I’m alien from a dead planet who’s able to perform superhuman feats
to perform superhuman feats
to perform superhuman feats versus an orphan with some control
versus an orphan with some control
versus an orphan with some control issues welcome to watchmojo.com and
issues welcome to watchmojo.com and
issues welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be pitting the Man of Steel
today we’ll be pitting the Man of Steel
today we’ll be pitting the Man of Steel against the Dark Knight to see which
against the Dark Knight to see which
against the Dark Knight to see which superhero comes out on top on my world
superhero comes out on top on my world
superhero comes out on top on my world it means hope on our top 10 DC
it means hope on our top 10 DC
it means hope on our top 10 DC superheroes list Batman triumphed I
superheroes list Batman triumphed I
superheroes list Batman triumphed I liked while Superman
liked while Superman
liked while Superman due to his iconic status was our winner
due to his iconic status was our winner
due to his iconic status was our winner for the top 10 superheroes of all time
for the top 10 superheroes of all time
for the top 10 superheroes of all time list I hope this experience hasn’t put
list I hope this experience hasn’t put
list I hope this experience hasn’t put any of you offline for this showdown
any of you offline for this showdown
any of you offline for this showdown we’re evaluating these superheroes on
we’re evaluating these superheroes on
we’re evaluating these superheroes on specific categories to see how well they
specific categories to see how well they
specific categories to see how well they measure up against each other
measure up against each other
measure up against each other blow him master hell round one origin
blow him master hell round one origin
blow him master hell round one origin and motivation hi Bruce Wayne in this
and motivation hi Bruce Wayne in this
and motivation hi Bruce Wayne in this corner we have the only son of wealthy
corner we have the only son of wealthy
corner we have the only son of wealthy socialites Thomas and Martha Wayne brent
socialites Thomas and Martha Wayne brent
socialites Thomas and Martha Wayne brent was very much loved by his parents and
was very much loved by his parents and
was very much loved by his parents and raised to believe in the good of mankind
raised to believe in the good of mankind
raised to believe in the good of mankind and society people less fortunate
and society people less fortunate
and society people less fortunate possibly enduring very hard times
possibly enduring very hard times
possibly enduring very hard times Bruce’s life was irrevocably changed the
Bruce’s life was irrevocably changed the
Bruce’s life was irrevocably changed the night his parents were murdered in front
night his parents were murdered in front
night his parents were murdered in front of his eyes from that day forward he
of his eyes from that day forward he
of his eyes from that day forward he swore to fight the criminal element in
swore to fight the criminal element in
swore to fight the criminal element in Gotham City eventually taking on the
Gotham City eventually taking on the
Gotham City eventually taking on the mantle of the Batman
in the other corner we have young kal-el
in the other corner we have young kal-el also an only child and the son of Lara
also an only child and the son of Lara
also an only child and the son of Lara and jor-el the foremost scientist on the
and jor-el the foremost scientist on the
and jor-el the foremost scientist on the planet Krypton look how far my little
planet Krypton look how far my little
planet Krypton look how far my little kal-el kal-el life was irrevocably
kal-el kal-el life was irrevocably
kal-el kal-el life was irrevocably changed when his father rightly
changed when his father rightly
changed when his father rightly predicted the destruction of their
predicted the destruction of their
predicted the destruction of their planet and nobody listened and I tell
planet and nobody listened and I tell
planet and nobody listened and I tell you that we must evacuate this planet
you that we must evacuate this planet
you that we must evacuate this planet immediately sent to earth like some kind
immediately sent to earth like some kind
immediately sent to earth like some kind of contemporary Moses we found in this
of contemporary Moses we found in this
of contemporary Moses we found in this town’s adopted by Jonathan and Martha
town’s adopted by Jonathan and Martha
town’s adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent who named him Clark Kent and teach
Kent who named him Clark Kent and teach
Kent who named him Clark Kent and teach him good old American values and a
him good old American values and a
him good old American values and a strong sense of justice
strong sense of justice
strong sense of justice there was much a child of Earth now as
there was much a child of Earth now as
there was much a child of Earth now as you are of Krypton you can embody the
you are of Krypton you can embody the
you are of Krypton you can embody the best of both worlds though both were
best of both worlds though both were
best of both worlds though both were orphans destined for greatness this
orphans destined for greatness this
orphans destined for greatness this round goes to the young kal-el because
round goes to the young kal-el because
round goes to the young kal-el because well he’s a super-powered alien from
well he’s a super-powered alien from
well he’s a super-powered alien from another planet winner Superman I feel
another planet winner Superman I feel
another planet winner Superman I feel fine
fine
fine round two alter ego Bruce Wayne when
round two alter ego Bruce Wayne when
round two alter ego Bruce Wayne when you’re only human
you’re only human
you’re only human fighting crime can take its toll so you
fighting crime can take its toll so you
fighting crime can take its toll so you will need some time off to recharge your
will need some time off to recharge your
will need some time off to recharge your batteries not today I found out what
batteries not today I found out what
batteries not today I found out what Batman can’t do he can’t endure this no
Batman can’t do he can’t endure this no
Batman can’t do he can’t endure this no one does this quite as well as
one does this quite as well as
one does this quite as well as billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne you
billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne you
billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne you enjoy your party Bruce some of us have
enjoy your party Bruce some of us have
enjoy your party Bruce some of us have worked to do
worked to do
worked to do you’d be careful generally unsatisfied
you’d be careful generally unsatisfied
you’d be careful generally unsatisfied unless he’s sending one off to the
unless he’s sending one off to the
unless he’s sending one off to the dentist for a new set of teeth
dentist for a new set of teeth
dentist for a new set of teeth Bruce has to pretend to enjoy the
Bruce has to pretend to enjoy the
Bruce has to pretend to enjoy the simpler pleasures in life as a wealthy
simpler pleasures in life as a wealthy
simpler pleasures in life as a wealthy socialite after all dating supermodels
socialite after all dating supermodels
socialite after all dating supermodels and driving extremely expensive cars can
and driving extremely expensive cars can
and driving extremely expensive cars can be pretty tedious
be pretty tedious
be pretty tedious yeah but Bruce takes it all in stride
kal-el doesn’t want to draw too much
kal-el doesn’t want to draw too much attention to himself when he isn’t
attention to himself when he isn’t
attention to himself when he isn’t saving the world from monstrous alien
saving the world from monstrous alien
saving the world from monstrous alien invaders you’re blocking said Clark
invaders you’re blocking said Clark
invaders you’re blocking said Clark oh sorry guilty so he took a job as a
oh sorry guilty so he took a job as a
oh sorry guilty so he took a job as a humble newspaper reporter for The Daily
humble newspaper reporter for The Daily
humble newspaper reporter for The Daily Planet as Clark Kent he is able to
Planet as Clark Kent he is able to
Planet as Clark Kent he is able to maintain a relatively low-key lifestyle
maintain a relatively low-key lifestyle
maintain a relatively low-key lifestyle and a simple but effective alter-ego
and a simple but effective alter-ego
and a simple but effective alter-ego Lois why don’t you take Kent out to meet
Lois why don’t you take Kent out to meet
Lois why don’t you take Kent out to meet everybody after just introduce him
everybody after just introduce him
everybody after just introduce him around you’re starting with a favor
around you’re starting with a favor
around you’re starting with a favor today and even though he hasn’t put much
today and even though he hasn’t put much
today and even though he hasn’t put much effort into it people still haven’t
effort into it people still haven’t
effort into it people still haven’t figured it out after all this time who
figured it out after all this time who
figured it out after all this time who are you a friend or maybe they’re just
are you a friend or maybe they’re just
are you a friend or maybe they’re just pretending not to notice the uncanny
pretending not to notice the uncanny
pretending not to notice the uncanny resemblance oh uh can I take the airport
resemblance oh uh can I take the airport
resemblance oh uh can I take the airport not unless you can fly yeah Clark Kent
not unless you can fly yeah Clark Kent
not unless you can fly yeah Clark Kent may be fooling everyone around him but
may be fooling everyone around him but
may be fooling everyone around him but Bruce Wayne is doing it in style and
Bruce Wayne is doing it in style and
Bruce Wayne is doing it in style and more believably so and as such he takes
more believably so and as such he takes
more believably so and as such he takes this round winner Batman
this round winner Batman
this round winner Batman you have a thing for bent round three
you have a thing for bent round three
you have a thing for bent round three sidekicks and allies holy rusted metal
sidekicks and allies holy rusted metal
sidekicks and allies holy rusted metal Batman Oh over the years
Batman Oh over the years
Batman Oh over the years Batman has racked up a pretty decent
Batman has racked up a pretty decent
Batman has racked up a pretty decent cast of ancillary characters to assist
cast of ancillary characters to assist
cast of ancillary characters to assist him at the drop of a hat
him at the drop of a hat
him at the drop of a hat I want a Robin signal in the sky all
I want a Robin signal in the sky all
I want a Robin signal in the sky all right I’m tired of living in your shadow
right I’m tired of living in your shadow
right I’m tired of living in your shadow who knows how many different Robins
who knows how many different Robins
who knows how many different Robins there have been one day Robin will fly
there have been one day Robin will fly
there have been one day Robin will fly again and that’s excluding the bat girls
again and that’s excluding the bat girls
again and that’s excluding the bat girls bat women bat boys and whoever else has
bat women bat boys and whoever else has
bat women bat boys and whoever else has chosen to risk their lives to fight
chosen to risk their lives to fight
chosen to risk their lives to fight alongside the coolest superhero in the
alongside the coolest superhero in the
alongside the coolest superhero in the DC Universe and you are Batgirl
DC Universe and you are Batgirl
DC Universe and you are Batgirl lovely PC what about that person or that
lovely PC what about that person or that
lovely PC what about that person or that woman while not all of their careers
woman while not all of their careers
woman while not all of their careers have ended well
have ended well
have ended well all of them have sworn undying loyalty
all of them have sworn undying loyalty
all of them have sworn undying loyalty to the Caped Crusader partners
ironically enough the last Son of
ironically enough the last Son of Krypton is more of a lone wolf choosing
Krypton is more of a lone wolf choosing
Krypton is more of a lone wolf choosing to fight crime solo most of the time so
to fight crime solo most of the time so
to fight crime solo most of the time so every now and then he’s joined by the
every now and then he’s joined by the
every now and then he’s joined by the likes of Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen
likes of Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen
likes of Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen photographer or Krypto the Superdog when
photographer or Krypto the Superdog when
photographer or Krypto the Superdog when he was younger
well let’s face it a sidekick would only
well let’s face it a sidekick would only slow down someone who has that kind of
slow down someone who has that kind of
slow down someone who has that kind of power bats takes this round with a TKO
power bats takes this round with a TKO
power bats takes this round with a TKO winner Batman precisely Robin
winner Batman precisely Robin
winner Batman precisely Robin round four crime-fighting when it comes
round four crime-fighting when it comes
round four crime-fighting when it comes to fighting crime Bruce Wayne as Batman
to fighting crime Bruce Wayne as Batman
to fighting crime Bruce Wayne as Batman has to develop all kinds of skills and
has to develop all kinds of skills and
has to develop all kinds of skills and tricks to keep the streets clean yep
tricks to keep the streets clean yep
tricks to keep the streets clean yep killer later we have work to do he is a
killer later we have work to do he is a
killer later we have work to do he is a master of many different martial arts
master of many different martial arts
master of many different martial arts both deadly and defensive and has a
both deadly and defensive and has a
both deadly and defensive and has a genius-level intellect incredible
genius-level intellect incredible
genius-level intellect incredible deductive capacities and possesses a
deductive capacities and possesses a
deductive capacities and possesses a super advanced variety of gadgets
weapons and vehicles
weapons and vehicles with that kind of gear and know how
with that kind of gear and know how
with that kind of gear and know how criminals are dealing with much more
criminals are dealing with much more
criminals are dealing with much more than they bargained for when they face
than they bargained for when they face
than they bargained for when they face off with the Dark Knight
when it comes to Superman it’d be easier
when it comes to Superman it’d be easier to list the powers he doesn’t have
to list the powers he doesn’t have
to list the powers he doesn’t have instead of the ones he does let’s take a
instead of the ones he does let’s take a
instead of the ones he does let’s take a look at the broader list flight super
look at the broader list flight super
look at the broader list flight super strength heat vision super breath super
strength heat vision super breath super
strength heat vision super breath super hearing and general and vulnerability
hearing and general and vulnerability
hearing and general and vulnerability are just some of the things that kal-el
are just some of the things that kal-el
are just some of the things that kal-el can do chief among these powers will be
can do chief among these powers will be
can do chief among these powers will be your sight strengthen your hearing your
your sight strengthen your hearing your
your sight strengthen your hearing your ability to propel yourself at almost
ability to propel yourself at almost
ability to propel yourself at almost limitless speed
limitless speed
limitless speed this isn’t including his super-powered
this isn’t including his super-powered
this isn’t including his super-powered intellect and a whole bunch of subsets
intellect and a whole bunch of subsets
intellect and a whole bunch of subsets to the bigger powers but let’s just say
to the bigger powers but let’s just say
to the bigger powers but let’s just say that Supes doesn’t want to punch you
that Supes doesn’t want to punch you
that Supes doesn’t want to punch you into oblivion huh let’s say he just
into oblivion huh let’s say he just
into oblivion huh let’s say he just wants you to stop using your powers for
wants you to stop using your powers for
wants you to stop using your powers for evil this is exactly what he does in the
evil this is exactly what he does in the
evil this is exactly what he does in the animated film Superman versus the elite
animated film Superman versus the elite
animated film Superman versus the elite my powers don’t put me above the law
my powers don’t put me above the law
my powers don’t put me above the law instead of killing off the villain the
instead of killing off the villain the
instead of killing off the villain the Man of Steel uses his heat vision to
Man of Steel uses his heat vision to
Man of Steel uses his heat vision to lobotomize the nefarious Manchester
lobotomize the nefarious Manchester
lobotomize the nefarious Manchester black which takes away his powers heat
black which takes away his powers heat
black which takes away his powers heat vision focus through your pupils like a
vision focus through your pupils like a
vision focus through your pupils like a scalpel instant lobotomy sorry bats but
scalpel instant lobotomy sorry bats but
scalpel instant lobotomy sorry bats but with that many powers at his disposal
with that many powers at his disposal
with that many powers at his disposal Superman could put away hundreds of
Superman could put away hundreds of
Superman could put away hundreds of baddies before you’ve even left the
baddies before you’ve even left the
baddies before you’ve even left the mansion winner Superman
mansion winner Superman
mansion winner Superman this isn’t you you don’t do that I dunno
this isn’t you you don’t do that I dunno
this isn’t you you don’t do that I dunno round 5 rogues gallery just a pussy
round 5 rogues gallery just a pussy
round 5 rogues gallery just a pussy heaven looking for it’s chilly in here
heaven looking for it’s chilly in here
heaven looking for it’s chilly in here it’s often said that a good villain is
it’s often said that a good villain is
it’s often said that a good villain is what really makes the hero and never has
what really makes the hero and never has
what really makes the hero and never has that been truer than for the world’s
that been truer than for the world’s
that been truer than for the world’s greatest detective
from the Riddler to two-face and
from the Riddler to two-face and everyone in between Batman has to face
everyone in between Batman has to face
everyone in between Batman has to face external representations of what he
external representations of what he
external representations of what he could have been if things were different
could have been if things were different
could have been if things were different boo every one of his enemies represents
boo every one of his enemies represents
boo every one of his enemies represents him in one way or another and his
him in one way or another and his
him in one way or another and his ultimate antagonist is no exception why
ultimate antagonist is no exception why
ultimate antagonist is no exception why so serious
so serious
so serious the Joker is Batman’s opposite number
the Joker is Batman’s opposite number
the Joker is Batman’s opposite number spreading chaos and terror wherever he
spreading chaos and terror wherever he
spreading chaos and terror wherever he goes while bats attempts to keep order
goes while bats attempts to keep order
goes while bats attempts to keep order and safety in Gotham if having an
and safety in Gotham if having an
and safety in Gotham if having an opposite number makes the hero
opposite number makes the hero
opposite number makes the hero interesting then Superman’s arch
interesting then Superman’s arch
interesting then Superman’s arch villains have a lot to live up to that’s
villains have a lot to live up to that’s
villains have a lot to live up to that’s different they have to be strong as he
different they have to be strong as he
different they have to be strong as he is or else as dastardly as he is good
is or else as dastardly as he is good
is or else as dastardly as he is good Superman will know Lex Luthor is a great
Superman will know Lex Luthor is a great
Superman will know Lex Luthor is a great example of the latter as he schemes and
example of the latter as he schemes and
example of the latter as he schemes and plans his way to riches and notoriety
plans his way to riches and notoriety
plans his way to riches and notoriety all while trying to destroy the
all while trying to destroy the
all while trying to destroy the meddlesome Kryptonian I don’t get its
meddlesome Kryptonian I don’t get its
meddlesome Kryptonian I don’t get its kryptonite Superman little souvenirs the
kryptonite Superman little souvenirs the
kryptonite Superman little souvenirs the old home town other baddies that have
old home town other baddies that have
old home town other baddies that have met the man of tomorrow’s challenge
met the man of tomorrow’s challenge
met the man of tomorrow’s challenge include doomsday whose strength actually
include doomsday whose strength actually
include doomsday whose strength actually helped him kill Superman for a time
sorry Supes you’re bad guys maybe
sorry Supes you’re bad guys maybe stronger but Batman’s go deeper this
stronger but Batman’s go deeper this
stronger but Batman’s go deeper this round goes to the Dark Knight it’s
round goes to the Dark Knight it’s
round goes to the Dark Knight it’s simple we kill the Batman by a score of
simple we kill the Batman by a score of
simple we kill the Batman by a score of three to two the winner is Batman maybe
three to two the winner is Batman maybe
three to two the winner is Batman maybe Superman could incinerate the bat in the
Superman could incinerate the bat in the
Superman could incinerate the bat in the time it takes him to put on his cowl but
time it takes him to put on his cowl but
time it takes him to put on his cowl but in the popularity contest we have to go
in the popularity contest we have to go
in the popularity contest we have to go with the clear winner I’m Batman was our
with the clear winner I’m Batman was our
with the clear winner I’m Batman was our verdict like kryptonite to you you were
verdict like kryptonite to you you were
verdict like kryptonite to you you were great in your day Superman
great in your day Superman
great in your day Superman be sure to debate in the comments and
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