there’s probably a reason you haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t
heard of these stories but that doesn’t
heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to
mean they aren’t interesting welcome to
mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the dispatch
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where we bring you the internet’s weirdest and coolest news stories this
weirdest and coolest news stories this
weirdest and coolest news stories this week we’re covering drinking breast milk
week we’re covering drinking breast milk
week we’re covering drinking breast milk at 36 years old living life without a
at 36 years old living life without a
at 36 years old living life without a heart and an awfully racist ad from
heart and an awfully racist ad from
heart and an awfully racist ad from China
China
China number three racist cleanliness I can’t
number three racist cleanliness I can’t
number three racist cleanliness I can’t see fuck you know this is a whole
see fuck you know this is a whole
see fuck you know this is a whole different take on the despicable ethnic
different take on the despicable ethnic
different take on the despicable ethnic cleansing Chinese laundry detergent
cleansing Chinese laundry detergent
cleansing Chinese laundry detergent brand Calbee it is clearly having a
brand Calbee it is clearly having a
brand Calbee it is clearly having a tough time selling their product or just
tough time selling their product or just
tough time selling their product or just genuinely doesn’t give a crap what
genuinely doesn’t give a crap what
genuinely doesn’t give a crap what people think of their marketing tactics
people think of their marketing tactics
people think of their marketing tactics in their latest commercial which has
in their latest commercial which has
in their latest commercial which has been airing in China a young black man
been airing in China a young black man
been airing in China a young black man walks into a room covered in paint
walks into a room covered in paint
walks into a room covered in paint splatters the young lady doing laundry
splatters the young lady doing laundry
splatters the young lady doing laundry calls him closer seductively and as the
calls him closer seductively and as the
calls him closer seductively and as the young male leads in to make a move he
young male leads in to make a move he
young male leads in to make a move he gets the detergent packet shoved into
gets the detergent packet shoved into
gets the detergent packet shoved into his mouth before he himself is shoved
his mouth before he himself is shoved
his mouth before he himself is shoved into the washing machine as the end of
into the washing machine as the end of
into the washing machine as the end of the washing cycle comes around the black
the washing cycle comes around the black
the washing cycle comes around the black man rises from the washing machine but
man rises from the washing machine but
man rises from the washing machine but plot twist he’s no longer black and
plot twist he’s no longer black and
plot twist he’s no longer black and rises as a clean fresh Asian man
do I really need to explain why this
do I really need to explain why this sparked outrage on the Internet
sparked outrage on the Internet
sparked outrage on the Internet yes that’s just racist number two
yes that’s just racist number two
yes that’s just racist number two heartless hombre we don’t necessarily
heartless hombre we don’t necessarily
heartless hombre we don’t necessarily need every piece of our meat bag bodies
need every piece of our meat bag bodies
need every piece of our meat bag bodies in order to survive but there are a few
in order to survive but there are a few
in order to survive but there are a few pieces that we can’t live without a man
pieces that we can’t live without a man
pieces that we can’t live without a man barely alive we can rebuild him
barely alive we can rebuild him
barely alive we can rebuild him we have the technology well 25 year-old
we have the technology well 25 year-old
we have the technology well 25 year-old Stan Larkin was able to survive without
Stan Larkin was able to survive without
Stan Larkin was able to survive without one of the most vital organs in the
one of the most vital organs in the
one of the most vital organs in the human body using a technology called sim
human body using a technology called sim
human body using a technology called sim cardia the Michigan resident and father
cardia the Michigan resident and father
cardia the Michigan resident and father of two lived for 555 days without a
of two lived for 555 days without a
of two lived for 555 days without a heart wearing an artificial heart kept
heart wearing an artificial heart kept
heart wearing an artificial heart kept in a backpack once more Larkin didn’t
in a backpack once more Larkin didn’t
in a backpack once more Larkin didn’t just get by using the device he’s
just get by using the device he’s
just get by using the device he’s arrived on it a 13 pound backpack
arrived on it a 13 pound backpack
arrived on it a 13 pound backpack couldn’t keep him off the basketball
couldn’t keep him off the basketball
couldn’t keep him off the basketball courts although it did make piggybacks
courts although it did make piggybacks
courts although it did make piggybacks for his two daughters tricky Stan
for his two daughters tricky Stan
for his two daughters tricky Stan received his donor heart on may 9th of
received his donor heart on may 9th of
received his donor heart on may 9th of 2016 and has now fully recovered mr.
2016 and has now fully recovered mr.
2016 and has now fully recovered mr. Larkin we wish you the best and a hope
Larkin we wish you the best and a hope
Larkin we wish you the best and a hope you can finally switch back to a swaggy
you can finally switch back to a swaggy
you can finally switch back to a swaggy JanSport now are you two strapping my
JanSport now are you two strapping my
JanSport now are you two strapping my backpack yeah I’ve gotta be seen with
backpack yeah I’ve gotta be seen with
backpack yeah I’ve gotta be seen with you you’ve got a warm strapping
you you’ve got a warm strapping
you you’ve got a warm strapping number-one breastfeeding bodybuilder
number-one breastfeeding bodybuilder
number-one breastfeeding bodybuilder there’s a bizarre weight-loss techniques
there’s a bizarre weight-loss techniques
there’s a bizarre weight-loss techniques out there
well I don’t eat anything and when I
well I don’t eat anything and when I feel like I’m about to faint I use a
feel like I’m about to faint I use a
feel like I’m about to faint I use a table cheese Jennifer Aniston did the
table cheese Jennifer Aniston did the
table cheese Jennifer Aniston did the baby food diet
baby food diet
baby food diet cheapy pretty good Elizabeth Hurley
cheapy pretty good Elizabeth Hurley
cheapy pretty good Elizabeth Hurley reportedly only ate watercress soup all
reportedly only ate watercress soup all
reportedly only ate watercress soup all day long
day long
day long Wallace and Beyonce’s holy sustenance
Wallace and Beyonce’s holy sustenance
Wallace and Beyonce’s holy sustenance was a lime maple syrup and cayenne
was a lime maple syrup and cayenne
was a lime maple syrup and cayenne pepper concoction for a while but a
pepper concoction for a while but a
pepper concoction for a while but a couple from Atlanta that embraces a
couple from Atlanta that embraces a
couple from Atlanta that embraces a quote adult nursing relationship might
quote adult nursing relationship might
quote adult nursing relationship might be giving these celebs a run for their
be giving these celebs a run for their
be giving these celebs a run for their money
money
money there’s no wordplay here it’s exactly
there’s no wordplay here it’s exactly
there’s no wordplay here it’s exactly what it sounds like
what it sounds like
what it sounds like or you’re kidding grown women who nurse
or you’re kidding grown women who nurse
or you’re kidding grown women who nurse their partners quote we both wanted the
their partners quote we both wanted the
their partners quote we both wanted the same thing out of the relationship
same thing out of the relationship
same thing out of the relationship a magical bond that only breastfeeding
a magical bond that only breastfeeding
a magical bond that only breastfeeding can achieve said Jennifer Mulford on her
can achieve said Jennifer Mulford on her
can achieve said Jennifer Mulford on her relationship with body builder Brad
relationship with body builder Brad
relationship with body builder Brad Leeson although initially experiencing
Leeson although initially experiencing
Leeson although initially experiencing some difficulty inducing milk flow
some difficulty inducing milk flow
some difficulty inducing milk flow Mulford now maintains her supply by
Mulford now maintains her supply by
Mulford now maintains her supply by taking herbal medicine and by pumping
taking herbal medicine and by pumping
taking herbal medicine and by pumping her breasts every two hours take a
her breasts every two hours take a
her breasts every two hours take a picture it’ll last longer
picture it’ll last longer
picture it’ll last longer I’m sorry it’s just it’s a little
I’m sorry it’s just it’s a little
I’m sorry it’s just it’s a little distracting before pumping iron you got
distracting before pumping iron you got
distracting before pumping iron you got to pump the breasts yeah it’s degrading
to pump the breasts yeah it’s degrading
to pump the breasts yeah it’s degrading I know but when the tits that big
I know but when the tits that big
I know but when the tits that big everybody gets in mind so would you go
everybody gets in mind so would you go
everybody gets in mind so would you go as far as drinking your partner’s breast
as far as drinking your partner’s breast
as far as drinking your partner’s breast milk for those extra gains with cumin I
milk for those extra gains with cumin I
milk for those extra gains with cumin I don’t need to tell you and for your
don’t need to tell you and for your
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