christine van Hagen has a comedy act both men and women can enjoy hi I’m
both men and women can enjoy hi I’m
both men and women can enjoy hi I’m Veronica with watchmojo.com and today
Veronica with watchmojo.com and today
Veronica with watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with this award-winning
we’re speaking with this award-winning
we’re speaking with this award-winning comic i read this one article 101 ways
comic i read this one article 101 ways
comic i read this one article 101 ways to turn on your man right so I’m like
to turn on your man right so I’m like
to turn on your man right so I’m like yes any 100 ways I have one way I need
yes any 100 ways I have one way I need
yes any 100 ways I have one way I need 100 more so as everyone knows there’s
100 more so as everyone knows there’s
100 more so as everyone knows there’s not a lot of female comics so what was
not a lot of female comics so what was
not a lot of female comics so what was it that made you take this career path I
it that made you take this career path I
it that made you take this career path I don’t know I just always wanted to do it
don’t know I just always wanted to do it
don’t know I just always wanted to do it and growing up I was like a watched tons
and growing up I was like a watched tons
and growing up I was like a watched tons of Letterman and then also like SNL
of Letterman and then also like SNL
of Letterman and then also like SNL which I know isn’t you know stand up per
which I know isn’t you know stand up per
which I know isn’t you know stand up per se but I just always puts fascinated by
se but I just always puts fascinated by
se but I just always puts fascinated by comedy at this point I’d actually like a
comedy at this point I’d actually like a
comedy at this point I’d actually like a way out to be homeless cuz I’m like uh
way out to be homeless cuz I’m like uh
way out to be homeless cuz I’m like uh I’m just getting old like when you’re
I’m just getting old like when you’re
I’m just getting old like when you’re young it’s like the best job in the
young it’s like the best job in the
young it’s like the best job in the world you travel and drink and shows and
world you travel and drink and shows and
world you travel and drink and shows and sleep in and now I’m like I’m an old
sleep in and now I’m like I’m an old
sleep in and now I’m like I’m an old woman I chatted skill how did you get
woman I chatted skill how did you get
woman I chatted skill how did you get involved as a woman on the puppetry of
involved as a woman on the puppetry of
involved as a woman on the puppetry of the penis tour I travel with them on and
the penis tour I travel with them on and
the penis tour I travel with them on and off for two years and of course that
off for two years and of course that
off for two years and of course that would be very scarring scarring
would be very scarring scarring
would be very scarring scarring situation yeah I just fell into it which
situation yeah I just fell into it which
situation yeah I just fell into it which sounds creepy that was always a good
sounds creepy that was always a good
sounds creepy that was always a good energy because it was literally like I
energy because it was literally like I
energy because it was literally like I would say you know 75 percent women but
would say you know 75 percent women but
would say you know 75 percent women but they were like sort of those crazy like
they were like sort of those crazy like
they were like sort of those crazy like we’re here to see naked Australians and
we’re here to see naked Australians and
we’re here to see naked Australians and so I had to like deal with that off the
so I had to like deal with that off the
so I had to like deal with that off the top and then go from there do you see
top and then go from there do you see
top and then go from there do you see naked men differently down my
naked men differently down my
naked men differently down my ex-boyfriend was from Australia e any
ex-boyfriend was from Australia e any
ex-boyfriend was from Australia e any Australians here good all I know is it’s
Australians here good all I know is it’s
Australians here good all I know is it’s not as delicate as they have you think
not as delicate as they have you think
not as delicate as they have you think it is that’s what I learned from that
it is that’s what I learned from that
it is that’s what I learned from that show because it’s like because the boys
show because it’s like because the boys
show because it’s like because the boys would always stretch and pull and twist
would always stretch and pull and twist
would always stretch and pull and twist and now you know I mean this is what I
and now you know I mean this is what I
and now you know I mean this is what I was single and now I have a book but I’m
was single and now I have a book but I’m
was single and now I have a book but I’m like I know it can take it I’ve seen
like I know it can take it I’ve seen
like I know it can take it I’ve seen what it can do and I’m not going to go
what it can do and I’m not going to go
what it can do and I’m not going to go for that it’s tender no it’s not tender
for that it’s tender no it’s not tender
for that it’s tender no it’s not tender men are not complicated creatures
and after that tour you went on a whole
and after that tour you went on a whole woman’s tour how was it different a lot
woman’s tour how was it different a lot
woman’s tour how was it different a lot less nudity and not the new di to be
less nudity and not the new di to be
less nudity and not the new di to be looking for so that was an awesome
looking for so that was an awesome
looking for so that was an awesome awesome to our debra digiovanni Lori
awesome to our debra digiovanni Lori
awesome to our debra digiovanni Lori Elliot myself I mean these are like two
Elliot myself I mean these are like two
Elliot myself I mean these are like two of my best friends so it’s like
of my best friends so it’s like
of my best friends so it’s like literally being on vacation with your
literally being on vacation with your
literally being on vacation with your two best friends and making money when
two best friends and making money when
two best friends and making money when she actually said to me I swear to god
she actually said to me I swear to god
she actually said to me I swear to god you know what your boyfriend just gently
you know what your boyfriend just gently
you know what your boyfriend just gently stars like your ear what i read that
stars like your ear what i read that
stars like your ear what i read that you’re 60 pounds in a pair of glasses
you’re 60 pounds in a pair of glasses
you’re 60 pounds in a pair of glasses lighter than you were before and you had
lighter than you were before and you had
lighter than you were before and you had a sort of self-deprecating style first
a sort of self-deprecating style first
a sort of self-deprecating style first of all every time i see the morbidly
of all every time i see the morbidly
of all every time i see the morbidly obese there’s a little voice in the back
obese there’s a little voice in the back
obese there’s a little voice in the back of my head that just goes christine go
of my head that just goes christine go
of my head that just goes christine go for it have you had just changed the
for it have you had just changed the
for it have you had just changed the show at all with your image well
show at all with your image well
show at all with your image well probably when you read that I was
probably when you read that I was
probably when you read that I was probably 40 pounds lighter so I think I
probably 40 pounds lighter so I think I
probably 40 pounds lighter so I think I was 60 pounds lighter and now I’m like
was 60 pounds lighter and now I’m like
was 60 pounds lighter and now I’m like 40 pounds heavier I will tell you this i
40 pounds heavier I will tell you this i
40 pounds heavier I will tell you this i have stuck to my diet so far this year
have stuck to my diet so far this year
have stuck to my diet so far this year it was my new year’s resolution I’ve
it was my new year’s resolution I’ve
it was my new year’s resolution I’ve lost 30 pounds I had to like getting rid
lost 30 pounds I had to like getting rid
lost 30 pounds I had to like getting rid of like a bunch of my fat jokes I’ve
of like a bunch of my fat jokes I’ve
of like a bunch of my fat jokes I’ve never there back in the act so it’s like
never there back in the act so it’s like
never there back in the act so it’s like yeah fat jokes never go away and that’s
yeah fat jokes never go away and that’s
yeah fat jokes never go away and that’s the magic that’s the magic of being a
the magic that’s the magic of being a
the magic that’s the magic of being a yo-yo dieter you have to have like two
yo-yo dieter you have to have like two
yo-yo dieter you have to have like two different acts almost like if my
different acts almost like if my
different acts almost like if my boyfriend was morbidly obese I’d be like
boyfriend was morbidly obese I’d be like
boyfriend was morbidly obese I’d be like you know what here’s one chicken and we
you know what here’s one chicken and we
you know what here’s one chicken and we hit the bed i’ll give you 11 more or
hit the bed i’ll give you 11 more or
hit the bed i’ll give you 11 more or just stand in the doorway go chicken
just stand in the doorway go chicken
just stand in the doorway go chicken well thank you very much and good luck
well thank you very much and good luck
well thank you very much and good luck with everything thank you very much
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