babbling bullshit
martial arts kind of babbling bullshit is this sure to come in handy if the
is this sure to come in handy if the
is this sure to come in handy if the forces ever need to jump majestically
forces ever need to jump majestically
forces ever need to jump majestically onto a moving train strangle a baddie
onto a moving train strangle a baddie
onto a moving train strangle a baddie from the roof of a station wagon or find
from the roof of a station wagon or find
from the roof of a station wagon or find themselves bringing a knife to a
themselves bringing a knife to a
themselves bringing a knife to a gunfight now 63 years old Seagal is one
gunfight now 63 years old Seagal is one
gunfight now 63 years old Seagal is one of a few Hollywood personalities that
of a few Hollywood personalities that
of a few Hollywood personalities that has beloved in the Balkan state awarded
has beloved in the Balkan state awarded
has beloved in the Balkan state awarded to Belgrade mayor city Somali the
to Belgrade mayor city Somali the
to Belgrade mayor city Somali the Serbian people were eager to have the
Serbian people were eager to have the
Serbian people were eager to have the seventh dan black belt back on their
seventh dan black belt back on their
seventh dan black belt back on their soil but Seagal is yet to respond to the
soil but Seagal is yet to respond to the
soil but Seagal is yet to respond to the job offer no I want you to my little bag
job offer no I want you to my little bag
job offer no I want you to my little bag of tricks so did the penis assailant
of tricks so did the penis assailant
of tricks so did the penis assailant deserve harsher punishment a sharp in a
deserve harsher punishment a sharp in a
deserve harsher punishment a sharp in a dick if you want to suggest a story or
dick if you want to suggest a story or
dick if you want to suggest a story or just talk about Dan’s hand gestures get
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