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stories this week we’re looking at sailing the sewage seas of Brazil
sailing the sewage seas of Brazil
sailing the sewage seas of Brazil psychedelic seagulls and a blowjob cafe
psychedelic seagulls and a blowjob cafe
psychedelic seagulls and a blowjob cafe in London the suit to come number three
in London the suit to come number three
in London the suit to come number three Olympic gullet gateway it’s just an
Olympic gullet gateway it’s just an
Olympic gullet gateway it’s just an unreasonable risk to have these games in
unreasonable risk to have these games in
unreasonable risk to have these games in rio as if Olympic athletes hadn’t been
rio as if Olympic athletes hadn’t been
rio as if Olympic athletes hadn’t been warned enough about the Zika virus the
warned enough about the Zika virus the
warned enough about the Zika virus the Brazilian drug cartels or substandard
Brazilian drug cartels or substandard
Brazilian drug cartels or substandard accommodations at the 2016 Olympics
accommodations at the 2016 Olympics
accommodations at the 2016 Olympics Summer Games in Rio far is broken out at
Summer Games in Rio far is broken out at
Summer Games in Rio far is broken out at the Olympic Village in Rio causing some
the Olympic Village in Rio causing some
the Olympic Village in Rio causing some damage to the building where athletes
damage to the building where athletes
damage to the building where athletes are meant to be staying now they can add
are meant to be staying now they can add
are meant to be staying now they can add lethal water to the list as well hit
lethal water to the list as well hit
lethal water to the list as well hit your participants in the sailing and
your participants in the sailing and
your participants in the sailing and windsurfing events taking place in
windsurfing events taking place in
windsurfing events taking place in Guanabara Bay have been instructed to
Guanabara Bay have been instructed to
Guanabara Bay have been instructed to keep their mouth shut during the
keep their mouth shut during the
keep their mouth shut during the competition show you Shaima uh-oh I
competition show you Shaima uh-oh I
competition show you Shaima uh-oh I think we’ve had a couple once again
think we’ve had a couple once again
think we’ve had a couple once again Lucia shush ice to show you my needed
Lucia shush ice to show you my needed
Lucia shush ice to show you my needed someone we show you both share Shana not
someone we show you both share Shana not
someone we show you both share Shana not due to trash talking during the event
due to trash talking during the event
due to trash talking during the event but trashy conditions in the
but trashy conditions in the
but trashy conditions in the microorganism and toxin polluted Bay
microorganism and toxin polluted Bay
microorganism and toxin polluted Bay Dutch sailor Aphrodite’s eager said we
Dutch sailor Aphrodite’s eager said we
Dutch sailor Aphrodite’s eager said we just have to keep our mouths closed when
just have to keep our mouths closed when
just have to keep our mouths closed when the water sprays up so not only do these
the water sprays up so not only do these
the water sprays up so not only do these athletes have to sail surf and perform
athletes have to sail surf and perform
athletes have to sail surf and perform at an Olympic level but also their
at an Olympic level but also their
at an Olympic level but also their ability to keep their mouths shut must
ability to keep their mouths shut must
ability to keep their mouths shut must be of equally superior caliber are they
be of equally superior caliber are they
be of equally superior caliber are they giving out medals for this to metal you
giving out medals for this to metal you
giving out medals for this to metal you win a medal yeah number two seagull
win a medal yeah number two seagull
win a medal yeah number two seagull psychedelia in part two of keep your
psychedelia in part two of keep your
psychedelia in part two of keep your trap shut Shaima we’re looking at you
trap shut Shaima we’re looking at you
trap shut Shaima we’re looking at you seagulls
recent reports of an increase in seagull
recent reports of an increase in seagull attacks and accidents in the UK are
attacks and accidents in the UK are
attacks and accidents in the UK are thought to have been caused by the
thought to have been caused by the
thought to have been caused by the consumption of flying ants swarms of
consumption of flying ants swarms of
consumption of flying ants swarms of insects took flight late in July as they
insects took flight late in July as they
insects took flight late in July as they do every year when the weather is just
do every year when the weather is just
do every year when the weather is just right high temperatures prompt the ant
right high temperatures prompt the ant
right high temperatures prompt the ant queen to take to the skies leaving
queen to take to the skies leaving
queen to take to the skies leaving hordes of male ants chasing after her
hordes of male ants chasing after her
hordes of male ants chasing after her antly pheromones resident gall expert
antly pheromones resident gall expert
antly pheromones resident gall expert Tony Whitehead said this mating ritual
Tony Whitehead said this mating ritual
Tony Whitehead said this mating ritual is annoyingly having an inebriating
is annoyingly having an inebriating
is annoyingly having an inebriating effect on the snacky seagulls making
effect on the snacky seagulls making
effect on the snacky seagulls making them more distracted excitable and well
them more distracted excitable and well
them more distracted excitable and well so wasted the fly into buildings or
so wasted the fly into buildings or
so wasted the fly into buildings or oncoming cars ant expert dr. Rebecca
oncoming cars ant expert dr. Rebecca
oncoming cars ant expert dr. Rebecca Nesbitt says this particular breed of
Nesbitt says this particular breed of
Nesbitt says this particular breed of ant is known to produce formic acid
ant is known to produce formic acid
ant is known to produce formic acid which could be a contributing factor to
which could be a contributing factor to
which could be a contributing factor to the odd behavior but before we poop on
the odd behavior but before we poop on
the odd behavior but before we poop on their party like they poop on our cars
their party like they poop on our cars
their party like they poop on our cars we might want to wait a few days until
we might want to wait a few days until
we might want to wait a few days until the seagulls saw flocking to record
the seagulls saw flocking to record
the seagulls saw flocking to record shops jamming to Grateful Dead and
shops jamming to Grateful Dead and
shops jamming to Grateful Dead and wearing tie-dyed shirts
number one bj cafe how do you like your
number one bj cafe how do you like your coffee cream or milk sugar or artificial
coffee cream or milk sugar or artificial
coffee cream or milk sugar or artificial sweetener a nice biscotti on the side or
sweetener a nice biscotti on the side or
sweetener a nice biscotti on the side or some under the table fellatio you will
some under the table fellatio you will
some under the table fellatio you will be able to have all of the above once
be able to have all of the above once
be able to have all of the above once the fellatio cafe opens in london
the fellatio cafe opens in london
the fellatio cafe opens in london england in december of 2016 the baroque
england in december of 2016 the baroque
england in december of 2016 the baroque themed cafe which apparently takes all
themed cafe which apparently takes all
themed cafe which apparently takes all of the legal boxes will provide
of the legal boxes will provide
of the legal boxes will provide customers with coffees and pastries as
customers with coffees and pastries as
customers with coffees and pastries as well as an ipad loaded with the
well as an ipad loaded with the
well as an ipad loaded with the headshots of escorts to choose their
headshots of escorts to choose their
headshots of escorts to choose their oral sex provider it will likely be the
oral sex provider it will likely be the
oral sex provider it will likely be the most costly coffee in town with a base
most costly coffee in town with a base
most costly coffee in town with a base price of $65 for 15 minutes and an
price of $65 for 15 minutes and an
price of $65 for 15 minutes and an additional 13 dollars per 10 minutes of
additional 13 dollars per 10 minutes of
additional 13 dollars per 10 minutes of overtime work it’ll be interesting to
overtime work it’ll be interesting to
overtime work it’ll be interesting to see how long this brothel that sells
see how long this brothel that sells
see how long this brothel that sells coffee sorry this fellatio cafe will
coffee sorry this fellatio cafe will
coffee sorry this fellatio cafe will last before it gets blue balled by the
last before it gets blue balled by the
last before it gets blue balled by the authorities come on let’s go mclovin so
authorities come on let’s go mclovin so
authorities come on let’s go mclovin so will you munch a few ants and hit up the
will you munch a few ants and hit up the
will you munch a few ants and hit up the fellatio cafe what like style are you
fellatio cafe what like style are you
fellatio cafe what like style are you into for your bi-weekly dispatched
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